Chapter 253 The Toothpick of the Baby in the Giant Kingdom
Under extreme grief and indignation, Liu Yong had already left the author behind and only thought about how to deal with Xiao Hong.
If he immediately broke up and hurt Xiao Hong, it means that he is a ** type of crime. Like many criminal suspects, he clearly understands the law, but when ** arrives, he has left the law behind. How can he care about the truth of killing people to pay for his life? Let's kill people first. Now although Liu Yong knows that he hurts him, he will hurt him. Xiaohong, the author will treat him to death, but he heard the word "toothpick" mentioned by Xiaohong, which always provoked his restless nerves. If he doesn't attack at this time, it will not meet his personality characteristics, and he will attack.
"Let's listen to her." Such a mysterious voice suddenly flashed in Liu Yong's mind, which temporarily suppressed his anger.
There are angels and devils in everyone's mind. Although the devil has long occupied an unshakable dominant position in Liu Yong's mind, angels still exist. At this time, the sound from Liu Yong's mind was the sound of the angel in his mind.
It was this voice that saved Liu Yong's life, so that he did not cause serious consequences, so the author did not write the reason for his death. Naturally, the safety of Liu Yong's life is still guaranteed at this time.
Liu Yong did not have an attack for the time being. Xiao Hong continued: "The material of the toothpick is different, and its size is also different. The toothpick used by normal people is about three centimeters long and the diameter is about 1.5 to 2.3 mm. However, in the legendary small country, the toothpicks they use are even smaller, and the length is only one point. Millimeters, with a diameter of only .5 microns. If you don't look at it with a microscope, you can hardly see it.
Liu Yong clenched his fist and was ready to hurt people violently.
"But she hasn't finished yet. Continue to listen to her." The angel in Liu Yong's mind made a pleasant voice again.
"But," Xiaohong finally began to turn around: "But, pay attention to this, but this is a word that can save lives." Xiaohong sighed: "However, the people of the Giant Kingdom use toothpicks that are extremely huge, usually up to 30 centimeters in diameter and up to .5 meters long. The size of the toothpick below you belongs to the toothpick of the giant country. It is huge and huge. Take the aura of heaven and earth and gather the glory of the sun and the moon. After years of hard work, it has finally become the world's first-class toothpick. It's really my luck to meet it today. I'm really lucky.
Liu Yong was embarrassed. He knew that Xiao Hong's words were too exaggerated. Almost no one believed it, so he said modestly, "Actually, it's not that big. It's overstated. The length is not as long as ."
Xiao Hong turned around again appropriately: "In the Giant Kingdom, in addition to adults and children, adults' toothpicks are two and five meters long, and children's toothpicks are shorter, one and two meters long."
"It's over." Liu Yong said, "It's slightly shorter than one point and two meters."
Xiaohong turned around for the third time: "In the Giant Kingdom, in addition to adults and children, there are also babies. The baby's toothpick is shorter than the child's toothpick, and the length is about 50 centimeters. After careful identification, your toothpick should belong to the toothpick of the Giant Kingdom baby."
If you go on, it is estimated that you will talk about the pet's toothpicks. If you continue to make it up, you will not be round, and the length of "about 50 centimeters" is not too strange. Liu Yong received this length with a smile.
However, for the baby who has not yet grown teeth and does not need a toothpick at all, Liu Yong did not think much about it.
"Yes, the baby toothpick of my giant country is huge and protruding at the same time. How can I show that I use tampons internally? I don't have this function." Liu Yong repeated his difficulties again.
"Do you use the concave part of your body that is closer to the position of the protruding part to demonstrate the benefits of using tampons?"
Xiaohong thought of such a way to endorse this product.
"Damn it." Liu Yong, whose mind was running very fast, immediately understood which part she said was his own, "the protruding part is closer to the concave part". This is because his own mental reaction is relatively fast. The second reason is that he has experienced too many winds and waves, and he has seen too many top films. The third-level films are just "derizzle", and the general top films can only be regarded as "wet water". The oldest four-point hair films are a piece of cake for him. Because he is well-informed, he Naturally, it is a point. Xiaohong just mentions it simply and implicitly. He immediately reacts that the "concave part" mentioned by Xiaohong is not somewhere else, but the fourth point in addition to the well-known "three points" revealed in the film.
"The most poisonous woman in the world." Liu Yong sincerely thought of such a sentence, which was sentimental and the deepest impression left on him after Xiaohong put forward the suggestion just now.
This part of him, according to the Chinese, is still a young child. At present, it still maintains its purity. It has never been stained by foreign objects. Xiao Hong said it so simply that for her, it is just that her upper lip touches the lower lip, and the words are said. It is not difficult, but for Liu Yong, it is impossible. The problem of commitment.
This is the lowest limit for Liu Yong. Never let his "concave part" be stained by external objects.
"Do you have to force people to kill you?" Liu Yong's eyes turned red and looked at Xiao Hong fiercely.
His meaning is very clear. If Xiaohong insists on defiling the fourth point that is still pure so far, he would rather not live than agree.
This shows that he is still a principled person. Under the threat of his life, he still keeps his own bottom line, and not all the requirements will be met.
Xiaohong saw his expression and knew that he recognized the truth. The so-called fear in the world is afraid of seriousness. Since he is serious, Xiaohong is also afraid, so he said, "This is just an idea. I just said it casually. I don't really want you to do this. If you don't agree, let's put this product aside first. Let's talk about the endorsement of other products.
Liu Yong was also a little gratified to see that his persistence had come to fruition. Since Xiaohong gave way, he also made a step. So he asked, "In addition to the internal tampons, please repeat the products that need my endorsement just now. Let me see if I am suitable for endorsement. If I can endorse, I will endorse these products immediately without hesitation. You are also tired. I've finished my endorsement, and you can also rest early. But I have another request."
"What are the requirements?"
"I will only endorse the products you just mentioned without internal tampons in parentheses. I will never endorse the products you didn't say today. If you insist on asking me to endorse other products, there is nothing to say. I will definitely not endorse. There is nothing else. I only have one life. It's up to you.
Since Liu Yong found that his persistence just now has the benefits of persistence, he began to persist.
"Hmm." Xiaohong pondered for a moment and said, "There are still a lot of products to endorse, but since you are so persistent and it's not early, it's enough for you to endorse the products I just mentioned. I won't ask you to endorse the rest of the rest of the products."
Liu Yong was secretly overjoyed and almost jumped up with joy, but he was afraid that Xiaohong would regret it, so he did not show it on his face. He just said indifferently, "Then you can repeat the products you just mentioned. Let me have a look first."
"There are razors, flashlights, women's stockings, pens, facial tissues, sterling silver jewelry, and... Oh, you don't endorse the rest. That's all for now." Little Red Road.
Liu Yong thought about it. Except for women's stockings and sterling silver jewelry whose gender characteristics are biased towards women, other products are normal products, and it is not difficult to endorse. Even women's silk stockings and sterling silver jewelry, although their gender characteristics are biased towards women, they even use breast enhancement cream. As I said, I don't think these things will be more difficult than breast enhancement cream, so the endorsement of these products should be able to pass smoothly for him.
"You have to keep your word." Liu Yong said, "I have finished endorsing all the products you mentioned, so don't let me endorse other products."
Xiaohong agreed to him and said, "It's really not early. I'm afraid it's too late to endorse all the products. Today, after endorsing the products just mentioned, today's endorsement activity will come to an end. I won't let you endorse other products anymore.
"It's a deal." Liu Yong said, "Then I will endorse these products in order. What brands are they?
Xiaohong took out all the products that need Liu Yong's endorsement from the bag. Although this bag doesn't look big, but when you take out these many products, it seems that the space in the bag is still more than enough, which shows that this bag is also a magical bag. This bag is like Doraemon's pocket, and it looks like it can hold nothing. Everything is indeed magical.
This must be a magical bag invented by the author.
"For good, she promised that I would only endorse the product she just mentioned. Otherwise, if I were asked to endorse everything in the bag, I don't know how to endorse it until the year of the monkey. In case the product in this bag appears again with a product similar to the 'not afraid' brand fighting ability trainer, then I will die today. . " Liu Yong couldn't help but be a little afraid.
"Are you ready?" Xiao Hong asked.
"I'm ready." Liu Yong took a deep breath and replied.