Chapter 254 Liu Yong wants to find a shortcoming

"Well, I'll introduce these products to you first." Xiaohong said, "As I said just now, they are razors, flashlights, women's stockings, pens, facial tissues and sterling silver jewelry. Now, let me talk about their brands."

"Say it." Liu Yongdao.

"They are: 'cut neck fast' brand razor, 'love leakage' brand flashlight, 'tied' brand women's silk stockings, 'open plug' brand pen, 'suffocating' brand facial tissue, and 'quick poisoning' brand sterling silver jewelry."

Liu Yong was shocked by these brands. "Fast-fast" brand women's silk stockings, "love leakage" brand flashlight, "suffoating you" brand facial tissue, "quick poisoning" brand sterling silver jewelry, these brands are frightening. You will know that it is not a good product at the moment, but in some brands, he only hears the syllables of Xiaohong, because he did not look at it like the majority of readers at this time. The novel only listened to its voice, did not know its words, and did not understand the meaning of these brands, so he asked shamelessly, "What did you just say?" What brand of razor and what brand of pens?

"Oh, it's a 'cut neck fast' razor, and a 'open pencil' brand pen." Little Red Road.

Liu Yong still didn't understand: "'Gobo Block' brand razor?' Kaise Road's pen? Are these two products foreign brands?

"No." Xiaohong knew that he had listened to me, so she explained, "These are all national brands." The brand razor, which means this kind of razor, cuts the neck, which is very sharp and pleasant. There is a poem that says well: 'Instract the knife into a fast'. The word 'fast' here has the same meaning as the word 'fast' in 'cut neck fast'. The knife was cut on the neck, brushed the ground, and the blood splashed out. Happy, happy. There is also a 'openselu' brand pen, which is not a foreign brand. 'openselu' is a product. When you are constipated, insert it into your star. Just squeeze out the ** glycerin in 'openselu' and inject it all into your star. It will immediately melt your hard stool. Drop it, you will have a convenience right away. No matter how old you are, you will immediately excrete it.' The 'openlu' brand pen also has this effect. If you can't find the authentic 'openlu' in the case of constipation, then this kind of 'openlu' brand pen can also play the 'opening' effect. Insert the tip of this pen into your star, and then squeeze the ink inside into your star. No matter how happy you are, even if you are ten thousand years old, you will immediately arrange it out. How can you be happy?

"Who are the target users of these products?" Liu Yong asked.

"In addition to the 'Kiselu' brand pen for people with constipation, other products are mainly for suicide enthusiasts." Xiaohong said, "The 'cut neck fast' brand razor is not sharp or fast when shaving. It shaves fast, and it is easy to shave the skin, but when he cuts his neck, it is very sharp and fast; the 'love leakage' brand flashlight, its genuine product basically has no lighting effect, its main function is to hold the hand with leakage. The flashlight is electrocuted. Of course, due to the inevitable omissions at work, sometimes some defective 'love leakage' brand flashlights also have some lighting effects, but the flaws do not hide the effect. Even if it has the effect of lighting, it can still electrocut people; the 'tighten' brand women's stockings are full of holes in the legs, but such as If you hang it on the beam and tie a knot specially used for hanging, it is an absolute dungeon. There has never been a quality accident that is broken because it can't bear the weight of the bird, so it is called 'tangled' brand women's silk stockings; 'suffocated' brand facial tissue, as the name implies, put these facial tissues on your face, it is not at all. Breathable, it can definitely suffocate people to death; there is also 'quick poisoning' brand sterling silver jewelry, which is much more effective than some chronicly poisoned fake silver jewelry. As long as you wear it, you can stretch your legs and stare your eyes and braids in less than three days. There is no possibility of cure.

"That is to say, if I endorse these products, as long as I casually endorse any of them, I will stretch out my legs and stare, and there is absolutely no possibility of cure?" Liu Yong was stunned for a moment and laughed miserably.

"No." Xiao Hong denied it.

"What?" Liu Yong saw a glimmer of dawn. The so-called ants are still secretly alive, not to mention people? Since there is a trace of hope, he also hopes to catch it, so he asked, "If I endorse these products, won't you stretch out your legs and stare?"

"It depends on what product you endorse first." Xiaohong said, "If you endorse the 'open plug' brand pen first, it will only open the plug and will not make you stretch your legs and stare, but if you endorse other products, you will immediately stretch out your legs and stare. But now that you have opened the plug, you will be able to do it for ten thousand years. Even if you stretch out your legs and stare at the braids, you will die happily. I advise you to lead the knife quickly. After endorsing the 'open plug dew' pens, you will immediately endorse the 'cut neck fast' razor. With a knife, how happy it is!"

Liu Yong understood his situation. There was only one non-dead product that he wanted to endorse: "Kai Sailu" brand pen, but even if he endorsed this temporarily immortal product, he still stained the fourth point of his purity. After defiled it, the remaining products that he wanted to endorse would immediately be on. Heaven may go to hell. Anyway, I won't hang out in the world anymore.

Liu Yong was disheartened, his heart was horizontal, his teeth were bit, he closed his eyes, and he was cruel, and suddenly hit the wall.

With a "bang", Liu Yong's head sped towards the wall at the speed of an F1 car. Before the author could calculate his instantaneous speed, his head had hit the wall fiercely, and he fell face down on the ground silently.

"It's not good." TV audience Ding Yi was shocked and thought that if Liu Yong committed suicide in a nightclub, he could not escape the relationship as the legal representative of the nightclub. Even if he did not bear legal responsibility, he would at least have to bear a certain liability for compensation. What's more, if Liu Yong dies, his clue will be broken. Why did he frame him, Ding Yi? I'm afraid it will become a puzzle. With Liu Yong entering the grave (if it is an earth burial) or an urn (if it is a cremation) or the sea (if it is a sea burial) or a tree (if it is a tree burial) or in space ( If it is a space burial), no matter whether the secret is with Liu Yong entering the grave or the urn or the sea or the tree or space, Ding Yi may never know the secret in it. He may always be framed, and he will be confused and confused. He never knows who is going to frame him. This Isn't it a big regret in life?

"I can't! Never let him die!" Ding Yi, a TV viewer, was very engaged and couldn't help shouting.

On the screen, Xiaohong was also shocked by Liu Yong's sudden behavior. She was shocked and hurriedly pulled Liu Yong up, but Liu Yong had fainted to the ground and naturally would not cooperate with Xiaohong's behavior. In addition, his weight was too heavy. Xiaohong used the strength of ten cows and three tigers. Liu Yong lay on the ground and was still motionless. Xiaohong was anxious. Sweating heavily, she stood up and seemed to want to call someone, but after thinking about it, she sat down again, thought about it, stood up again, hesitated for a moment, and sat down again. She fully showed the idiom "fidgetless" to the audience.

Ding Yi, who was bothering, suddenly remembered something. He was ecstatic and said in his heart that Liu Yong would not die. As long as he could not die, he still had hope to find the behind-the-scenes who framed him.

It turned out that Ding Yi had taken into account all kinds of possible adverse situations when decorating the nightclub. In order to prevent some accidental injuries in the nightclub, he had made all kinds of preparations. For example: in order to avoid the electrocution of guests or waiters, he designed the power socket as a leak-proof safety socket; in order to avoid the hanging of guests or waiters, he designed each private room as a beamless structure; in order to prevent guests or waiters from taking poison, he set up a safety alarm system at the door of each room. If the poisonous thing passes through the door of the private room, the alarm will automatically sound. In order to avoid the death of a guest or waiter hitting the wall, he wraps the wall with a thick cotton pad. Even if his head hits the wall hard, the person who hits the wall will not be seriously injured.

Thinking of this, Ding Yi was ecstatic. He knew that Liu Yong could not die, and he would naturally wake up after a while. As long as he did not die, he would have the opportunity to know who was going to frame him, Ding Yi. His big hatred would have a chance to be repaid, his life would be meaningful, and this book would be meaningful.

In the TV picture, Xiao Hong took a glass of water from nowhere, brought it to Liu Yong, and poured it all over Liu Yong's head.

"She wants to burn Liu Yong to death? Is she also behind the scenes, in order to kill Liu Yong? Ding Yi had such an idea in his mind in an instant. But I immediately found that my idea was wrong.

I only heard Liu Yong say "Ouch", sighed and woke up quietly.