Chapter 284 The slogan is "Oh my God!"

"I heard that a marathon will be held in the city soon. I want to exercise. I will start from now on. I will run first." Another person said, jogging as he spoke, which was very rhythmic. It was really the speed of the marathon. Soon he ran across the corner and disappeared.

"He practices marathon, and I practice 800 meters." Someone said ambitiously, "I don't believe that we can't break the embarrassing situation of men's track and field in the world sports world." Before he finished speaking, he had already started to run. Naturally, the speed of running 800 meters was faster than running a marathon, so the time from being beside Ding Yi to disappearing in front of Ding Yi was shorter than the man just now.

"Then I have to practice 400 meters." A person ran again at the speed of 400 meters, twice as fast as the person who practiced 800 meters.

"I practiced 200 meters." Naturally, this person's speed is twice that of the person who runs 400 meters.

"I want to surpass Bolt, and my speed is faster than the wind!" Another person said. Ding Yi only felt a cool breeze passing in front of him. The person who turned out to be talking rushed out. The speed was really fast. Although it was a little slower than Bolt, it seemed that there was still a chance to break the Asian sprint record.

"Pei..." Ding Yi was very admired in his heart. He said the word "Pei". The word "fu" behind him had not been said. He only heard the man's "Ouch" scream, and then there was an earth-shaking sound. It turned out that the man only cared about accelerating, but did not see a telephone pole on the roadside, so he bumped into it. On the telegraph pole, in addition to making a loud noise, the telegraph poles were shaken.

"Yes, I'm sorry..." I didn't expect that the man was still a polite person. After a loud noise, a big pain and a dizziness, he knew that he had had an accident and thought that he had hit someone else. According to his temper, he wanted to argue with people, and he had to pester him for a long time and get some medical expenses from him. Huahua, but it's important to escape for your life, stay with green mountains and vegetables every year, so I don't care about entangling with the person I bumped into. I politely said "I'm sorry" and covered my head and stumbled away.

The so-called defeat is like a mountain. Once someone starts, it breaks the heart of the army. The people who run away are like an avalanche, which is unstoppable. The people who run in front still have time to say a scene, so that they will not run too awkwardly, but the fewer people behind see the remaining people, the more panicked they are. The more panicked, the faster they run, the faster they run, and the rest. The fewer people there are, the fewer people left, and their hearts will be more flustered, resulting in faster escape. Who can take care of talking about the scene? Full of warm thoughts**/desire. Only after people are fed up will they have the need for **. Even their lives are almost gone. Who will be ashamed? Therefore, the more the people who ran away from behind, the more they had no idea of talking about the scene. Suddenly, the people who were still aggressively queuing just now dispersed in an instant like the ebb tide.

Although they didn't say anything, they still had to shout slogans when they ran away. So many people scattered at the same time and didn't shout anything. It seemed that they always felt a little less momentum.

Their slogan is: "Oh my God!"

Then they hugged the head and run together.

In a short time, the entrance of the whole bar street became empty, leaving only Ding Yi and Alitirim Khanminna, as well as the scattered bags, wallets, shoes, bras, underwear and other items that everyone lost when they fled, which fell to the ground, which was spectacular.

"I even ran off my underwear. It's so fast that it's really admirable." Ding Yi sighed.

This change surprised Ali Tilimu Khan Minna. She was stunned for a long time and said, "I remember that the people in line were all men. How could there be scattered bras on the ground?"

"You're 'out'." Ding Yi criticized him and said, "I think these bras are for men and objects of foreign friends. Their function is to relieve stress. If you don't believe it, you can pick them up and you will know."

"I won't pick it up." I heard that it was a man's bra. Alitirim Khanminna felt a little nauseous, so she insisted on not picking it up.

Ding Yi frowned, picked up the corner of the bra strap with his hand, looked carefully, and smiled, "Am I right? Look, there are several words on it."

Alitilimu Khan Erminna fixed her eyes and saw a few words embroidered on the bra. After careful identification, it turned out to be the four words "Turtle/Head Zhengxiong", which was obviously the name of a male foreign friend, which she believed.

"Do men also wear bras? I don't know. What's so special about it?" Ali Tirim Khan Minna asked.

"You don't know that this is a neighboring country with me. The pace of work is too fast, men are too stressed at work, and they are too busy to eat. Therefore, in order to relieve stress, they all wear bras and fantasize about themselves as a woman. This is called mental relaxation. After imagining themselves as a woman, their spirit is released. It's loose. In this way, it relaxes the pressure and improves the work efficiency. In addition, wearing a bra can not only relieve the pressure, but also store one or two eggs in the depression of the bra, in professional terms, in the cup, which not only solves their mental stress, but also when they are hungry. Take out the eggs and eat them, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

"It's really smart. I heard that in addition to learning, this nation also likes to create film and television works. In order to save energy and protect the environment, most of the protagonists in their film and television works do not wear clothes. I didn't expect that in addition to these advantages, they also have such a strong independent research and development spirit to develop bras. The function of the egg is really awesome. Ali Tilim Khan Minna sincerely praised: "I admire it."

While talking, I suddenly heard someone shouting "one, two, one, two" in the distance, and heard neat footsteps. As soon as I heard it, the large army was running in this direction. In an instant, it ran to Ding Yi and Ali Tilimu Khan Minna.

But it turned out that the security personnel of the large army led by Huang Shiren, Ade and Xiao'an arrived at the scene. Some good people counted about three or four hundred people.

"Absolutely no color/echoly, it's true or not fake." All the security guards in the nightclub were shaken over by Ding Yi's phone call. They were dressed neatly, all wearing black suits, black ties, black suit trousers, and black nylon crotch briefs inside - but inside their black suit trousers The black crotch briefs are not visible to every reader, but can only be seen by special characters with perspective eye functions. As for why they are open crotch briefs, this is because Ding Yi was cheated by a profiteer when he commissioned the company's security guard's underwear. The cloth is used too little, and the stitch thread is fake. It is a fake and inferior product, so soon after putting it on, it bursts and becomes open crotch trousers. Everyone's head is wrapped with red cloth strips, with the words "We are not security guards", followed by a big bracket, and there is a line of small words in the brackets. Please note that we are absolutely not 'absolutely colorless/ Love, is it true or not? The words 'the security guard of the nightclub' are, of course, led by Huang Shiren, Ade and Xiao'an.

There is a reason why the team is not led by the director of the security department. Ding Yi divided his security work into two parts. One is the internal guard work, that is, the security work inside the nightclub. These are the main personnel of the security department. For example, there are disputes, fights, and safety accidents in the nightclub. The regular staff of the security department are responsible for solving them. Decision; and if there is field work that is not convenient for internal employees to come forward, for example, Ding Yi wants to K a person who has nothing to do with nightclub work, and Ding Yi wants to use security personnel privately, then "absolutely sex/smetic, it's really not fake" The company's regular employees will not be inconvenient to come forward. Such an action must be entrusted. Registered employees, such as Xiao An, Ade and Huang Shiren, came forward to solve the problem.

Originally, these three people were "absolutely unstained/affecable, it's really not fake" to hire employees of the company. However, Ding Yi considered his revenge plan and thought that he needed to hire people, but there were many inconveniences for the company's internal employees. It was possible that Ding Yi was touched according to the identity of these people. The company finally learned the identity of the master behind the scenes, so it may have a negative impact on Ding Yi. In order to avoid such consequences, Ding Yi thought of a way to solve the labor contract with these three people, and then asked them to apply for a job in the labor company. Ding Yi said, "Absolute sex/affec love, is it's true or not fake. Oh," the company's personnel department signed an agreement with the labor company and hired Ade, Xiao'an and Huang Shiren.

In this way, the three of them are not regular employees of Ding Yi's company. Their behavior belongs to the jurisdiction of the labor company and has nothing to do with Ding Yi. If they do something outside, the owner will follow the pattern according to the identity of the employees of the three labor company, and finally touch the labor company, he will not touch " Absolutely not erotic/etuous, is it true or not fake?" The company, the real master Ding Yi will not be found and protected.

Ding Yi's doing this shows that after many years of hard work, his mind has become more and more meticulous.

"Pit, take a break." Xiao An's voice. The team stood up, and then rested slightly with Xiao An's command. Some sat cross-legged on the ground, some took out a pillow from their arms and put it in the corner of the wall, then yawned on the pillow, some took out ear spoons from their pockets, and took out earwax with relish, and some concentrated with their little fingers. He took out his nose, and some took out a piece of toilet paper. He was about to untie his trousers and squat down. Suddenly, he thought that this was not the toilet. He took out the straw paper and prepared to wipe his buttocks. Obviously, he spread the straw paper on the ground, lay on the ground, took out a pen, and wrote the 99 multiplication table carefully.