Chapter 285 Conquering Her Highlands
"What are they doing?" Ali Tirim Khan Minna looked at the group of people in surprise, and looked at Ding Yi inexplicably.
Ding Yi smiled in his heart and said that his training was very effective. When his subordinates were "a little rest", they yawned and took out their earwax. Some sat and some were lying, and some were lying on the ground. They looked free and loose, and there were no rules. They were worse than bandits. They couldn't see that they were well trained at all. It looks like, but in fact, this is really well-trained.
Ding Yi's instruction to them is not to let others see that they are well-trained people. In this way, his opponent will be paralyzed and will relax his vigilance. Naturally, when he relaxes his vigilance, his weaknesses will be exposed. At this time, Ding Yi will issue an order, and it will be much easier to annihilate the unprepared enemy. It is. This is the guiding ideology of Ding Yi's training.
So he let his subordinates make all kinds of relaxing movements when they hear the "slight rest" command, as easy as they can, and as they can paralyze the enemy. In this way, when his subordinates hear Xiao An's "light breath" command, some of them lie on the ground, some take out their earwax, and some calculate the multiplication. The formula gives great obscurity to potential enemies. On the other hand, the meaning of "rest" is a little rest. Since it is a rest, it is the real meaning to relax yourself. Naturally, there are various forms of rest. When you take out earwax, lying on the ground arithmetic, cross your legs and close your eyes to nourish yourself all belong to the category of rest, so Ding Yi's subordinates It is reasonable to have such a move, and it is not worth making a fuss.
After Xiao'an said "a little rest", as soon as everyone took a breath, Ade shouted beside him, "Get upright!" The person who just sat or lay or picked his nose or took out his ear excrement immediately stopped the ongoing action of sitting or lying or picking or playing, stood up, lined up, and stood upright.
Ding Yi thought that he let Ade, Huang Shiren and Xiao'an be responsible for commanding the team. The password was also shouted by three people in turn. After Xiao An shouted "a little rest", it was Ade's turn to shout "right". As soon as Ade shouted "right", everyone banned it and turned into the state of "right". The team was in a good row, and it was indeed a horizontal view. A line, look at a line diagonally, look at a line vertically, and look at a line crookedly. In short, no matter how you look at it, it is a line, and they are irregular curves.
In fact, this is also Ding Yi's suspicious plan. Let the potential enemy take a look and think that Ding Yi's team is a team that can't stand straight. It doesn't even have the most basic military posture. Naturally, it is also a team without combat effectiveness. I'm afraid of you? Therefore, it is much easier to take it lightly and hit the enemy when the enemy takes it lightly.
Since the team has stood up, it is silent everywhere. Although it is silent, these troops are neither crows nor sparrows, so they are all whispering, surrounded by "buzzing" voices. At this time, it was Huang Shiren's turn to report to Ding Yi about the assembly of the troops. Huang Shiren blows his nose, shook it casually, and fluttered his nose with the wind. Then he wiped a small part of the stubborn snot firmly attached to his hand on his trousers. Then he walked to Ding Yi with his slippers and muttered. The ground reported: "After the team assembled, there was no queue at the entrance of the bar street, so it was not available to surround them. The report is over."
is still lazy, as if he has just finished smoking.
Of course, Huang Shiren's weak performance is also Ding Yi's suspicious plan.
"Very good." Ding Yi nodded and said, "The people in line were scared by our momentum. They have already gone nowhere. This shows that our just cause is invincible. Your arrival is very timely and fast. I looked at my watch--" Ding Yi raised his wrist and pretended to look at his watch. He said, "Let you arrive in three minutes. Sure enough, you will arrive at the scene within three minutes. It's really well trained. Now your task is to go back within three minutes and return to your work as soon as possible. There is still waiting for your contribution. Go ahead."
In fact, they rushed to the scene. More than three minutes have passed since Ding Yi gave them instructions, but on the one is that they can't use people, they can't impose punishments indiscriminately. On the other, if they really bounce the late people to death, then Ding Yi will face a situation that no one can use, and they will be shot to death. So Ding Yi had to lie that they had arrived at the scene within three minutes.
Since Ding Yi gave the order to go back, as Ding Yi's subordinate, of course, he had to obey the order and obey the command. Xiao An, Ade and Huang Shiren gathered the team. The three shouted at the same time, "Ready - run, run", and the large army buzzed like a group of flies and ran away.
Of course, he buzzed away like a group of flies. This is also Ding Yi's suspicious plan. In fact, he can let these security guards run away without saying a word, but let them buzz and run away. While running, they also discussed the hairstyle of Aunt Zhang and the breasts of Mrs. Li. In fact, this is also the reason. Showing weakness to the enemy shows that his troops have no discipline and combat effectiveness, so they don't have to worry at all.
In fact, Ding Yi can completely eradicate the team's habit of speaking in the march as long as he puts a bone in his mouth and strictly prohibits the bone from falling off, but he did not do so. The purpose is very obvious, which is to let them speak in the march and deliberately create a scattered image of the team dragging.
"Are these people all yours?" Although these people behaved very loosely, it was enough to be admired by Ali Tilimu Khan Minna. She looked at Ding Yi admiringly and said, "So many people? That's awesome."
"Where, where." Ding Yi was modest and said, "It's just a small team under me. It's been delayed for so long. Are we going to the bar, have two drinks, relax, happy, and then go to my villa? Let's 'hey hey hey'?"
Alitilimu Khan Erminna smiled and looked at Ding Yi gently. She came forward, took Ding Yi's hand, and the two walked to the depths of a street in the bar.
In the feasting bar, Ding Yi held a wine glass in one hand and put his arms around Ali Tilim Khan Minna's waist in the other. He sat crookedly in the card bag and watched the wandering/type female singer sitting on a high stool on the stage, playing the guitar while singing the song affectionately: "Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. Fang, why are you wandering/, wandering/far away, ah, ah, hooligan..."
"It turns out that she was forced to wander/far away by hooligans. What a pity." Ali Tilimu Khan Minna said, "I was forced to be homeless by hooligans and can only wander around. It seems that this hooligan's power is quite large."
Ding Yi smiled coldly in his heart and said that it was rare and strange. He forced the female singer to wander around. At best, he could only be regarded as a small hooligan. He was definitely not a boss-level figure. Since he forced her away, he should also give her a password to talk about anything about being forced away. Bracket bag It is not allowed to close brackets in the form of singing. This is perfect. The little hooligan only forced the female singer away, but actually gave her the opportunity to complain around, making her notorious and tarnishing the reputation of the hooligan world. If his sphere of influence is not large enough, or his thinking is not careful enough. He can predict all the possibilities in the future, so he must not be a boss.
The real boss-level figure is the ashes of the ashes and smoke between talking and laughing, operating in the strategy, and winning thousands of miles away. A majestic look can make the subordinates do things properly. A gentle smile can make the girl fascinated. A simple action can make fans scream repeatedly, a The silent stinky fart can make the audience faint.
This is because the diet of the bigwigs have better eating conditions, and the protein content in the food is extremely rich, so the poisonous effect of the stinky fart discharged is hundreds and a thousand times stronger than the stinky fart effect of the weasel, so it can smoke the audience to death.
Dan Ding Yi is now very low-key and will never show off. Of course, he will not show off his knowledge about the difference between "big boss-level hooligans and little hooligans" in front of Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna, so he also echoed, "Yes, this hooligan is quite powerful, and it actually forces people to wander around. It's really abominable. Let's despise him. For our common contempt, come and cheers.
He raised his glass and touched Alithirim Khanerminna, and the two of them raised their glasses.
Alitilimu Khan Erminna has drunk several cups with Ding Yi. While listening to the song, drinking wine, he is also next to Lang Alang. In this situation, everyone is drunk. The drunken man's intention is not to care about Ding Yi's legs. After drinking a few cups, the wine came up a little, and he was hugged by Ding Yi. In his arms, what shook in front of him was Ding Yi's handsome face. What he heard in his ear was Ding Yi's magnetic voice. What he smelled in his nose was the faint male breath on Ding Yi's body. He couldn't help shaking his heart and couldn't help himself. His eyes were full of tenderness, and his heart was full of love. He leaned softly on Ding Yi's body and only felt full. Warm and warm, I can't wait for time to be fixed at this moment and never go on again.
Ding Yi's warm and soft jade embrace was full of soft jade, and his heart was also wandering. One hand hugged Ali Tirim Khan Erminna, took her over, kissed her with a big mouth, and the other hand wandered around her, wandering around/, of course, his hand wandered around/ and wandering/female singer's wandering around/ The nature is completely different. His hand is not forced by a little hooligan, but by his central nervous system, a big hooligan, but from the perspective of outsiders, the behavior of his hand is completely voluntary.
His hands are very flexible, and he will always break through the enemy's outer defense line in one fell swoop, and penetrate into the enemy's interior cleanly. This time, his hand easily broke through the defense line of Alithilim Khanerminna's coat, lifted her coat, and touched it directly. It's her smooth skin. His hand went upstream along her smooth lower abdomen, and forcibly removed the cover of her bra through the slight gap between her bra and her skin. ** and charged at the foot of the mountain. The movement of his hand surged up to the right peak of Ali Tirim Khan Minna like a tide, covering Ali Tirim Khan Minna. The commanding height of the right hill, after winning, quickly moved from the right to the left, and successfully conquered her two highlands completely. Then, like a conqueror, the thumb pressed the nipple/head on the left side of Alitilim Khanerminna, and the little finger fiddled with the nipple/head on her right side, and spread wild on the conquering ground, no Rub/rug it.