Chapter 356 Jing Shilang

Among the two options of "Feng Shui Marriage Family Rules" and Tang Sancai's happy life, Ding Dingdang chose the latter. He went to understand Zhou Meimei's situation and, like the matchmaker in the West Box, he effectively conveyed Tang Sancai's love to Zhou Meimei's heart, and gave Zhou Meimei's ideas back to Tang Sancai. It has the effect of assisting the two to have an affair.

Therefore, although Ding Dingdang is not Ding Yi's own grandfather, without Ding Ding Dang's help, Ding Yi would not have been born in this world, so Ding Yi should still thank Ding Ding Dang.

With the assistance of Ding Dingdang, Tang Sancai and Zhou Meimeiming repaired the plank road and secretly crossed Chencang. The two of them were full of wind and water. The fire was full of fire, and the bed and the bed were vigorous. In the end, the two went to Wushan together and enjoyed the clouds and rain together. Finally, Zhou Meimei's baby was secretly knotted and became pregnant with Ding Yi.

At the same time, that is, while secretly crossing the warehouse with Zhou Meili, Tang Sancai must also abide by the provisions of the Fengshui Marriage Family Rules and perform his homework. He has to have sex with Yang Guifei three times a week, three hours each time, 3,000 times an hour, and a flow rate of 3,000 milliliters each time. Under this harsh homework regulations , Yang Guifei also has it.

She and Zhou Meimei are almost at the same time.

However, the difference is that Yang Guifei is an authentic feng shui wife, while Zhou Meimei is an uncompliant cheating wife. The ** between Tang Sancai and Yang Guifei is to complete homework, but between him and Zhou Meimei is an extracurricular hobby. One is hard work, and the other is a strict order of family rules not to let him go to him. It still needs to go, so the difference is very big.

By chance, Zhou Meimei and Yang Guifei gave birth on the same day. Tang Sancai was on Zhou Meimei's side, but her body had to be on Yang Guifei's side. While waiting for Yang Guifei to give birth, he was also anxiously waiting for the news on Zhou Meimei's side.

On Zhou's beautiful side, Tang Sancai has long arranged Dingding for contemporary care. On Yang Guifei's side, of course, Tang Sancai is on the scene. As a feng shui husband, when the feng shui wife gave birth, he must be on the scene. This is his family obligation, and he must not disobey.

Yang Guifei gave birth to a son safely, a baby boy named Tang Sicai and a baby named Tang Qiuqiu. When Tang Sancai pretended to be happy, he was still thinking about Zhou Meimei in his heart. Soon Ding Dingdang sent the news that Zhou Meimei's side had an accident. Zhou Meimei was difficult to give birth, and her life was in danger.

Tang Sancai was so anxious that he couldn't wait to fly to Zhou's side. However, according to the provisions of the Fengshui Marriage and Family Rules, after the Fengshui wife gave birth to a feng shui son, the feng shui husband must have a banquet for three days. During this period, he can't say anything else. The only line is "That's great, great, I have a son." When you see anyone, you have to say this. You can't leave your home for half a step in three days. You can only wait in a circle with a feng shui wife and feng shui son as the center, with a radius of 250m to celebrate the birth of a new generation of successors of the Tang family.

Relatives and friends from all walks of life have long gathered near the special birth hospital within the Tang family, waiting for the good news of the birth of the child. As soon as the child is born, and his experience is clear. After confirming that he is a boy, immediately in the Tang family, firecrackers are ringing, gongs and drums are loud, which is spectacular, hundreds of thousands of relatives and friends. Friends lined up to congratulate Tang Sancai. Someone came to congratulate him. Tang Sancai said, "That's great, that's great. I have a son." That morning, he said more than 200,000 words, which made his cheeks swollen, but more than half of his relatives and friends lined up to congratulate him. According to this situation, Tang Sancai had to say more than 300,000 words, "That's great, I have a son" before completing the task.

This is a great torment for him, because his heart has been with Zhou Meili, and the news from Zhou Meili is not good news. She is now in labor and her life is in danger at any time.

In the face of endless relatives and friends queuing to congratulate, thinking about Zhou Meimei, whose life is in danger, Tang Sancai has to say such boring lines as "That's great, that's great, I gave birth to a son". On the surface, he still has to keep a smile, but he is so anxious that he almost faints. He really can't stand his inner suffering and pretends to go to the toilet. He went to boo, and then climbed over the wall of the toilet and sneaked out.

When he climbed over the wall and rushed to the hospital, Zhou Meimei had died of heavy bleeding, leaving behind a white and fat son. This white and fat son was naturally Ding Yi, the protagonist of this book.

Hearing this unacceptable sad news, Tang Sancai felt that the sky also swirled and the earth turned. Countless small stars appeared in front of him, and the song he had sung as a child faintly sounded in his ear: "Flashing and shining, the sky is full of little stars..." The song swirled in his ear, suddenly far away. Near, from time to time, Zhou's beautiful smile appeared in front of him, and there was a sudden pain in his heart. "Wow" spit out a big mouthful of blood and fainted.

In the confusion, he didn't know how long he had been in a coma. Sometimes he seemed to be a little conscious, and sometimes he was drowsy. He only heard someone calling his name in his ear. It seemed that someone was feeding him medicine, and someone was giving him an injection. He just wanted to say to the person who gave the injection, "Don't worry about me, let me go", but he all He is weak, ignorant, speechless, and can only be at the mercy of others.

When he woke up, he saw the anxious face of his parents and gradually showed joy and said, "Okay, okay, I finally woke up."

Another person fed him the Martian ganoderma lucidum he picked from Mars, the heavenly ace ace ox head grass he brought from Uranus, the first/blood of the polar dog bear he collected from the North Pole, and the bastard of the Antarctic deep sea. After many days of careful recuperation, Tang Sancai finally slowly improved.

After that, he knew that he had been in a coma for 2918 days. During these 3,618 days, he had been reading Zhou Meimei's name in a coma. In these thirty-six divided by two equalseen days, he did not forget Zhou Meimei all the time.

His parents already knew about him, because when he was in a coma, Ding Dingdang, who was present, immediately sent him to the emergency room, which was of great concern and related to the personal safety of the legal heirs of the Tang family. Ding Dingdang did not dare to hide anything. He quickly entered Tang Ercai and Tang Ercai's wife, that is, Tang Sancai's own father and mother. OK, report.

In this matter, Ding Dingdang is also an accomplice. He knows that as an assistant housekeeper, he cannot know that the legal heir of the Tang family has made such an act without reporting to the "Family Ethics and Moral Arbitration Committee". It is an act of great rebellion. The consequences may be directly expelled from the Tang family. The family deprived them of all property and demoted them to unemployed.

There have been similar situations in history. There have been clan workers who have seriously violated the rules and regulations of the Tang family and were demoted to unemployed notolls after being deprived of all their property. According to the history of the family, there have been three cases in the development history of the family for millions of years.

The same thing is that none of these three people who were demoted committed suicide the next day after being demoted. The difference is that they commit suicide in different ways.

The first family worker to be demoted in the history of the family. His professional title is the family's special Jingshilang. To put it bluntly, it is a role specially for the head of the family. "Jing Shilang" is also homonym "Jingshilang". It sounds vulgar. In fact, his work is quite technical. His specific job responsibilities are to rinse the small back door of the patriarch with the Antarctic pure water collected after the melting of the half-polluted Antarctic ice collected at 10KM under the Antarctic point ice, leave half a little fragrance, and then use the good West Lake silk scarf to excrete the buttocks of the family leader. Wipe it carefully, and then use the pure gold-inlaid diamond gold chopsticks imported from Western Russia, dip it in the bee honey of the mountain snow bee for two or two days, gently pound it into the internal three centimeters of the discharge outlet, and then use the best perfume imported from Tubo to "spice spray", evenly at the outlet of the leader's excrement, so that the exit is delicate, color and fragrant. It is complete, which can be seen from afar and can be played with. It is the most appetizing excretion export in history. At the ** Festival in Chang'an City every year, the excretion export portrait of the family leader painted by the painter of the Tang family has become the image ambassador of Chang'an ** Festival. Everyone knows it, and it has also become the most The excretion outlet of the name.

The reason why the degraded super-class Jing Shilang was that he was demoted made a serious work mistake. One time, in the simple workflow of gently pounding the bee Chu honey of the mountain snow bee into the three centimeters inside the outlet of the family leader's excretion in two or two days, due to the loss of basic sense of work responsibility, the force used was too large, and the head of the family The internal and external hemorrhoids and mixed hemorrhoids were broken, causing the head of the family to bleed to death. His mismanagement caused irreparable consequences, so he became the first family member to be demoted.