Chapter 357 The Third Depreciated

The second degraded patriarch in history is the librarian of the Tang family, who belongs to the Yellow Group of the Yellow Book Department. His job responsibility is to select the most yellow and violent books for the family leaders to watch when they are most needed. The so-called most needed time is that when the family leaders are about to have physiological needs, when they call their wives or deputy wives or wives to sleep together, they first take out the yellow books they choose to read to improve their sexual interest. When their sexual interest is full of sexual interest, they will be with their wives or deputy wives. Together, while enjoying the sexual life, they also sow high-quality seeds, so a high-quality yellow book also plays a vital role in the eugenics and education work of the Tang family.

This degraded brother, because he was with Huang Shu all day long, was very interested at first. When reading, he reached the level of forgetting to eat and sleep, but after a long time, he had aesthetic fatigue, and his work began to be not serious and irresponsible. Once when it was his turn to choose Huang Shu for the family leader to appreciate, he neglected his duty and perfunctory. When I saw a book with the word "Yellow Book" on its title, I didn't review it carefully, so I took it for granted and handed it over as a yellow book. Unexpectedly, the full name of this book is "The son who reads pornographic books has no fart/eye", which is an anti-yellow publication edited by the "Prehistoric National Anti-Yellow Leading Group", with extreme left thoughts. Chao, in addition to the sharp title, the content is sharper and full of pictures and text. The serious consequences of reading pornographic books are easily expressed in the form of text and illustrations, which makes people scared. For example, some people who read pornographic books are too puzzled. When crossing the road, they were hit alive and killed by galloping horses, resulting in strictness. Heavy traffic/compass accidents; some people who read pornographic books are busy playing/flying/machine all day long. Due to the frequency of playing too fast, the extremely strong kinetic energy when the palm of the hand rubbing with the little brother is converted into extremely high thermal energy, causing the person's little brother to suddenly have a strong burning. In addition to the person being burned alive, it eventually caused the whole provincial capital to be The serious consequences of burning all have caused serious casualties and property losses. Some people have become erotic/emocrazy because they read a large number of pornographic books. They specially followed the brothel women and raped them. They killed 100 people a day, 1,000 in ten days, 10,000 in a hundred days, and how many in a thousand days, as there is Jane. The arithmetic foundation alone must be calculated, so the book does not list this data. However, due to the tireless persperation of the sex/eromaniac and the spirit of Yugong, the mortality rate of the women in the brothel is very high. The brothel laughter industry became the most dangerous industry at that time, compared with the pirate industry and the mountain thief industry. The mortality rate is much higher. It is precisely because of the high mortality rate in this industry that no one is engaged in the embarrassing situation of selling laughter in brothel, which has caused the brothel industry and its upstream and downstream catering industry, hotel industry, abortion industry, ** industry, brothel technology training industry and other industries shrink sharply. The overall economy is facing collapse, and people's living water. The speed of free fall is rapidly reduced.

The book "The son who reads yellow books has no butt/eyes" demonstrates the harm of reading yellow books with detailed information, scientific data and rigorous reasoning. It enters the deepest part of the heart of the leader of the Tang family who misread it, and has no sexual interest in it. It reminds him that he uses reading yellow books as an aphrodisiac way. In the dirty history, I blamed myself and vomited a few liters of blood. Since then, I have never been close to any woman.

It was precisely because of the mistake of the staff of the yellow group in the yellow book department that caused irreparable and painful consequences, so naturally, he was also demoted to a jobless wanderer.

The third patriarch who was demoted was the night caller of the Tang family. The so-called night caller was the person who knocked on the bangzi in ancient times and shouted, "It's Beijing time, 25 o'clock sharp." Because of one time when he was drunk, he knocked on the bangzi and shouted randomly. Obviously, it was twenty-five o'clock at night, but he wanted to shout at thirteen o'clock. Obviously, it was thirteen o'clock, but he wanted to shout at two hundred and fifty o'clock to have fun. Originally, it was not a big deal, but at that time, the son of the head of the family was in the stage of numeracy and was very ** of numbers. Because of the shouting of the nighttime teller, he had a deviation in his understanding of numbers and affected his life - from then on, he did not know the number. After the age of 30, he was still However, he was confused with more than ten numbers, and at the same time, he drooled more than ten centimeters at the corners of his mouth. The heirs of the head of the family do not know the number, which is too serious to be. We must find out the reason. After a detailed investigation, it is finally determined that he did not know the number and drool. Therefore, the culprit in charge of the night time was also demoted from the Tang family and demoted to jobless the day after finding out the cause. The nomen.

Poor his cry after drinking thirty years ago caused him to be demoted to a jobless wanderer when he was about to reach retirement age 30 years later. In addition to lamenting that he was fooling, what else could he do?

The degraded Jing Shilang swallowed a large amount of feces the day after he learned that he had been demoted, leading to acute excrement poisoning and died; the degraded members of the pornographic group of the library ate a large number of yellow books and choked to death; the demoted night timekeeper swallowed the timekeeper, causing acute gastric perforation, standing up That is, I went to the underworld to meet Mr. Hourglass, the inventor of the hourglass, the ancestor of the time-reporting world.

The way they die is closely related to their work. It can be seen that in the depths of their hearts, they are still very dedicated.

Some readers have doubts. It is said that the three people who have been demoted have caused such serious consequences, but they are only demoted as unemployed. Isn't it too light to punish them? Because everyone knows that in ancient times, the identity of the working people was very humble. The superiors had the power to kill and kill their subordinates. They had to do what they wanted. As the saying goes, "If you want me to shit, I had to pull". The clan workers in the family made such a big mistake and killed them and saved them. After such a hundred times and finally killing him, I think the head of the family also has this kind of power, but in practice, isn't it too light to just expel them from the clan and demote them to unemployed? Isn't it difficult to play a role as an example? In addition, after these three people were only demoted to unemployed, they swallowed objects and committed suicide. They can't stand such a small setback. The thickness of their skin is simply too thin. Compared with modern people, it is simply a biological species. Has human development until now produced serious species mutation?

In fact, readers who ask this question don't know that working in the Tang family is the common dream of human beings in all dynasties as long as they have the ideal of the workplace. Going to the Tang family is like entering a safe, and there will be no worries in this life. Because the Tang family is the richest family in the universe, money is no longer a concept for them. There is no essential difference between "money" and "shit", "pig", "sh/it" and "sh/itofpig". Since money is an insignificant thing to them, the Tang family has never paid attention to money, so the treatment of the family members of the Tang family is very good, to a degree unimaginable by outsiders.

Compared with the current civil servants, compared with the current monopoly industry, and compared with the current rich second generation, the income of a casual servant of the Tang family is much higher than that of their top leaders.

Therefore, such a generous job has become the dream of all people in the workplace to work in the Tang family, but the employment mechanism of the Tang family is much stricter than the current selection of civil servants. In addition to the basic requirements of the civil service to be left and right breasts // room symmetry, the Tang family also follows a hereditary system. The old life is a member of the Tang family, and their children can also be the family members of the Tang family. If you want to become a newcomer, on the basis of the primary election, first determine whether the left and right breasts // room of the candidates is right. It is said that the left and right symmetrical personnel of the breast//house can carry out the next round of alternative opportunities: the candidates draw one person from 10 million candidates every day according to the lottery probability of the sports lottery, that is, 365 candidates are selected every year, except for the brackets for the leap year, and the leap year is 364 or 360. Six, this bird thing is beyond the scope of the author's knowledge, so the author also puts it aside in a way that doesn't care about it. In a word, the selection of the Tang family is to select a person from among every ten million people, and then select a regular employee according to the principle of one in 365. It can be seen how difficult it is to enter the Tang family.

Compared with Fan Jinzhong, I don't know that it is tens of millions of times more difficult.