Chapter 71 I can't kill you!

1st floor

"Mr. San, although the two masters are open and aboveboard, they have seen through that winning or losing is a thing of the past, and they don't care about the loss at this time. I disdain to have the same experience as you, but I want to ask, Jun: The gentleman's upper couplet. Do you have a couplet? If there is an excellent couplet, please give it to me and let me open my eyes. A book in Wenxing Academy stood up. Obviously, I'm a little unconvinced about losing this game.

"How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran!"

Jun Moxie looked at him in astonishment: "Please use your brain when you think about things first, and don't always think about problems with your buttocks!" If it's a couplet that I can even get along with myself, will I take it out to make things difficult? Have you ever let a donkey kick when you were a child? Why is there such a fool as you in Wenxing Academy?

"Oh, by the way, I think you are not only stupid, but also deaf, right? I made it clear before the question was made clear that it was someone else's question. So far, no one can make it right. I'm just borrowing it. Which ear did you hear that I made it myself? I think you either don't have a head, or you have mold in your head! How dare you ask me to download the couplet? It's nice of you to say it! Is it unreasonable to win or lose in Tianxing Academy?

Young Master Jun didn't have many words to say anything this time. After all, before the question was issued, he had already explained that this couplet was not made by him at all, but from somewhere else. It was obviously difficult to use it. At this moment, the scholar asked this question and wanted to save a little face, but it was in vain to provoke Laugh!

The scholar suddenly blushed!

Others have no idea, but Li Youran, who is on one side, opened his eyes unexpectedly. What's wrong with this person? How did he involve himself again? What does it mean, "How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran?"

***, is this human? Why am I hypocritical?

"Master, as soon as he opened his mouth to admit defeat, he turned his face and sent his apprentice out to cheat? Can't Wen Xing afford to lose like this?" Jun Moxie's voice was very loud and full of consternation. "If you really can't afford to lose, it doesn't matter if you give up a step. Although I'm not a good man. But I also know how to respect the elders and virtuous people.

So you still know that you are not a good person? Everyone rolled their eyes.

Do you respect the elderly and virtuous people so much? You are about to respect the two old masters to the bottom of the earth

"Yan Feng, step back! If you lose, you will lose. There is no need to argue. Why do you have to stick to the gains and losses of one and a half? This is just the first game. Don't you have a chance to win back with my Wenxing Academy? Kong Lingyang shivered his lips. Yan Ci scolded his disciples.

Don't stick to the loss of one and a half. Mr. Kong was just happy at this time. This is not as simple as a competition defeat. This time, he lost the adult. A few years ago, the golden autumn talent banquet or each other had a win or defeat. But at that time, it was all held on the central island of Luoyue Lake. And His Majesty was not present. But this time it was in the palace, not only His Majesty, but also the senior officials of the empire, and the scale was many times larger than in previous years, but he lost at this time,

Isn't it extremely frustrating!

If it is said that the most hated dandy boy of Wenxing Academy in the past is the fat man Tang Yuan. Now the fat man has retreated to the second place. Master Jun is on the list, and it is the kind that has not been changed for ten thousand years. A group of old, middle-aged and young talents of Wenxing Academy have hated

"Ha ha, Mr. Kong is right. It's right. It's just a game of playing time when literati are bored. It really reflects what they have learned. It's still poetry, songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." Li Youran smiled calmly and said, "Isn't there anything Son?"?

This sentence is very vicious!

In front of the literature and martial arts of the Manchu Dynasty, if Wenxing Academy stopped at this, doesn't it mean that the whole college thinks that there is no skill comparable to Jun Mo Xiejun's big dy? How can Wenxing Academy collapse this platform? How can you give up?

In an instant, it is also a sword.

I'm sure. Li Youran is not kind-hearted at all! Sure enough, the little white face was not kind-hearted, and he wanted to use the knives of these old people to force me to show his cards.

Jun Moxie turned his eyes and turned his head back first. Seeing that it was almost close to Duguyi's little mouth, he nodded and laughed confidently: "That's right, there are a lot of people coming to Wenxing Academy this time. Fortunately, we are also full of talents! How can the descendants of our major families be timid? I and Mr. Youran join hands to fight against Wenxing Academy. No matter who wins or loses, it must be a good story. Just now, Mr. Youran also said that he admires me in many aspects, hehe, that is to say, I am better; in other words. I'm much better than Li Youran, hey hey hey hey "Everyone heard it, right? Therefore, if you can't even compare with Mr. Youran, then you don't have to come to me! I'm very busy. Time is very expensive. Tens of millions of silver are received every moment. How can I afford to delay?

These words were eliminated and fought back beautifully. He not only tied all the children of the family to his own warship at once, but also pushed Li Youran out to be the number one substitute. It was a move that was both offensive and defensive, and there was no trace.

Everyone cast a look of admiration, but the object was not to Jun Moxie, but to Dugu Xiaoyi. Jun Moxie's side. He nod his head, then changed his attitude greatly, and said such a saying that he was both offensive and defensive, and he was free to advance and retreat. Even a wooden man also saw something wrong. If it hadn't been for Dugu Xiaoyi's advice to him, it would have been called a ghost! With such a bastard, how can you say such a good word?

Besides, what this guy just said is very unnatural. It seems to be an endorsement, and there is not half a dirty word in a paragraph! It would have been strange if it hadn't been taught by people!

Seeing that Jun Mo Xie fell on the chair, closed his eyes and looked at his sloppy look, even if he asked him anything, he would not answer; the crowd in Wenxing Academy was powerless for a moment, so they had to turn to Li Youran: "So, I will ask Mr. Li for advice first."

Li Youran stood up with a smile and said slightly, "It's a great honor." It turned out that there was no antipathy to the self-praise of Jun Moxie. To be honest, Jun Moxie has won a game. Whether the victory is glorious or not, winning is winning. Li Youran, who feels that he is the proud son of heaven, is unwilling to be compared with him.

On the dragon chair, His Majesty's eyes passed Li Youran intentionally or unintentionally, and lowered his eyes, but the remaining light fell on the soil of Jun Moxie and Dugu Xiaoyi, and his inner look was unfathomable.

"Now that it has been paired. I heard that Mr. Li is well-known in the world, so how about our rhythm in this scene? Under Jin Yinzhen, I would like to ask Mr. Youran for advice. A scholar slowly stepped out and saluted the emperor and the bosses first, and then turned to Li Youran. The action was calm, and he gently held a jade flute made of white jade in his hand.

"The rhythm of Mr. Jinyin is famous all over the world. How can it be compared leisurely? There is no need to compare this game. Just admit defeat. Li Youran smiled bitterly. It was not Li Youran who deliberately gave up. At this grand event, Mr. Li did not want to show his limelight. After all, this is to leave a good impression in front of the emperor of this dynasty. No matter what you do in the future, you can get twice the result with half the effort.

But Jin Yinzhen is really a strong enemy, and it is an incomparable strong enemy! He has a family tradition. At the age of 15, he has become famous for being 6 years old, but where can he compare with his vassal and elegant half tone? Wenxing Academy sent him here, clearly trying to win back a game and lay the foundation for a situation in which the two sides are not divided into victory or defeat. The next step is the real hard battle.

"Ha ha, Mr. Mo Xie and I have been each of us for a while. This leisurely shame is not as good as others, and we are willing to admit defeat." Li Youran's face did not change. He said, "It's your turn to Mr. Mo Xie in the next game. Youran is here to wish you a victory."

Jun Moxie, I said, damn it! This guy actually didn't even compare directly, so he just admitted defeat. That's too much. If it were me, no matter how powerful the other party is, I would have to shout a popular song. I'd rather be beaten to death than be scared to death.

The golden autumn talent banquet is usually provoked by both sides, and then goes from poetry, violin, chess, calligraphy and painting to the strategy of governing the country and the resettlement of people's livelihood. Foreign strategy, etc., it won't be finished until all the arts have been completed.

At present, under the ghost words of Jun Moxie. Finally, two factions have formed against the base, but Fang, whether it is the smell of gunpowder or the fierce attitude of the base, are far beyond the previous years. On this point, anyone who has participated in the golden autumn talent banquet can clearly feel it. Only the two guys who really participated in the competition, Master Jun and Tang Pangzi, have no such knowledge.

Naturally, I have participated in it before. But that's to pick up girls. It's not the same as at this time.

Next is the fight against poetry. Sun Chenghe, the minister of the Ministry of Ceremonies, discussed with everyone for a while, and finally decided to present the topic on the spot. Then the two sides wrote poems, competed on the spot, judged the advantages and disadvantages, and decided the winner.

"This commentary on poetry is based on learning. Please ask both parties to choose a candidate. Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moxie and shook his head. Obviously, he had won or lost in his heart and sighed.

Jun Moxie didn't plan to win. Just play with a laugh.

Another talented man in blue stood up and listened to the introduction, but his name was Qin Qiushi. With this name alone, you can imagine how enthusiastic Qin Qiushi's parents are about fame.

"Please teach me." Qin Qiushi frowned and thought hard for a while. After touching half of the column of incense, he cleared his throat and said loudly.

The eunuch who wrote on one side was already prepared. He raised his wrist and hung his elbow, waiting for Qin Qiushi to speak, and he would record the whole process.

"Bravely climb the mountain of books"

Dare to cross the sea to see the tide of anger;

There is no need to be upright and diligent,

The road to climbing stars is not far away;

Wish to pay for fraud,

How can you be stingy with hot blood to cast the rainbow bridge;

If you can make an inch in this life,

Live up to today's wolf hair

This Qin Qiushi is indeed extraordinary. With only a short half-column incense, it actually made a seven rules. Although the artistic conception is not excellent, the confrontation is quite stable. It can be regarded as a masterpiece. In particular, it not only clarifies the attitude of learning, but also vaguely shows the lofty ambition of the country and the lofty ambition to show its skills.

After the eunuch transcribed it. Then he respectfully gave the poem to His Majesty for a look. After taking a glance, the emperor took a deep look at Qin Qiushi, and his face was calm. He waved to all the literary ministers to circulate it. All the ministers nodded and praised kindness. These people had their own talents, but they expected that if they were in the same position, they would be under great pressure. If you make a poem in the time of half a column of incense, it may not be better than this.

"It's so wet, so wet. Brother Qin is really so wet.

Jun Moxie clapped and laughed to the extreme. This is the ability to get wet. Jun's family is willing to bow down, willing to bow down, the degree is too fast; quick gunner"

"Thank you for praising the young master's talent and learning, which made the gentleman laugh with your predecessors." How could Qin Qiushi understand the mystery of his words and said humbly, "Please ask the gentleman for advice; I'm also waiting to listen to the gentleman's masterpiece."

"My masterpiece? No, no, I have a lot of resources. I can shoot casually. I don't need to be ** wet, let alone ** wet in one hand. Naturally, I can't be ** a quilt wet." Jun Moxie hurriedly humbled and listened to everyone. It's upside down.

Tang Yuan suddenly sneered. After laughing for a while, he seemed to be uncontrollable. He held his big belly and his face twitched with laughter. Li is convula all over his body, and it seems that he is about to die. Tang Yuan has been influenced by the young master during this period, and there has been a faint trend of blue. Others may not have understood the ** sentence of Young Master Jun, but the fat man can hear it clearly, how not to laugh nb;nb;,

Everyone who didn't understand the mystery despised it: This fat man is really unkind. You and Jun Moxie are together. At this moment, you are so happy to see him make a fool of himself! This character is really contemptible.

"The gentleman is so talented, how can he admit defeat? This is impossible. You have to recite a poem and let everyone evaluate it. Just now, Han Zhidong jumped out and waved the flag and shouted, which had to make Jun Moxie make a big fool of himself.

"Doesn't Mr. Jun not belong to a test with us?" Mei Gaojie's old eyes turned over, Senran

"Jun San Shao is a martial arts family, and it is inevitable that he is not good at literature." A talented man from Wenxing Academy laughed and was full of complacency. It was very comforting to see Jun Moxie make a fool of himself. I admit defeat. It's also expected. Do you think it's surprising?

As soon as this statement is said, it is like an excellent cold joke. All those who want to laugh and don't want to laugh laugh loudly. The laughter is full of mockery.

Actually, I really look down on you!

There is also a short paragraph after,,,... Hey hey

Of course, Jun Moxie won't say this sentence. However, since you have to scold, and it is so urgent to find them one by one, I'm so sorry that I don't scold you severely,

Jun Moxie snorted coldly and agreed with a sigh, "Since everyone is so respectful, the young master is also disrespectful and ashamed of it, but. "I've never done it before. I won't write poems according to the title. Let's listen to it casually.

"Just chant? The gentleman is really talented. Between the hands and feet, it has become a poem of admiration. I admire it." It's Han Zhidong again. Since he lost to the couplet, he has hated Jun Moxie. If it weren't for Jun Moxie, how could he be so embarrassed? If you lose your future because of this, it is equivalent to Jun Moxie ruining his life!

Now that there is a chance of revenge, how can we let it go? At this moment, he has long been venting his anger not for the victory or defeat of Wenxing Academy, but for his own selfishness.

"Wenxing Academy, Talent" Jun Moxie tilted his head and smiled, and suddenly said meaningfully, "It's all like this" character? Why do I think it's not as good as me, a wand who bullies men and women and does all kinds of evil deeds? Is such a person the rising star that Wenxing Academy is going to recommend to the empire? I don't understand. If such a person is in charge of the government, will he be the groom day by day and change the bride day and night?

He said this lightly, which seemed to be pure and unintentional, and it seemed to scold the street on the spot, but the person who said it was unintentional and the listener was intentional. His Majesty's eyes suddenly flashed and his face changed. Then he began to meditate.

All the bigwigs were also stunned and thoughtful.

At this moment, everyone coincidentally remembered that on the golden autumn talent banquet over the years, the respect and victory of Wenxing Academy seemed to be a little stronger"

Suddenly, everyone's eyes turned to Jun Moxie after meditation. Did this guy come out intentional? Or do you mean to point it out?

At a glance, I was immediately disappointed. This girl's current image is really too obscene!

After saying that, Jun Moxie frowned and slowly walked out of the seat, tilted his neck and looked extremely **. He didn't know what he had just said. The eighth master stepped out one after another very naturally, lifting his buttocks and twisting his waist. Stepping forward, as if backward, as if backward, one hand pretending to be behind him, and the other hand seemed to be electrocuting and shivering in front of his chest. The action seems to be melodious, but quite smooth, strange and unrestrained.

If any earthlings see it, they will recognize it immediately: this is exactly Michael Jackson's famous work with eight-character steps: space step, mechanical step! These two stunts are combined into one, and they finally appear in a different world!

If someone knows the goods, they will immediately scream and cheer: Look at the shaking hands, it's a real electric shock. Look at that neck stalk, it's really awesome. Look at these steps, wow! This is simply Michael Jackson's soul possession!

Unfortunately, these mallets in different worlds don't understand the art of appreciating art. Master Jun has a feeling of being shown to the blind. I can't meet you. But I'm about to curse. What image do you care about? Naturally, the worse the better! I don't expect these people to give me any help. If I don't scold today, I won't go back!

Looking at the expression of everyone in the hall like a fool, everyone has a feeling that they can't bear to see: Jun Zhantian, the grandson, is really a living treasure. How could such a treasure come out of the Jun family? I'm speechless,

At this time, I only heard that Jun Da Shao's waist and limbs twisted, and his whole body came to a standard electric work, and his right hand was raised to the top of his head like a cramp. I made an orchid finger, snapped my finger, covered my left hand on my stomach, and my waist moved back and forth, swinging, and my charming eyes fluttered.

I have to admit that if these actions are placed in the world of Master Jun's previous life, these are all real and difficult masterpieces of dance skills. It can't be done without a quite profound foundation. As for why Master Jun can do it, the reason is very simple, as long as you also have the same as Master Jun. You can also make it easily,

But these difficult and artistic advanced movements can be seen in the eyes of these "sticks". Everyone directly thinks of ** sports, even if it is a woman. Looking at the towering movement of her lower body, it's really unbearable!

"With Jun Moxie, he seemed to moan strangely, and all the princesses and women in the hall were blushing. They scolded one after another. This guy is so shameless! Unexpectedly, you are teasing me in front of so many people, guys,

Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes sprayed fire, and Princess Lingmeng's face was pale. Both women had a desire: immediately press this guy to the ground and beat him hard! What a shame! It's simply vulgar!

"Wance to fall in love with me,

Not beautiful,

Tell me love,

I'm too bad.

Don't be obsessed with your brother,

Brother is just a legend;

Don't provoke me,

I made you vomit blood,"

In full view of the public, Master Jun's poems were finally revealed one by one, and he used an extremely unbearable voice. A clear sentence came:

"Don't show off to me,

Brother is your grandfather;

Don't be awesome with me,

Cut you small**;

Brother's heart is lonely,

Kill and then set fire;

How dare you embarrass me?

Nima Gobi's

Speaking of the last sentence, the finger of Master Jun's finger coincidentally, which happened to be a talented scholar of Wenxing Academy... The face is a poisonous expression that kills people! I scold a bunch of immortals! To embarrass me? Grass! Don't look at who I am, uncle!

Raise your seat in an uproar!

Which of the people present is not a human spirit? Everyone is an old man in the officialdom, and he has been watching for most of his life. Even if there is a sentence and a sentence of prohibition in other people's words, you have to carefully figure it out for a long time, not to mention Jun Moxie, who is directly pointing at his nose and scolding the street.

Every sentence is a hooligan act, and every sentence is a rogue style; the last eight sentences refer to the nose of Wenxing Academy. The mouth splashed and cursed, which was both threatening, insulting and intimidating, and finally involving the elders,

"You, you, you, you" Mei Gaojie, Kong Lingyang, two erudite Hongru, have been humiliated by such a nose in their lives? What's more, he was scolded recklessly by a pondy young master in front of the civil and military official in front of the emperor. In an instant, his hands and feet trembled, and his beard trembled. His old face, which was originally white, was blue in an instant, and he trembled for a long time. Suddenly, Lord Kong rolled his

"What a sinful obstacle!" Mr. Jun Zhantian jumped out and opened his beard with anger. It seemed that he couldn't grasp it in anger. He kicked his grandson's buttocks fiercely. Jun Moxie secretly blinked, flew up like a cloud and fog, and bumped into the pillar of the hall impartially. Look at that, if it's really true, you have to burst your brain directly.

But there is a person over there.

Who?

Naturally, it is Dugu Zongheng across the opposite Junlao Mouzi.

These two old men have worked together all their lives. Who doesn't know whose thoughts? Already standing in the right position, he grabbed Jun Moxie steadily and stared and shouted, "Jun Zhantian! You old man, are you so confused? Are you going to kill the only seedling in your Jun family?

This old man is amazing! I said it in one mouth. This is the only seedling of the Jun family. If you kill anyone, you can never kill him.

"Don't stop me today! I'm going to kill this little beast today! It's humiliating and humiliating. It defiles the wind of Jun's family. If he doesn't teach it well, he won't turn the sky upside down. Jun Zhantian is so crazy that his eyes are about to rush up. Looking at this, he has to skin his grandson and tear him apart.

But the old man's words made a group of civil and military ministers despise the family: humiliating? Do you know what it means to be so kind of? Aren't you used to your grandson like this? How many times did you not pollut the door that day? I was going to be beaten to death just now, and it will be changed to teaching notes in a while. I admire it!

But the belly slander is the belly slander. There has already been Dugu's old man demonstrating that he is fighting; an old man still rushes up, pulls his arms, pulls his thighs, and pulls Jun Zhantian away first. How can this old man step down?

Fatty Tang screamed, with a ghost-crying and howling voice, sounded in shock: "I'm going to kill you! Kill people, save people! Third young master, my good brother. You, you, don't die." A snot and tears ran towards Jun Moxie. The fat along the way was like the rising tide of the sea, and the tide rose and fell, surging.

While making a lot of trouble, the emperor on the dragon chair couldn't stand it anymore. He patted the handle of the dragon chair and shouted angrily, "Shut up! Stop it all! What kind of style!!"

With a dragon power, everyone stopped in an instant. Look at me and I look at you. They are all panting. Everyone seems to have exhausted their strength. Everyone knows that no one has really contributed.

"Your Majesty, please make the decision for us! Severely punish this crazy shameless person!" Under the leadership of Mei Gaojie, Wenxing Academy. He knelt on the ground with tears of tears. How many years have you been defeated or won, but that time you were pointed at your nose like this**Naked humiliation? This is a great shame!

Jun Moxie lay on the ground and pretended to be in a coma. The corners of his mouth crooked down and did not move directly.

"Today's events. Lian is very unhappy! It's disappointing!" His Majesty shook his sleeve angrily, "The major families are messing around. The so-called talent of Wenxing Academy is so narrow-minded and will be rewarded. How can it benefit the people in the future? Let's stop today! Go back and fight back

!"

Speaking of this, everyone is a little lost, the emperor said. That's heavy enough.

Just then, suddenly the rapid footsteps outside sounded, and a voice shouted in panic, "Emergency War Report!"

All the military bosses were stunned, and their looks were stunned. War report, or walk what these bloodthirsty old guys desire most, but it hasn't appeared for a long time,

One, the bodyguard hurried in, knelt on the ground, and submitted a letter.

"The tide of heavenly punishment mysterious beasts hit the south? How could such a thing happen?" His Majesty opened his face and couldn't help frowning. He said to himself puzzledly and frowned tightly. There is actually a life-and-death supreme stone long smile in the world, together with the Blood Soul Villa, to issue the supreme summoning order? Could it be. Is it really that big?"

Well, the golden autumn talent banquet. It's a little boring. This chapter quickly ended and turned to the theme of the third part, that is, the first elaborate plot of the book, the Forest of Heaven! Well, guess what kind of stories will be born? Gaga,)