Chapter 70 So below
"It's a deal!" Kong Lingyang didn't pay attention to him at all. Not to mention that you may not be able to answer Han Zhidong's couplet, even if you can really come out by chance, with this slang's shallow couplet, can it be difficult to live in our whole Wenxing Academy? It's really a big joke. Jun Mo Wu patted his thigh, snapped crisply, grabbed a jar of wine on the table, stepped on the chair with one foot, raised his head and took two sips, thought for a while, then raised his head and took two sips, and thought for a while.
Everyone's eyes were focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor. He looked at his eyes with great interest, and a cold light flashed faintly. If Jun Mo Wu can really make the couplet stable, then he really needs to re-evaluate the Jun family... Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Lingmeng looked at him anxiously and couldn't help complaining: What can you do? If he didn't get it right, he would lose face, but he didn't dare to make a sound for fear of disturbing his thinking.
Seeing that Jun Moxie's jar of wine had gone down to most of the jar, Dugu Ying was anxious, "Hey! You don't want to drink more at this opportunity, do you?"
Dugu Xiaoyi gave his eldest brother a fierce look and said anguly, "Others are not in a hurry. What are you in a hurry?" Du Guying scratched his head, sat down embarrassedly, and looked at the wine jar in Jun Mo Wu's hand... Suddenly, Jun Mo Xie looked up, raised his right hand, and snapped, clear and crisp, and said, "Yes!"
Under everyone's expectation, Master Jun proudly read out his subordinate joint work "far stinky street, man shit stinks, shit stinks, pig shit stinks stinks, shit stinks stinks stinks, Confucianism stinks stinks, stinks stinks for ten thousand years, stinks alone.
A shock "Absolutely, it's really absolute... With incense to stink, with shit to flowers... vomit..." Tang Yuan hurriedly jumped out to praise, but he was disgusted by the 'absolute' he said. He couldn't speak, and only felt annoyed and vomiting in his stomach... The couple was right... It was really amazing. Ten people are so disgusting. In addition, I have just eaten more than N things. It's strange that I don't feel sick and want to vomit... Everyone looked strange and looked at Jun Mo Wu with some sadness and indignant. Suddenly, wow, the little princess of Fengxue Silver City covered her mouth and ran out, and then all the ladies Broken steps... In the end, even Dugu Xiaoyi covered his mouth and ran away. Before he ran out, he looked at Jun Moxie with hatred.
"Who dares to say that I'm not right? We are not sure about the work!" Jun Moxie shook his arm and grabbed a crab by the way. After three or two, he took out the crab yolk, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it for a while.
Everyone watched him stuff the yellow crab yellow into his mouth and remembered the disgusting lower couplet just now, and suddenly everyone's face turned a little pale.
Everyone is a Yuanyu; the right one is indeed the same, and he scolded these great Confucians fiercely. Just that 'the smell of Confucianism' can make the old masters tremble. As for the rhythm, even Kong Lingyang and Megaard dare not say that such a couplet is not right or neat, but... such a couplet comes out when everyone is eating. Isn't it the intention to find it ugly? You met the couplet, but it directly made everyone lose no appetite... "The feng shui takes turns, and now it's my turn to make the questions." Jun Mo Wu proudly waved half of the crab in his hand: "I remember that half a month ago, on that day, I was at home, eh... to study poetry. Suddenly, my grandfather had an old friend visiting. The old friend's name was very strange, so I was very impressed; his surname is He and his name is Shang; he gave my grandfather A lotus picture, before leaving, left a couplet. My grandfather and his old man asked for advice, and many people didn't come up.
At this point, Dugu Xiaoyi and other girls came back with pale faces one by one. Everyone stared at Mo Xie with hatred, and they simply wanted to run over and bite him.
When he said this, someone had asked curiously, "I don't know what the last couplet mentioned by Jun San Shao?"
"This couplet is very simple, only seven characters... draw a lotus monk painting." Jun Moxie hummed twice and absolutely threw this out. As for this black pot, it is directly on Mr. Jun. Anyway, the old man is present now, and he is not afraid of crossing the gang. In this world, there are too many people who can't be trusted, but his grandfather is definitely one of the most trustworthy people. Not to mention lying to his face, even if he is not in front of him, Mr. Jun must also wipe his grandson's buttocks. "Draw the lotus monk painting... draw the lotus monk painting..." Everyone wrinkled. Eyebrows. This couplet seems to be very simple, but when you touch it carefully, everyone gasped. Unexpectedly, it can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; there is a name embedded in the middle, anyway; although the first and last words are the same, they move and the opposite.
All the old men frowned. Unexpectedly, as soon as this evil wandant opened his mouth, he threw out a huge problem. In the face of this eternal absolute, a talented man of Wenxing Academy fell into an unprecedented bitter battle! Twenty talents frowned and thought hard at the same time, and everyone racked their brains and thought about it.
The problem of our own side has been corrected by Jun Mo Xie. Even if the next couplet is quite unbearable, if it is not right, it is already a fact that cannot be changed. At present, the other party's question has been solved, but our side is at a loss. If it can't be answered in the end, then it is The hospital was embarrassed by Jun Mo Wu.
Deng's eyes can perfectly crack this absolute, and he was embarrassed by an unscient and unskilled darling...?? How shameful would that be? The whole college, representing the highest talent of the Tianxiang Empire, how can it bear this couplet? Even if Jun Moxie's earth in his previous life, this couplet also belongs to an absolute! It was not until it was later posted on the Internet that countless people were exhausted, and after several accumulations, they barely met a few, and whether in terms of artistic conception, rhythm, or other conditions, they were able to work steadily and seamlessly, but it can be said that there was not a word.
It's so absolute that it's too difficult for these talents to be right in just a bud of incense.
The two doctors were also thinking bitterly about Meigao Festival. Mr. Mei frowned bitterly and slowly paced back and forth. From time to time, he shook his head and muttered, "No, no!" Then continue to meditate.
Mr. Kong Lingyang and Mr. Kong remained motionless. He closed his eyes and looked up at the sky. His face was full of deep thinking. From afar, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face were deeper. Xiao Xiao's white hair was like snow and silver, which made people can't help but feel sad.
In fact, this duel is aimed at the talents of Wenxing Academy who were present at this meeting. The two old masters should not intervene in it. Strictly speaking, it is even more illegal. However, at this moment, it is related to the reputation of Wenxing Academy for more than a hundred years, and the two old masters can't care so much. I care, not to mention adding those two more old ghosts, even if you find ten or twenty more, what can you do?
Time passed little by little, a pot of incense spit out, smoke, and the mother-in-law completely turned into ashes.
The miracle didn't appear. "I can't do it! I admit defeat!" Han Zhidong lowered his head, and he couldn't help but feel a strong sense of heartfelt frustration in his heart. He, the top student trained by Wenxing Academy, actually wanted to lose to the opposite son in front of Jun Moxie, a sman. He simply wanted to die, "No! Although you lost, it's not you who lost! At least it's not just you!" Jun Moxie half lay on his chair, slowly stretched out a finger, and shook it gently: "Because it's not you who bet with me! At best, you are just a chess piece here, the most inconspicuous chess piece, and you are not qualified to bet with me! Either way, you are not qualified! You are far away!"
After saying that, Jun Moxie raised his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile: "Two old masters, do you say, right?""We lost!" The two old men were dejected, and their eyes did not have the brilliant brilliance when they first came in just now. As a nationally recognized talent, the man carrying the tripod of Wenxing Academy actually wanted to admit defeat in front of Jun Moxie. This strong humiliation made the two old men have a feeling that life is better than death.
Kong Lingyang trembled his lips and whispered: "I will fulfill my promise. From now on, Wenxing Academy, in front of you, don't talk about couplets!"
For a moment, the hall was silent.
Jun Moxie sighed. He also respected the bones of the two old men in his heart, and he did not want to force each other to this point. With these two people alone, he organized the Wenxing Academy, selected the best to cultivate talents for the empire. Moreover, among the students selected into the Wenxing Academy, they have always been poor, only In terms of talent and learning, ignoring wealth and power, these points are worthy of Jun Moxie's admiration, but these two people are respectable, but there are still too many shortcomings. In terms of knowledge alone, the two are naturally enough, but in terms of method and purpose, they are wrong! They only pay attention to the cultivation of academic ability, but ignore the character shaping of teachers, which is not just teaching knowledge.
Before Jun Moxie traveled, there was a sentence widely circulated: teachers are engineers of human souls. It is true that the so-called generation of great Confucianism taught disciples are knowledgeable, outstanding in poetry, excellent strategy, and more deliberately cultivate their political ability, which can ensure that once they step into the official career, they can be as soon as possible. Show what you have learned and your own talents; but ignore one point. If they are not good-hearted, everything is profit-oriented, and the center of everything is only around their own interests, gains and losses, glory and wealth. Then, such officials will be extremely terrible. In other words, in terms of Wenxing Academy, these two old men's disciples, However, there are thousands of people. Once these people leave the university and step into the officialdom, there are highs and lows, or there are rich and poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can find their own errands. Even if they can't dominate the officialdom, the disciples from Wenxing Academy are the excellent staff candidates of the major power families; even the A master or a copywriter's job.
How much harm will this group of people who enter the society without moral education cause to the ordinary people? This is simply an unimaginable thing, so Jun Moxie is very unaccustomed to this aspect! I can't get used to it, and even despise it. So, even if I make these two old men angry today, Jun Moxie won't feel that he has done something wrong! I even think it should be.
I'm not a good person, and I'm not interested in caring about the suffering of all people in the world. However, since you want to bully me, you have to force myself to practice for heaven once.
The world is playing tricks, Jun Moxie sighed; look at what you forced, even the killer has become a guardian. Jun's killer suddenly felt that he was noble... Damn it, I, who is also wanted no matter which world I go to, will actually save all the people from suffering and relieve the world from hanging upside down... Well, although all this hasn't happened yet...