Chapter 92 Cause of the Year, Fruit of Today
I just entered the courtyard. Seeing that there was the council hall of the Oriental family in front of me, the Oriental asked the knife and then patted the forehead and turned around and said, "Well... You should be careful of your uncle. Don't see how your strength has improved. Your uncle is still playing tricks on you. In short, you are miserable this time After saying that, the corners of his mouth twitched, pulling out a strange curvature.
"Well? What's wrong with my uncle?" Jun Moxie has done a lot of things recently, and he has forgotten it for a long time
Remembering the original prank, this question was really surprising.
"What's wrong with you? You don't know the good things you have done yourself?" Dongfang Wendao suddenly smiled strangely, and a wide mouth almost got the root behind his ear, and he was very happy.
...one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, change your posture, do it again... Wow ha
Ha...
"Puff..." Jun Moqiduo's dagger third uncle's funny action made him choke in the wind and immediately thought
From the original masterpiece, I couldn't help crying and laughing.
"I have to say that your boy is too narrow-minded. Hahaha... It's hard to let your uncle... Hahaha, such a serious person actually stands and constantly changes his posture every night... It's extremely hard... It's still fucking in the air... Hahaha..." Dongfang Wendao had been trying to restrain himself, but Thinking of this, I finally couldn't stop laughing. The more I laughed, the more funny it was. Later, I simply covered my stomach and squatted on the ground, and couldn't help rubbing the tears of laughter.
Jun Moxie laughed for a while and was suddenly stunned. Now he remembered that he seemed to have buried a bomb here... It seems that the uncle has already come to his senses and wants to clean himself up... What should I do?
Baili Luoyun and others obviously didn't know what the nephews were laughing about. They looked at them one by one, and their faces were full of gossip.
And just at this moment, a sudden shout suddenly sounded: "Lao San! You're talking nonsense there!!" The accent is very strong, and it is obviously very angry!
With the shout, a burly figure quickly appeared in front of everyone, but when he saw that the appearance was extraordinary, three wisps of long heads floated on his chest, his face was square, red phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, straight nose and mouth, and he was full of majesty!
It's the uncle of Master Jun. Dongqi asked for love, and Master Dongfang has arrived!
It's just that now the old man of the East is originally white with a white face. At this moment, his eyes are spitting fire and panting. It looks more and more like Guan Fuzi...
"Jun Moxie! You little beast! You came just in time, and you said that your little son of a bitch will hide fiercely for the rest of his life! If you don't come, I will go to the Tianpene Forest to find you in person! Now it's rare for you little bastard to come to your door automatically, which saves me a long journey! If I don't teach you a good lesson today, you bastard, won't I always be ashamed of God's family! Uncle Dongfang's face turned from red to purple, shouting loudly, like thunder, extremely powerful!
With this thunderous sound, Uncle Dongfang stepped forward with an arrow, stretched out his big hand like a fan, and grabbed Jun Mo Xie's chest!
Baili Luoyun and Leng Ao looked at each other in consterance: Is this... the legendary nephew's meeting? How can the process be so strange? As soon as the old uncle in front of him met, he hugged his stomach and laughed so much that his stomach ached. Later, as soon as the uncle met, he changed four or five titles to Master Jun in a row, and then he wanted to fight? What kind of complicated relationship is this family...
Jun Moxie screamed and ran away!
In such a situation now, how dare he be caught by Dongfang Wenqing? This is my uncle! ! You can't even think about it. You can't even fight. The only thing you can do is to escape desperately. If you are really caught, can you run away with a fierce abuse?
"M grandma... Help... Uncle, he's going to kill people, save people..." Master Jun rushed out of Dongfang Wenqing's armpit and shouted sadly all the way, as if he had been abused...
"You lawless little bastard, how dare you run! Stop it for me!" Uncle Dongfang was so angry that he followed him. In an instant, his nephew and his two uncles chased him from the yard to the hall, and then chased and escaped from the empty hall. Jun Mo Xie shouted for help all the way. The volume was so loud that it was deafening that the whole Oriental family jumped, and countless people Probe your brain to see what's going on...
Seeing that the situation was not good, Master Jun immediately fled to the inner courtyard to look for rescuers.
Uncle Dongfang gritted his teeth and caught up. It looks like a resolute look of never giving up if you don't chase it to the end! This posture is the so-called: If you go to heaven, I will chase you to the Lingxiao Hall, and if you go to the sea, I will chase you to the Crystal Palace! If you drill into the ground, I will chase you to Yanluo Mansion. If you go west, I will chase you straight to the Daxiong Hall!
In a word, JL is poor and falls into the yellow spring, and you can't say anything like this!
Uncle Dongfang has never been so ugly in his life! But there have been no descendants for many years, but it really made him anxious. After finally grasping a glimmer of hope, how can you let it go? There are three kinds of unfilial piety, and no queen is the most...
So after getting Jun Moxie's set of qu; secret method about having children
Uncle Dongfang basically meticulously follows the text, and his every move is carried out in strict accordance with Jun Moxie's "secret method", and he dares not neglect at all...
After a lot of work, the results are undoubtedly remarkable. A few months later, I saw Min's wife and concubine bulging. Not to mention how satisfied and happy Uncle Dongfang was...
If he had seen Jun Moxie's good nephew at that time, he would have knelt down and kowtowed.
You can do it! What else do you care about superiority and inferiority? The grace to save men's dignity!
But after an inadvertent conversation with me about the sword, I learned the truth... Only then did Uncle Dongfang understand: In fact, the medicine given by Jun Moxie at the beginning has cured all his own problems, and he can get pregnant without any formula posture or messy... That is to say, he is to be treated by his own. The nephew saved it and played a hard time!
However, this scandal is still known by his second brother! What's more unacceptable is that my second brother is still a big mouth! ...So, first the third brother knew... and then...
Uncle Dongfang can hear laughter wherever he goes for a period of time, which makes him suffer from a new problem: allergic to laughter! As long as you hear laughter, you will be furious for no reason...
But who doesn't have some happy and funny things in his life? Take a simple example: some people accidentally fart in public, which can also cause a happy laughter... Not to mention that there are too many such things...
Nowadays, Uncle Dongfang is almost neurotic. As soon as he hears laughter, he thinks it is aimed at himself
My own!
At this moment, when I saw the culprit suddenly appeared, Dongfang Wenqing was simply angry! No matter what, I won't let it go. I can't let it go. I can't let it go!!!
"Cough! What's the matter? What happened? What happened? Rebellion?" I'm chasing, a
A majestic cough sounded, and the old lady from the east came out of the inner courtyard calmly.
I saw the chickens and dogs jumping all over the yard!
The second master of Dongfang Wenjian hid behind and covered his mouth. There was already a tendency to convul the wind all over his body
towards...
The great savior finally arrived. Jun Moxie was pardoned and hid behind the old lady with a grievance: "My grandma... My uncle is crazy... As soon as I come, he will beat me to death... What's going on! Help! !
Mrs. Dongfang had no choice but to make a white eye: Who will kill you? Didn't you make trouble yourself at the beginning? Do you really think I'm confused?
But the old man's skills were so old that his face was full of surprise. He scolded Dongfang Wenqing and said, "Stop, little novel online. How can you two make such a fuss? Let's see how you two pinched the yard? Even if you are a little greedy, are you addicted to playing? What the hell is going on? Tell me the cause and effect!
There is no doubt that the old lady is naturally looking at her grandson when her nephew fights.
But this seemingly fair question made Uncle Dongfang almost faint in one breath. Let's talk about the cause and effect? Is this... something that can be said? Suddenly, his face was purple, and his fingers pointed to Jun Moxie with trembling: "Okay... okay... little bunny, you, you, you... you're waiting for me...
Jun Moxie shouted unjustly, "Uncle, if you can't say anything, grandma is right. Even if I really did something wrong, you say it, everyone will judge. If I'm really wrong, then it's nothing for me to let you vent... But if you don't say anything, it's just a beating... I'm He just arrived at the door of his home, and he didn't even drink a mouthful of hot water. He was beaten up. Who can stand it? What's wrong with his nephew? What do you say..."
At this moment, looking at the expression on Jun Da Shao's face, it is absolutely comparable to the eternal injustice of June's flying snow!
A song with a broken heart, where to find a bosom friend in the world...
Uncle Dong's eyes widened, and his eyes almost protruded into his eyes. He hummed angrily, but he couldn't say a word. Today, he was a dumb loss, and he was sure...
"Hahaha..." At the door of the courtyard, the third master Dongfang Wendao, who was already sitting on the ground with a smile, suddenly burst of laughter. He only laughed so much that he lay on the ground with tears. A big fist couldn't help slapping the ground, and his whole body twitched ** and trembled violently P>
Dongfang Wenqing finally had a venting place, and shouted, "Lao San, what are you giggling about there?! There is no style yet!" As he spoke, he rushed forward quickly.
Dongfang Wendao suddenly felt bad when he heard the words. The laughter was still endless, but he had jumped up before he was about to escape. He laughed so tired that he was tired. He had already been caught by his eldest brother before he could run wildly in the future. Then he was carried out like a sandbag, and then he heard the firecracker A dense explosion...U