[0007]Listen to the threshold to accept apprentices

The beer and liquor mixed with various gas drinks fermented in the body of the threshold. The threshold felt that his heartbeat accelerated a little, and the sound of blood flow was like a rapid stream in the mountains, winding to every corner of his body. After a wine hiccup, he couldn't help turning his head!

All people are shouting the word "de" loudly, which is undoubtedly very powerful for men - even if the threshold is an old man who is not an old man in the real world, he is still curious. Naturally, it depends on hearing so many people shouting.

His eyes naturally fell on the beauty on the dance floor!

Listening to the threshold, he saw that the beautiful hand took off his leather hat with rabbit ears, and then one hand gently slipped and fell from between **, and then as soon as the zipper opened, the underwear appeared... As a person who has seen the world, this is naturally nothing.

But when he waited for him to see Meimei finally exposed her bare thighs, leaving only three points and stockings on her body, he was suddenly dumbfounded... His left hand quickly covered his eyes, and then heard the thresholdist stop fiercely on Meimei's body from his fingers, "It's windy, it's windy... ...However, it seems..."

glanced around, as if no one paid attention to them, and everyone was also very excited. The thresholdist also made a good excuse for himself - "Since everyone is like this, I don't think it should be a big deal!" Red pink skeleton, red pink skeleton..."

While drinking, he looked at the beautiful woman undressing with peace of mind. How can he be so happy?

The threshold man swallowed a mouthful of saliva and shouted in his heart: "Why are women like this now? How can this be? Goblins, they are all goblins... I can't stand it anymore! Sure enough... There are three thousand feet of red in the world, and the immortals can't pass the beauty barrier. I... infinite Tianzun... Hippie, if it's a skeleton, I will also recognize it!"

"Sir, do you still want to drink?"

The beautiful bartender with big breasts asked.

People like her usually know how much money you have as soon as they see what clothes you wear and how you behave. So when I heard that the threshold Taoist was almost drunk, I was afraid that he would drink a few more sips and the money would not be given, so I had to ask him for money. Hearing this, the Taoist didn't know this. He was stunned for a moment and said, "Yes, of course... Although these drinks are a little lighter, they also have a different flavor. Very good, very good!"

The bartender asked, "Then do you pay the bill first?"

"Oh, oh... this, I don't know how many taels of silver are needed? There is not much cash on the poor road. I don't know if these silver tickets can be consumed? Hearing that the threshold Taoist asked for money, he said that there was no reason for you to eat and drink for nothing in the world, and he didn't know where he took out three silver tickets...

Xuan paper is the best Xuan paper, which is also covered with the seal of Shanxi Datong Wantai Qianzhuang.

Silver ticket, that's a real silver ticket.

The bartender's face, which had a professional smile, suddenly cooled down. He glanced at the three rice papers and hummed, "This gentleman, you are not here to smash the scene, are you? Looking at your dress, it seems that there is no need to make such a joke with us..." When she spoke, she had already pressed a button behind the counter.

When the threshold Taoist heard this, he was a little dumbfounded... "The poor silver tickets have been given to you. What else do you want? Do you want to eat black, or..."

Listen to the righteous indignation of the threshold Taoist, saying that if you want money, I will give you money, which is natural. But I have given you all the money, how can you not give up? Although the threshold is an honest person, you can't bully honest people. The bartender here took out a 100-yuan bill from the counter:

"Look, this is money. Can you give me three pieces of waste paper? Can you consume it?"

"Ah?"

This time, the thresholdist is really dumbfounded.

He really didn't have the head of this kind of red background. He looked over and over several times, but he couldn't figure it out. Hearing the threshold, the Taoist was anxious and asked, "Do you accept the silver?" What about gold? I pay in cash, right? At this time, three people in black came downstairs.

The man in black has a flat head, about 1.9 meters tall, big, like a bear. Standing here, he lit a cigarette and asked slowly, "Xiaowen, what's going on?"

The bartender said, "This guest has no money to pay the bill, Brother Biao, I'm out of my eyes today. How can you solve it? I'll treat you to dinner after work!" The bartender said something, and Brother B immediately smiled, and then patted the listener on the shoulder with his big hand. "I said, be kind."

The threshold Taoist stood up from his seat, took a step back, and asked staggering, "You, you, you... what are you going to do...?"

Brother Biao said, "I said that you should be kind."

The threshold Taoist looked up at Brother Biao, nodded and said, "I'm very kind."

A man in black on the left: "Brother Biao, this guy can't understand people's words, can he? Look at him... Who are you listening to? Brother Biao is talking to you. Don't talk nonsense. Are you going to pay? Or shall we beat you up and throw you out?"

The man in black on the right echoed, "That's right, Brother Biao, beat him."

Brother Biao still smoked slowly and said, "You see, in fact, I'm still very talkative. Again, it is natural to be kind. If you drink here, you have to consume here. Well, how to put it, don't be shameless..."

Listen to the threshold: "But I'll give you silver, you don't want it, I don't want a few pieces of paper, and I don't..."

"Brother, this won't run out of that place, will it?"

"That's right, Brother Biao, I don't think he is very normal!"

The two younger brothers said one by one. Brother Biao also made sense when he heard it. He said in his heart that he was not really a patient who ran out of the mental hospital, right? Brother Biao had an idea, stretched out his hand, raised a finger, and asked, "What?" I heard the thresholdist say, "Well, why are you asking this?"

Brother Biao added a finger and asked, "How many is this?"

"Two!"

Brother Biao couldn't figure out whether he was abnormal now. He simply let his younger brother look at it and said, "Take good care of him. Don't let him go. I'll make a phone call and ask the people over there to come and have a look..." Brother Biao went to make a phone call. About half an hour later, and the beauty in the center of the dance floor was already Instead of a leading dancer, a group of spectators have rushed in and followed H.

Several people in suits came in, and then went straight to the bar and asked the threshold, "A few questions, are you sick?"

Listen to the threshold man shaking his head.

"So, can you state what just happened?"

When the thresholdist man honestly told what had happened, the questioner nodded to his colleagues, and then several others quickly pressed the threshold Taoist. After a tranquilizer pushed forward, the threshold Taoist suddenly stopped moving... It was simply unpreventable!

This estimate was that the threshold Taoist never dreamed... The mortal's medicine could actually pour his medicine, and this threshold Taoist never thought about it. And just now, he didn't think about resisting at all, but what he was thinking now, but everything was too late... The man who just asked took out his business card.

"Is that what you just called? This is my business card. After the preliminary question just now, we have basically determined his condition, which is a very serious paranoia. He integrates our current world with the ancient world in his mind, and can't distinguish between reality and virtual, so..."

Brother Biao said, "Are you really mentally ill?"

The doctor nodded with certainty and said, "What a mental illness!"

A medical car roared through the quiet street and stopped at the gate of the hospital outside the city. At this time, everyone looked back and suddenly screamed... Hearing the threshold, the round and fat mental patient disappeared. The driver said, "Look for it, where have you been?"

Then everyone almost turned the car upside down and didn't find a person. Hearing that the threshold Taoist really evaporated from the world. As a result, a story about several doctors hitting ghosts spread and was upgraded to many various versions.

As the pig's foot in this ghost incident, the listening Taoist played by the ghost was a little confused and stood by the roadside observing this already strange world. It is true that he has just been tricked, but the effect of the tranquilizer is also dispensable for the listener.

After staying in the car, the threshold began to walk around aimlessly, muttering in a low voice: "The change in the world is really too big... Forget it, it's important to find an apprentice, otherwise I hope that Yuezong will be gone. When I fly up, how can I face the predecessors of the sect?"

Several taxis ran past and rolled up a few hairs in front of the threshold man's forehead. Suddenly, the threshold man's eyes lit up... Just now, he suddenly saw a man, to be precise, a well-qualified young man driving a BMW, if this person could enter his own sect. Listening to the rain Taoist's breathing, he couldn't help breathing a little. After walking for so many days, he finally met a good seedling.

A trick was gently pinched in his hand. After leaving a mark on the body of the BMW, the threshold Taoist used the means to shrink an inch and chased the car.

If ordinary people see it, they must think that this is just a walking fat man!

BMW went all the way out of the city, and then entered a small town. Hearing the threshold, you can still clearly see the three red letters on the blue background on the archway of that town - Yuxi Town. With few sighs in his heart, he has entered the town. With the BMW parked in the yard of a family, Lao Dao has also followed.

Listen to the threshold Taoist secretly, "It's so beautiful, but you can't miss it..."

After listening to the threshold Taoist stealth, he passed through the wall and went in directly to investigate the selected disciple. As a result, I heard a quarrel in the room soon, but it turned out that this young man named Yu Jie went home to ask for money. As a result... This time, the family really couldn't get the money out, so the conflict happened. The boy actually said that he wanted to break off the family!

Yu Jie slammed the door angrily.

Listening to the threshold Taoist, he thought, "The qualification is excellent, that is, this human nature... Baishan filial piety is the first, and I can't do this well. How can I, a master do in the future?" However, the threshold Taoist immediately thought that the so-called human nature can be cultivated, but a person's qualifications are good or bad, but they can't be cultivated. As soon as he gritted his teeth, this apprentice is about to be determined!

"Ye, it's not too bad not to respect your parents. In the future ****, you can always come here. However, this qualification is empty. Now it is difficult to find an apprentice. Meiyu has been robbed by those sects and came to me... Forget it, the apprentice is not a thing. I can't say that Yuezong will not be bullied in the future. I will use it as a gun, but I can't pull my face!"

After a ideological struggle, I heard that the threshold Taoist had quickly cleaned up his own behavior, shrank directly into an inch, and walked to the front of Yu Jie. He wanted to find a better road to point out this "hard" disciple and let him follow him back to the mountain gate to practice the truth.

"Insurless Heaven..."

It was when Jie stepped on the accelerator and drove the car forward. Suddenly, his car came to a strange standstill. The wheels are still spinning, but the car is not leaving. A fat Taoist man in a brown robe and seemed to be dotted with stars all over his body. He came from the air and walked step by step like stepping on a ladder...

Listen to the threshold Taoist say in a self-detachable and refined voice, "Yu Jie, poor is predestined to you!"

Yu Jie opened his mouth wide, swallowed his saliva for a long time and asked, "What do you mean?"

Listen to the threshold: "I mean, come with me and be my disciple!" Flying away from the sky and the earth, vertically and horizontally in the universe, the universe is boundless. Have you ever thought that one day you can fly to the sky? Have you ever thought that one day you can have a strong power? Have you ever thought... Come with me and you can get all this! Your qualifications are very good. Although your character is a little worse, I am very optimistic about you!"

Yu Jie's brain was still a little unacceptable. After a long time, he stammered and said, "Are you telling the truth?"

The threshold Taoist nodded quickly, "It's more true than real gold."

Then, he added: "Oh, now your car is off the ground, so if you want to hit me, you can't. Turn off the car first. Tut, only the Empress Dowager Cixi made this kind of car in those years. Where has Dousheng Xiaomin seen this kind of thing? Life is different now, that... wait for me to let you down."

The BMW finally landed from a suspended state, as if the elevator had stopped from the motion state, and the feeling was still very obvious. Yu Jie stared nervously at the chubby Taoist priest in front of him and said, "Then... what if I don't promise you?"

The threshold man said, "Don't worry, you will definitely agree!"

"But..."

"There are not so many, good disciples, follow the master back to the mountain first. I can't figure it out now, right? It doesn't matter. We have plenty of time to figure out the problem in the future. Let's go..." Hearing that the threshold Taoist purely regarded the car as air, he directly pulled Jie out of the car, and then a sword flashed, and the man had already risen to the sky!

The secret of the sword.

The most common means for practitioners.

But it's so simple that Yu Jie can't say anything. The city under their feet became the size of a palm, and then their bodies moved quickly in the sky. The cold air seems to be isolated by an invisible force and can't be felt at all.

The threshold man said proudly, "Do you believe me now?"

"I... believe it."

"What the teacher uses now is the secret of the sword, which is the most common means of flight in the world of cultivation. You have to ask, why can't people on the ground see us, right? That's too simple. I used stealth... Hahaha, isn't it funny? Laugh if it's funny, don't hold back..."

"Laugh, laugh, the teacher knows that this joke is funny. If you hold it like this, you will have a problem!"

Yu Jie rolled his eyes and almost fell from the flying sword. Fortunately, there is a layer of protection around the flying sword... Listening to the joke of the threshold Taoist is not ordinary cold, it is simply freezing. Yu Jie doesn't want to laugh now. He wants to cry. As a person who was kidnapped by practitioners and forced to be an apprentice, he doesn't know what kind of mood he should express...

Excitement, happiness, fear, or ambition?

Soon, the two flew to a mountainous area. Yu Jie didn't know where it was, but he saw dark shadows, as if they were ghosts. The black silhouette gives people a feeling of special fear. The deep mountains and mountains, the black shadows are like demons, and from time to time there is a mountain wind roar.

The two fell from the foot of a mountain.

Yu Jie asked, "Why don't you know how to fly to the top of the mountain?"

Although I didn't see it very clearly just now, according to Yu Jie's understanding, he should fly directly into the mountain gate. How simple it is. Why do you have to go down the foot of the mountain and then go up again? Hearing the strange face of the threshold Taoist, "Since you have such a question, why don't you try it yourself when you can use the sword?"

Yu Jie had a chill and said to himself that it must be a good thing. Even if he could fly, he would never try this. Who knows if there is anything wrong with you?

At night, an old man and a young look at the mountain...

"Ji-jiu-ji-jiu!"

Autumn insects sing, and the mountain stream leaves cold dew. The breeze passed, how many did you ask the fairy?

Yu Jie, such a person, has become different since this night. Everything that happened in this world is so wonderful and amazing.