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Yihe felt that his brain was a little insufficient. He looked at the ancient books in his hand and the hatred sitting opposite him. He couldn't figure out why. Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Yi He asked, "Sister Miaomiao... Is this book for me? Why, why?

Qiu Miaomiao smiled and said, "It's really a little fool. I'm giving it to you!"

Because they said that they came in to get things, Qiu Miaomiao did not explain anything to Yi Heduo. He shook his head with a smile and took him out, regardless of whether he was full of doubts. When they went downstairs, Qiu Miaomiao and Yi He passed their mobile phones and entered their numbers, "Contact often in the future!"

Easy nodded, "Definitely!"

This gives him a lot of questions, and he naturally needs to study it thoroughly. Qiu Miaomiao sent Yihe and Su Xiaoru to the door and waved his hand and told them, "I'm very free here. If you have free time in the future, come and sit down. I won't charge you... Well, be careful on the way..."

"Goodbye, Sister Miao!"

Su Xiaoru secretly poked Yihe's waist and asked in a low voice, "You won't see a beautiful woman, will you call me sister?" Yi He sniffed and seemed to smell vinegar. Haha, Yi Heya denied, "That's not true. We were neighbors when we were young!"

Su Xiaoru didn't believe it, "Really?"

Yi He said, "Yes, I never lie... get in the car and leave!"

stopped a taxi. Yi He was very gentlemanly and asked Su Xiaoru to get on the car first, and then followed him. The first stop was to go to Su Xiaoru's house. Su Xiaoru's home is in the city, a warm and warm cottage, which is a golden status on three or four floors. It's really the first time to come here!

After Su Xiaoru opened the security door and took him in, she asked, "How about here?"

"Very good!"

The room is not very large, but there is a special temperament in a girl's room. At least it won't be as messy as a boys' dormitory, full of a pungent foot odor. Sitting on the sofa in the small living room and turning on the TV, Yi He then took out the Kuntong Nei Dan formula and turned it over.

Slowly turning over the old paper, and you can also hear the jingling cooking sound in the kitchen.

Su Xiaoru is definitely an all-round wife who can be a bodyguard and a part-time nanny in the kitchen. If any man catches up with such a woman as his wife, it will be a big deal. After such a strange idea flowed in Yihe's heart, he continued to immerse himself in the elixir:

"There are three tips for the elixir in Kuntong. One is to say Qi Dan, the other is to say Jing Dan, and the third is to say Shen Dan. The formation of the air elixir is transformed by the people's Zhoutian, which is figurative..."

Fortunately, the content of this book is not too complicated, and there is no flattering classical Chinese, but a very easy-to-understand ancient vernacular. For some of the recurring nouns, Yihe also directly replaced them with other things that he could understand...

The noun is just a title, just like a pig. We call it a pig, and Europe and the United States call it Pig. The reason is such a truth, so Yihe will not be more serious on this.

Simply turned over the so-called Kongtong Nei Dan Jue. The previous general concepts have been read, and the final serious Nei Dan Jue is a poem of more than a thousand words. Although it sounds a little worse in rhythm, the acupuncture point inside It's not difficult to remember.

Yi He whispered, "Kengtong's secret? It looks very awesome. Sister Miao won't lie to me, will she? But this book is indeed old and should not be a lie. But why did Sister Miao give me the elixir? And what's wrong with that essence?"

Just in time, Su Xiaoru came up with the dish and asked, "Cung Jing? What's the essence?"

Yi He shook his head, "No, I'm talking nonsense."

Su Xiaoru nodded and said, "Well, I said, I thought I was a monster, Cheng Jing? Humph..." Su Xiaoru continued to twist her buttocks to bring food. Yi He was stunned all of a sudden - Su Xiaoru's words made him suddenly cheerful and suddenly figured out a lot of things.

Imengthemation!

This word is used in the current Yihe, which can only be said to be very suitable. Yi He suddenly figured out why Qiu Miaomiao gave him this elixir, and also understood the meaning of Qiu Miaomiao's previous words... Obviously, Qiu Miaomiao was a beautiful female monster.

Yi He swallowed a mouthful of saliva with some difficulty.

Oh, my God, he entered today to have an afternoon of tea with a monster! Although he felt a little awkward, Yihe had to admire the amorous taste and had to feel that the mature and charming amorous style was so seductive. Moreover, this is a good monster with only taste!

"He gave me the elixir to treat me as a monster..."

Yi He thought of the strange dream he experienced every day, Yi He thought of his body that seemed to be soaring like fertilizer, and thought of the pieces of muscles. All of this turned out to have such a premise.

Su Xiaoru asked, "What are you thinking?"

Yi He was stunned for a moment, and then he recalled it and said shyly, "It's nothing. I just feel that you look so beautiful just now. After bending down slightly, it made people look... Well, there was a kind of thrilling **. I was just careless and stunned!"

"Go!"

Su Xiaoru gave Yiyi a close look, "Let's eat and taste my craftsmanship."

It is easy to transport chopsticks like flying and sweeping endlessly. What did Yi He say? Not to mention the delicious food made by a beautiful woman, even if it is all garbage, he can be willing to be plain - the beautiful woman is good. This is some of the inner thoughts that is easy to match, and it is not enough for outsiders.

After the belly rolled, Yihe sat comfortably on the sofa and rubbed his stomach... "Sister Ru, it's all yours. Why is the food so delicious? I can't move now. Poor me, sigh, my God, why did you torture me so much?"

Su Xiaoru said, "There's so much nonsense. You want to eat it yourself."

"It's delicious..."

After watching TV for a while, it was a little late. Su Xiaoru said, "It's not early. Anyway, tomorrow is also the weekend. Just sleep here!"

Yi He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Sleep together, or?"

Su Xiaoru said, "What do you mean? I have a guest room here."

"Oh, then I'm relieved..."

The last time he was kicked out of bed by Su Xiaoru, Yihe is still unforgettable. That kick was too sudden and ecstatic. To be honest, you just beat Yi He to death. I guess he didn't have the courage to do it again with Su Xiaoru. Su Xiaoru was angry when she heard this, "Hey, what do you mean? Don't you look down on people?"

Yi He denied, "No, absolutely not?"

Su Xiaoru snorted and said, "If you don't have any other ideas, otherwise I will definitely make you unable to survive and die!" I squeezed my fist hard, and there was a series of sounds under the seemingly weak skin. It was easy to hear that my whole body was trembling, violent, too violent. How can a woman do this?

However, at least it has penetrated into the interior of Su Xiaoru's boudoir and left his own chic shadow, which is enough. Yihe was very satisfied and woke up naturally. Maybe it was the reason why he was too excited. When he woke up, it was about five o'clock. Yi He was so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall.

I couldn't sleep over and over again. Yihe simply got up, went to the kitchen to find something to eat, then turned on the TV, watched the breast enhancement and slimming advertisement inside, and filled his stomach. The big * breast MM on TV straightened her breasts and said, "If you want to lose weight, you need to lose weight immediately. This is half a month, and you have returned my devil figure!"

The woman's *** room on the screen is enough to make people squirt blood. Yihe actually likes such advertisements very much, but his stomach suddenly trembles, and then his buttocks don't seem to be clamped... "Why did the retribution come so fast? As soon as I ate it, I suddenly had a stomachache?"

Yi He looked at the beautiful woman on the TV depressedly and quickly went into the toilet. After sitting on the toilet and moaning comfortably, my stomach is much more comfortable. Yi He casually picked up a women's magazine from the side and read it. The highest enjoyment of going to the toilet was to take a women's magazine while watching it.

The photo of one of them wearing black sunglasses and tight leather clothes, shaped like a female pig's feet in the Matrix attracted the attention of Yihe. He went up and down and watched it for a long time. He still felt that this photo was very exciting and pleasant, and seemed to be uncontrollable.

Yi He thought to himself, "If Sister Ru wears this, my God, I won't live!"

Easy to hold a magazine and be intoxicated. If Su Xiaoru wears such clothes, she will definitely be a unique queen. Then take the whip and bring the rabbit ears... Yihe's mind is very evil to imagine the scene that is almost impossible to become a reality, and suddenly he heard the door bolt click--

The toilet door is open!

The scene in front of him made Yi He open his mouth wide and his eyes wide. When he was about to scream, Yi He bit his hand decisively. As soon as the toilet door opened, Su Xiaoru, wearing pink silk pajamas, came in with a sleepy face. It seemed that she didn't see Yihe at all and went straight to the toilet...

In Yihe's heart, an idea flashed: "I was in a hurry to go to the toilet just now and forgot to lock the door!"

Su Xiaoru walked into the toilet, turned around, lifted her pajamas, took off her underwear, and sat on the toilet. Shaking her head, Su Xiaoru said in a daze, "Well... What's wrong with today's toilet?" Then, a hot urine flowed into Yiyi Leg.

Yi He dares not speak - at this time, if this powerful and nervous little sister knows what happened, he will definitely be tragic.

After peeing, Su Xiaoru simply cleaned up and went back to her bedroom to continue to sleep. Yi He sat on the toilet and looked down at his thighs. His trousers were all wet, and a smell of urine made him cry... What should he do? What will he do?

Easy to take off your trousers and take a closer look.

The whole pair of trousers, whether it is underwear or jeans, is equally glorious. The gentleman's bare buttocks found Su Xiaoru's underwear on his body in the toilet. Although the underwear is Su Xiaoru's, and it is still pink lace underwear, it is much better than bare buttocks!

Yi He whispered, "Sister Ru, I've been miserable by you..."

A big man, wearing a little girl's underwear, feels awkward, and his little brother is very dishonest. It seems that this little underwear can't control him at all. Yi He couldn't care too much. He plugged in the washing machine, threw in all his lower body clothes, and fiercely set the time to 15 minutes.

"Why is there no pair of shorts?"

Yihe turned over depressedly for a long time. Su Xiaoru didn't even have a pair of shorts here, but some stockings and short skirts. Yihe's color moved... "Wow, stockings, it's the first time I've seen so many stockings so close. Do you want to try it?" After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, the goblin fight began in Yihe's mind:

It's a pervert for a man to wear stockings.

Farting, such a good opportunity, just try it. Anyway, no one sees it. Who am I? In those years, he was an awesome man who secretly put sanitary napkins. Are you still afraid of this? Besides, we are just curious about how women feel after wearing stockings. We are not perverts, are we? It doesn't matter if you wear it!

What if Xiao Ru sees it?

Can't you see it if you lock the door?

After a series of fierce confrontations, that very obscene idea finally prevailed. Yi He quickly tore off a pair of pantyhose and put it on his leg. At this moment, his heartbeat reached almost 300 beats per minute, and there was a dry heat all over his body, but he was so nervous...

"Dong Dong...Dong Dong..."

The heart was pumping blood quickly, and the blood flowed through every inch of the body. Yihe put on Su Xiaoru's pantyhose and skirt and looked in the mirror. It looked awkward, as if he had done something humiliating. The washing machine stopped, and Yihe twisted a few times again... "Hum--"

This morning, Yihe kept tossing in the toilet.

Time passed a little under such a worthless consumption, and Yi He finally hung up his underwear and jeans and prepared to dry.

"Cock--"

The toilet door opened again, and Yi Yiyi turned around and was stunned.

Su Xiaoru, who was opening the door, was also stunned.

Su Xiaoru has changed her pajamas and turned into a white one-shoulder suspender, with a navel exposed, and a pair of black shorts underneath. Moreover, Su Xiaoru's eyes are wide open now, as if something incredible has happened in front of her... After a long time, Su Xiaoru smiled: "Well, Xiaoyi, I didn't expect you to have this hobby..."

"No, that's not it, Xiao Ru, listen to my explanation!"

Yihe was anxious and incoherent. He felt more sad and angry, but he didn't know why the door of the toilet was locked and unlocked, which could not stop people. Yi He was afraid that Su Xiaoru would not listen to his explanation, so he took Su Xiaoru with one hand and explained the beginning and end of the matter like a bamboo tube.

Of course, when talking about the scene of Su Xiaoru getting up at night, both of them were embarrassed - Su Xiaoru's first reaction was that it was impossible, but when she saw that Yihe's trousers had just been washed out and hung in the toilet, she didn't even have confidence. With this premise, Yihe can wear her skirt, which is forgivable!

After all, Yihe can't run barefoot, right?

Su Xiaoru smiled dryly and said, "Is that so? Sleepy... Xiaoyi, come out and don't stay in the toilet. Anyway, you wear it all, and I can't say anything. I can't let you run away barefoot!" Speaking of this, Yihe and Su Xiaoru both felt as if there was fire burning on their faces.

This man is a big lose...

"Sister, that silk stockings!"

Su Xiaoru stretched out a finger and shook it back and forth a few times, "Oh, oh, oh... By the way, I have a very interesting game. Come with me and sit down!" Su Xiaoru pulled Yihe into her bedroom and dressing room and let Yihe sit down in front of the dressing table. Yihe had a very bad feeling--

You won't be reversed, will you?

He guessed right.

Su Xiaoru took out the foundation, eye shadow and a series of cosmetics, and began to greet Yihe's face. Yi He has a heart that wants to die. When a big man is manipulated like this, it is estimated that 99 out of 100 will choose to cover his face and dare not see anyone, and another person is simply a transvestite.

After simple makeup, put on a hair jacket and put on the waiter's shirt, Su Xiaoru took out her digital camera and clicked for a while, and then took pictures of various uniforms such as nurse's clothes! Su Xiaoru shook the camera in her hand and said proudly, "Xiaoyi, you have a handle in my hand now!"

"What do you want?"

Yi He had no choice but to cooperate with Su Xiaoru's evil - in case he did not cooperate, causing the photos to flow to the Internet, then he would suddenly become a celebrity.

Yihe doesn't have the preference of men to dress up as women, let alone transvestites. The reason why he tried that is that he is curious about the opposite sex - why do women wear sanitary napkins? Will it be hot after putting them on? What does it feel like for women to wear stockings? What does it feel like to wear a bra?

Many men have thought about this problem, and even this is the root of their love for the majority of female compatriots. Mystery, and there is even a kind of holiness after the mystery, which makes them worship.

Many boys have done some things, such as sneaking into the women's toilet to peep, secretly stealing girls' sanitary napkins, and secretly trying to feel it in their crotch. What is it like... This is youth, this, that is The beginning of love for the opposite sex!

Su Xiaoru stretched out her finger, gently hooked Yi's chin, let him raise his face, and said, "What about me? I really don't want to do anything, beauty, I announce that you will be mine in the future. Your 24 hours belong to me. How about it? Do you have the courage to go out like this?"

Yi He rolled his eyes and said, "I'd better wait for my trousers to dry."

"A coward!"