Chapter 131 Green Novelist

In a word, although the green-skinned beasts never worship the mechanical god, they are more popular than the mechanical god. Their green big heads have infinite creativity and all kinds of strange ideas, and they can always do almost miraculous things to the machine.

For the green skin, if you pick up the enemy's broken weapon, you only need to go through simple repair and some necessary modifications to become your own beautiful treasure weapon.

And for the green enemies, the most troublesome time is what to do with the heavy equipment dropped when retreating?

In general, you only need a few accurate high explosives to destroy everything that can't be taken away. Even if you can't take it away, you can't give the supplies to the enemy. But this trick doesn't seem to be so good for the green skin. Their ability to repair, transform and copy machinery is amazing.

The question that is now plaguing the marshmallow team is whether he should summon a missile strike. If he does nothing, the enemy will soon get more than 20 armored vehicles, and their learning and imitation ability is as strong as the legend, then the soldiers on the front line will be very fast. You can see the armored forces of the Green Orcs. But if a missile strike is summoned, what will the missile hit? Aim at those armored vehicles that have been completely scrapped and make them scrapped more thoroughly?

"You don't need to do anything," without any hesitation, Li quickly made a decision, "get out of there quickly and look for more valuable goals. Over."

"The coordinate position has been returned and is being evacuated."

Li didn't pay attention to the light spots that gradually appeared on the map. He left the field reconnaissance team channel and turned to a special channel. "Five Wen, help me transfer to the No. 2 artillery base."

"Transferred..."

At the same time, in the depths of an underground bunker in a deep mountain, a red phone "bell" suddenly rang. The young soldier in front of the phone was shocked by the sudden ringing call. For the commander of the mysterious base of 2 Cannon, there are two things that are crucial. First, make sure that someone will receive it when the red phone rings, and there must be someone on duty in front of the red phone at any time. Second, confirm the password and command permissions, and then start the device according to the requirements of the people on the phone to make the whole base operational. However, in the thousands of years since the completion of the construction of this base, the phone has never rang once. Countless of the best and most trustworthy soldiers came to this secret base with a cavity of blood, and then guarded the red phone in the depths of the underground, doing nothing until the end of their life.

Now the phone that has never been rang has been dialed. The young soldier understands that this is the misfortune of Zhiyuanxing, but it is his own luck.

When the phone rang to the third sound, it was connected.

There was no greeting or greeting on the other side of the phone. A low voice directly reported the password. The young soldier copied the password carefully one by one, and then entered it before the computer terminal.

"The computer terminal has confirmed your permissions. What can I do for you?"

Li quickly reported a coordinate, "Use cluster-type incendiary bombs to carry out a full-scale bombing of the target to make that place a sea of fire."

"I understand, coordinate confirmation. The fire is expected to fall in five minutes. Please stay away from the area.

"If it is an all-round bombing, it will cost at least 100 missiles," said Fei Wen suddenly in the channel, "Why don't you use the air force? Not only are the attacks more accurate, but they are also more suitable for this kind of thing.

"My missile force hasn't moved for a long time. It's hard to have a chance. I have to let them move."

Five minutes later, Li heard Sir Tigate's exclamation on the channel, "It's raining, my God, it's raining. This is really great. It's really amazing to barbecue all those orcs at once. My regimental commander, I really admire you so much.

"Thank you, my brother. But now I have a few words to say, brothers, we must find a way to delay the speed and expansion of the expansion of the orcs. It takes time for the mobilization of the army and the establishment of the defense line. Now these green skins are flat in front of them. As long as they rush in one direction, the only thing that can stop them is the sea. Once that point is reached, the whole situation will collapse. We can't let these orcs find this out, nor can we let them live a good life. The best way is to find the boss of the orcs and kill it. After the boss dies, these greens will put down everything and have a big mess. The chaos will continue until they choose a new boss. This should buy us a certain amount of time. Once you encounter a suspected boss's green orc, first report it, and then unite the surrounding team to monitor. Don't rush to do it. The boss of the orc is a powerful monster. Even if you can't find their boss, don't make them feel too comfortable. We have to do everything we can to slow them down, even if we turn the whole of Texas into scorched earth. Gentlemen, if we do nothing, then the battle around the home may not have begun, and we will face a complete collapse. These green orcs are like viruses. Once they spread, we can't imagine it. We must control the situation. I'm on my way to the war zone. Brothers, we will fight together. Burn all these green skins who dare to set foot on Zhiyuan Star to ashes! In the name of the emperor, he was given death. Over."

There was a neat roar from the channel, "In the name of the emperor, give him death!"

After that, Li fell into silence, and the radio was strangely quiet, and no other words could be heard except the rustling of electrons.

The sunset quickly fell from the west, leaving the earth to darkness.

In the cabin, the soft white light had turned red, and the captain was informing his only passenger that he had arrived near the destination.

Li put his bag on his chest, fixed the weapon, and finally checked the umbrella bag again. Then he put on the umbrella bag and jumped out, facing the afterglow of the sunset, and jumped into the dark night.

In the process of falling, Li chanted the prayer silently in his heart.

I carry the flames to drive out the darkness, I carry the faith to drive out ignorance, welcome the life, and the rejecter will bring down the curse of death and eternity.

Tremble, my enemies!

Because death fell from the sky.

***

"Big boss, boss, it's not good, it's not a big deal!"

Known as the boss is a strong green orc called tusks. He is stronger than all the orcs in the ethnic group. He is muscular and big. He doesn't look like a small green orc, but like a legendary Hulk, and as a boss, fangs are not only more than other orcs. Strong, more powerful, and at the same time with a heavier body odor. His body is always surrounded by a stench that makes orcs unbearable, just like a huge fart worm that keeps farting. This is really too powerful. You know, such a strong stench is not common even among many bosses.

The fangs ignored the panicked boy behind his back. He didn't know who the boy who shouted behind his back was, but it doesn't matter. The tribe is very big, and his fangs are the greatest boss in the whole tribe. As a big man, he can't remember every boy, so he ignored it. Boy, but the unknown orc boy did not stop his panic, but he became more panicked.

"Big boss, what's wrong with you, boss? Why don't you answer? Is it a broken ear? But I have something important to report. What if the boss can't hear it? Could it be that too much earwax blocked my ears? This discovery excited the green orc boy. He jumped and shouted at the guards beside the boss, "What do you bodyguards do? Is it just standing around the boss? I didn't see that the boss has too much earwax. He has blocked the ear holes. Come and help the boss take out the earwax!"

So the four guards standing around the tusks pulled out the machetes around their waists. "You newcomers, take a good look. The boss's earwax is very powerful. Only by chopping it with all your strength can you take it out. Don't touch the boss's earwax." One of the guards said so proudly.

Now the boss of fangs can't stand it anymore. He doesn't want his bodyguard to take out his earwax with exquisite knife. He is the boss of fangs, not a fool. These guards with muscles and no brains thought that they could hide their ideas, but they didn't know that in the whole tribe, the tusks are not only the strongest, but also the strongest in wisdom. Don't the tusks boss not know that his men have been jealous of the tusks for a long time. Do you have a cool hairstyle? Yes, these bastards are under the banner of taking out their own earwax. In fact, what they want to do most is to cut off their hair.

In a word, the tusks can't pretend that he doesn't hear the shouts at this time, so the tusks turned around angrily, swinging his arms horizontally, and shouting, "Sum down!" At the same time, he punched the boy who came flying away. Looking at the green boy who was moving in a parabola in the air, the fang boss said deeply, "I said, calm down, don't panic at any time!" It's like doing big things with me."

It was not until the green boy glided in the air enough and fell to the ground that the boss remembered and asked, "This boy said he had something to report. What's the matter?"

The unknown green boy lying on the ground did not answer. He just twitched, and then his legs were motionless.

He hung up.

"..."

The tusks who saw this scene suddenly realized, nodded and said cleverly, "I knew it. It's okay."

But another green boy ran over from the distance in panic, "Big boss, it's not good!"

This time, the boss looked very cautious. He carefully paid attention to his fists and waved them out without letting them habitually and casually, "Little guy, what happened?"

"Big boss, the red thing fell from the sky! Big fire, big fire, Dangdang big technician was roasted to ashes!"

"What rice? Did you say that the fireball fell from the sky? The fang boss looked up at the sky in panic. Of course, the sun hung steadily in the sky, so the fang boss was angry, "How dare you lie to me and pinch you into scum!"

"Big boss, wait, boss, I've always been very scum. I don't need to pinch it into scum. It's mainly not a big fireball. The important thing is that our 'dangdang' big technician has been ashes!"

The fang boss showed the unprecedented majesty of the boss and asked seriously, "Our Dangdang big technician has been dusted by something!"

This green boy naturally won't say anything about red things falling from the sky, a big fire or something. Isn't it bad if the boss looks up at the sky again? And cheating the boss is not a big problem (as long as the boss doesn't find out), but when the boss knows, it is too irrational to deceive the boss in front of everyone, so the orc boy rationally said the only " truth" that can be thought of in his green head at this time: " Our Dangdangxiang big technician was ashes by the human shrimp!"

"You little liar!" The fang boss told the truth in one bite, "Human beings are all shrimps, and small shrimps are very weak!" How can it be gray? Dangdang is a great technician, and Dangdang is very powerful!"

In the tusks, a small tribe that has been formed for less than a year, the great technician is very prestigious, which can be regarded as a beast and above ten thousand. Other orcs did not dare to provoke him for fear that he would do something strange to deal with themselves. Even the big car of the tusks is kind when he speaks to the big technician, because the big car of the big tusks is made by Dangxiang, and when it is broken, it is also repaired by the big fangs. The big and cool bang of the big fangs is also made by the big technician.

You see, since Dangdang is so powerful in the tribe where the powerful fangs are sitting, only a little worse than the super powerful fangs, how can such a powerful Dangdang be ashed by the human kind of shrimp?

The orc boy who reported the news wiped his sweat. Yes, he must immediately come up with a statement to fool the boss, otherwise he will be scum. So the orc boy with the talent of the novelist began to tell the story, "There are many human shrimps, yes, many, many, many, the shrimps rushed down from the mountain like a tide. Come on, some jumped down directly from the mountain, and some rushed out proudly. When the big technician was not afraid at all, he took out a huge cow's weapon. It only took a 'bang' to dust all the little shrimps! ..." Speaking of this, the little orc who reported the news is stuck. How should the following story develop? Yes, Dangdang is very loud. There is a giant cow's gun. If you touch the shrimp, it's over. But how did he get ashes by the human shrimp in the end? It's not good. It's not good. The protagonist's setting is too awesome [force]. The story can't go on! How can the story be complete? In terms of brother, even a real novelist has to rack his brains to conceive a flawless story. It is the limit of the little orcs to improvise to this extent.

But at this time, the fang boss and his guards were excited. When the big technician faced a large group of shrimps alone, it was so cool! They waved the machete in their hands randomly and urged loudly.

"And then?"

"Are the shrimps all ashes?"

"What kind of dance step does the little shrimp who rushed out of the dance dance? Is it better to dance than my orc's big cock [chicken]?

Looking at such an excited reader, the new novelist orc is desperate. In front of such a violent, such a huge machete, and such an enthusiastic reader, can he choose to break the update?

Brother, Brother Mao. The novelist orc looked up at the sky, with tears in his eyes. It was a pity for my generation of talented novelists. He had just found his specialty and found the positioning of this beast. As a result, he was born, and he was going to be scum.

Maybe it's a guy, maybe it's Brother Mao, maybe it's two big brothers. Anyway, they heard the voice of the novelist orcs, and things changed unexpectedly.

"You don't have to ask, I already know what's going on," the fang boss wiped his eyes, as if he was wiping his tears, but all the beasts knew that the boss did not shed tears, and his eye excrement was still dry in the corners of his eyes. "Some time ago, Dangdang pounded a powerful 'bang bang', Dangdang said That thing is the most powerful weapon in the history of orcs. Only the most talented technicians know how to make it. I think it should be the most genius, the most barbaric and the most rubbish weapon in the legend. It's a dimensional shock cannon.

The fang boss said here and glanced at the novelist orc, as if to confirm whether he was right. What else could the novelist orc say? He nodded hurriedly, and at the same time, the stars in his eyes showed his worship for the wise and martial boss. "The boss's guess is really correct."

"It's not guessing, it's reasoning!" The fang boss said coolly, "Then, this is the most genius, the most savage, and the most rubbish weapon. The dimensional shock cannon must have exploded. Hey, you guys don't know. The most genius is because this dimensional shock cannon is too difficult to deal with. It's not the most talented orc technician. It's the most barbaric because this dimensional shock cannon is really powerful, and it's fun. It's said that it's the most rubbish, because this thing is too easy to go wrong. All kinds of All kinds of problems, I knew that it would explode by itself one day. What's the result? Did the big explosion bring all our Dangdang big technicians and human shrimps to ashes?

When the big technician and those non-existent little shrimp enemies are gray together, can there be a better ending than this? The orc novelist was very excited, "Yes! Boss, you are so awesome. I admire you so much.