Chapter 132 Legendary Battle Conference
The fang boss is in a good mood. He happily patted the head of the novelist orc and said affectionately, "Don't worship me too much. I'm just a super powerful and super powerful boss. As long as you keep working hard to exercise yourself, there will always be one-tenth of me.
"Impossible, boss, you are so great that no matter how hard I try, I can't reach your level of one percent!" The novelist orc filmed the writer's professional flattery.
The fang boss looked at the novelist orc seriously and asked, "Kid, what's your name?"
"Well, I love Zhan Zhan. They all call me Zhan Zhan."
Zhan Zhan, what kind of broken name is this? As soon as you hear it, you will know it's a little man. The orc boss curled his lips, but he still said kindly, "Jian Zhan, this is your fault. As your boss, I have to talk about you well. As an orc, you can't be discouraged because I'm too great. To be an orc who never gives up and never loses, this is the greatest spirit of our orcs. We can never lose this spirit!"
"Yes, boss, you said so well! I was so moved that I had an impulse to record your words in my heart.
"Well, that's right. It's this momentum. Zhan Zhan, you will be better behind me in the future. Be my follower. If I want to guide and educate you in person, I don't believe it. Under my personal guidance, you can't reach one-tenth of my level? Well, Zhan Zhan, I'll give you a task to gather all the little leaders in the tribe, and call the bosses of some scattered small tribes. I have an important thing to announce to all the kids.
So the leaders of the orc tribe gathered together. The tusks boss thought it was in his own castle (an ancient castle built in the mountains and forests was elected by the tusks boss because it was so beautiful.) The first military meeting of the fang-toothed tribe was held, and the result was, wow! Many orcs are so green, so the meeting venue can only be changed to a large open space outside the castle.
Seeing so many high-level cadres, the fang boss realized that the fangs tribe is now a super-large tribe. After a few fights with the local shrimps, these shrimps are completely soft, and the subsequent fights are completely meaningless. The fangs rush to the front every time. But those little shrimps are really too weak, which makes the fang boss very unhappy, so he is more and more eager to have a big fight, so he is running more and more. In this way, the fang boss has never thought much about it. He just fights around in such a mess, and there is no direction. Basically, he follows the feeling, or towards the little shrimp. There were many places to fight, and they fought like this. When they fought, the surroundings were empty, and a little shrimp could not be seen.
It was also at this time that ushered in the explosive development of the tusks tribe, both in technology and population. In terms of science and technology, human weapons not only give more inspiration to orc technicians, but also leave enough raw materials for the greens, so soon, the weapons of the tusks tribe start from simple branches. The stick turned into a fruit knife, and quickly changed from a fruit knife to a big kitchen knife, and then into the current machete, and finally added a very powerful "bang bang", and now there is a big "bang bang", super "bang bang". In terms of population, the weather has been very good this year, the sunshine is abundant, and the rain is abundant. Even the jumping is much more delicious. The little orcs are naturally springing up from the ground like bamboo shoots. Soon, spontaneous small tribes and small tribes appeared around the tusks tribe. The boss has also appeared. Of course, these fresh young orcs have to bow to the tusks. Although they don't live with the tusks boss, they are also from the tusks tribe.
In less than a year, the tribe has developed from ten green skins to such an extent, and the tusks are very proud. Of course, the fang boss also deeply understands that this is not the best. Because there is no fierce battle, most of the greens can't lift their spirits, and waaagh is also weak. Therefore, compared with some of the same kind, the development of the fang tribe can only be regarded as a medium speed.
"Dear boy, I'm your boss, tusks!" Then he took a deep breath and let out a deafening roar with a super-large voice and super-strong lungs that frightened all the beasts: "WAAAGH!!!!!!"
All the green-skinned orcs were excited. The boss of their followers began to roar. The orc bodyguards and followers in charge of security not far away also joined the roar excitedly. They shouted while shooting guns into the air. (There was a sudden boy who was too excited, one He shot around and shouted. He was really happy, but it didn't take long for him to be hit by other sudden kids.) The voice spread farther and farther, and the working orc put down the work at hand and began to shout; the sleeping orc was woken up and joined it angrily; the mad doctor in the operating room heard it, and while waved the scalpel and poked the unlucky green boy on the operating table, he began to roar. For a moment, all the orcs began to let go of their voices and screaming. The loud noise like a flood resounded through the sky at this moment, as if the whole of Texas was roaring. At this time, any language lost its power in the land of Texas, and there was only one word between heaven and earth.
WAAAGH!!
The world seemed to tremble under this violent roar.
This terrible, violent roar lasted for five minutes. There was chaos in Li's team channel. Almost all the team members were confused. They were all asking the same question. What's wrong? Are the orcs collectively crazy?
Li sighed: "Don't think too much. The greens just want to say hello to us."
"Gy-me?"
"Yes, the word waaagh, means very simple in orc language, 'we're coming', that's what it means. Don't think too much. We will soon be able to send these green skins to meet their hairy second brother. The teams begin to calculate the time when you hear the roar. Such a large-scale roar will most of the first from the chiefs of the orcs, and then arouse a response from the whole Texas orcs. If it starts at one point, and then expands around. Spreading, by hearing the sound in a different chronological order, we should be able to roughly infer the place where the initial roar was made by cross-location method, which is mostly the position of the enemy's head activity. It doesn't have to be too precise. We only need a general range.
The data quickly gathered in front of Li from various teams. In the blink of an eye, Ferrant drew a circle on the map.
Li quickly selected a position, and the order reached the teams. "Each team immediately moved towards the target."
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And in the venue of the greens, the serious meeting has just begun.
"I'm the boss of fangs! It's the strongest, most powerful and most flavorful fangs!" The fang boss said happily, "I called you green skins and you guys in front of me because I'm happy. I think it's meaningless to be happy alone, so I'll tell you the happy things and make you happy for me. The happiest thing is that I just found out. Now I know that we have so many kids! Even there are so many little leaders. In this way, I'm not the boss, I'm the chief! I have been promoted! I will promote myself! Job! La!" Seeing that the little leaders below did not react, the fangs asked angrily, "I'm the chief. Aren't you happy?"
"Ula, Ula!!!"
"Oh, oh, oh, the tusks chief is the strongest, the tusks chief is the most violent, and the tusks chief is the most stinky!"
"Happy, happy, we are green, I'm so happy today."
The fang chief is very satisfied with the rapid reaction of his subordinates. He said generously, "My fang chief is the most righteous. I won't forget you. I have become the chief, and you little leaders have become bosses!"
The bosses cheered feebly. In fact, they have long been the bosses. Except for the tusks, no little brother dares to call them "little leaders".
"Well, there are still many happy things, that is, our Dangdangxiang big technician has been disinated by human beings!"
The orcs have habitually cheered, "I'm ashes!"
Wait, wait, what's so happy about our great technician being ashes? This may be a good thing for the technicians, because some of them can take over the position of great technicians, but what are the other greens happy about?
The tusks chief is very satisfied with the expressions of these children. This expression is like the expression of an orc opening a collection of poems. They don't understand what is written in the book at all, and this is the effect that the tusks chief expects, so the tusks chief said, "Human shrimp has a good saying, the old one doesn't go, and the new one doesn't come. Dangdang sound is ashes, and we need a new big technician!"
"Ula, WAAAGH!"
"Oh, oh, oh, new big technician, new thing!"
"How nice it would be if it was the tusks boss who was ashes? I want to be the new boss!"
The fang boss blinked his eyes. He seemed to hear something just now, but the voice was so noisy that he didn't hear it clearly. But forget it, there are still happy things to say, "The happy things are not over yet, that is, our Dangdangxiang big technician has been grayed by human beings!"
A green skin carefully reminded him, "The tusks boss..."
The fangs had a good temper and said, "It's the chief, the fang chief!"
"Yes, fangs chief, you just said this happy thing."
"I know," the fang boss said solemnly, "One thing, can't we be happy twice?"
The orcs closed their mouths, but they couldn't help guessing that the fangs chief had a grudge against the Dangdang big technician?
"You are all idiots! Don't you know that the big technician was ashesed by the human shrimp. The human shrimp is very weak, and the juice explodes as soon as you pinch it. It's not interesting, but this time it's different, because there are still a lot of shrimps! The little shrimp has also become very bold. They dare to take the initiative to fight against the big technician. Some small shrimps rushed over, some fell from the sky, and some came out dancing!"
"Wow, it's so ferocious that you dare to dance and rush to the big technician!"
"These little shrimps are so arrogant that I don't dance on the battlefield. No matter how happy I am, no matter how pleasant the sound of guns is, I can't stand it!"
"How dare you grab the limelight with us, kill these little shrimps, and completely overturn them!"
In a short time, this voice gathered, which completely reflected the voice of the green skins.
"Car! Car! The car!"
"Battle! War! War!"
"Explosion [juice]! Explosion [juice]! Explosion [juice]
"Yes, you idiots are right! We are going to completely overturn them and turn the shrimps into scum! Pinch all those little shrimps and burst the juice! But how should we drive in that direction? That's why I asked you to come here. We are going to have a combat meeting. We have to have a little strategy. I'm not a fool. I'm a wise orc!"
Ah, yes, yes, the bosses nodded one after another. Now that everyone has been promoted, it is indeed a little different from before. It should be a little strategic, but what is this thing like a combat meeting? I haven't done it. Shouldn't everyone rush forward happily, turn over the enemy's car and blow up their juice?
So the bosses began to meditate. For a long time, their skulls hurt, and no one spoke.
"Well, I have an opinion."
The tusks chief was very happy. Finally, someone spoke. At a glance, it turned out to be his new follower, Zhan Zhan.
"Zhan Zhan, what do you want to fart?"
The novelist orc is indeed a little smarter than ordinary orcs. He said boldly, "I think we should attack the East!" The car overturned the enemy in the east!"
Naturally, there are also orcs who sing the opposite tune, "Why is it better in the East and the South?"
"I like the West."
"Do you want to go north-northwest?"
"North by Northwest? What direction is this?"
"Enough is enough. Stop me and listen to what Zhan Zhan said. Zhan, I ask you, why do you want to go to the Oriental Car?"
"Because the East is the place where the big fireball rises, every morning, everyone will get up and rush to the big fireball, so that you won't be confused about the direction!"
This sentence is like a super bomb, which shocked all the orcs present!
Brother, this battle is so fucking right! I didn't expect such a smart beast in our tribe!
The biggest problem of orcs is that they always don't think about other problems when fighting, just follow the boss. And the boss won't think too much about it. The boss often shouts, let's rush to the north! Then they took a group of green skins to charge to the south. Yes, many bosses couldn't figure out the southeast and northwest at all. They just shouted like this and felt very cool, and what the bosses really did was to rush to a place with many enemies. Except for some particularly cunning orc bosses, most orc bosses only think of making a combat plan when bullets fly overhead. As for those trivial things, such as exploring the way, finding the enemy, replenishing and protecting the flanks (if they know the concept of flanks), just leave them to the younger brothers to take care of them (the problem is that the younger brothers will also think that these things are left to the fart spirit, so that they will be pushed down step by step, and later all the green skins will happily find that the problem is eliminated. Lost...)
And this kind of problem is often expressed in this form, that is, the orcs fight back and go, and the happy car overturns one after another. Finally, they suddenly find that they circle and return to the starting point, and there is no one nearby that can overturn. Or when fighting, the team will naturally disperse.
And this brings the most serious consequences, that is, the pleasant fight can't go on!
Whether it is to go back to the starting point, so that there is no opponent who can be overturned around, or the team is more and more scattered, the bosses did not follow the buttocks of the fangs. They were so happy that they took their little brothers to chase their favorite shrimps. But in this way, even if you see an opponent who can overturn the car, because there are too many shrimps, the beasts must follow the smart boss strategy (there is no word failure in the orc dictionary, and the orcs will never lose!).
Whether no one can overturn the car, or if others are too strong and overturned by the car, it is a very annoying thing for beasts. The green skin that no one goes to the car over is lonely green skin, lonely green skin, and unhappy green skin. The green skin turned over by a car is a dead green skin, and it is a green skin that makes others happy. It's not good.
Just like a person walking on the beach, if there is no clear goal, then the footsteps are mostly messy. Such a profound truth, orcs will not understand, but now there is a smart orc "war" with a novelist's mind among the orcs. He gives the orcs a clear goal, driving all the way to the east and chasing the fireball that has just risen from the sky!
The bosses began to sincerely express their admiration: "Okay, the chief is the smartest, even the follower is smart!"
Some bosses are excited, because he has thought about how he should spend his life in the future. He goes all the way to the morning sun every morning. What a beautiful mood, what a beautiful life. But he couldn't say such a thing, so he could only shout: "Every day when you get up, you will skim the big strip, you will eat the jump, and if you eat the jump, you will chase the big fireball!" WAAAGH!!"
Some green skins are self-calated, and they are old-fashioned. They stroke their palms and sigh, "Miao, Miao, the chief's plan of the little brother is really mysterious. It's really mysterious, wonderful and wonderful."
The orc with good news interrupted, "What's so good about this? Can you tell me about it?"
The old-fashioned orc asked with a treacherous smile, "Don't you understand?"
The good orc replied honestly, "I really don't understand. Can you tell me?"
"You know this thing, you just know it. If you don't understand, then you don't understand. If you understand, you understand. If you don't understand, you don't understand even if you say it.
The good orc suddenly shook his body. He had been dizzy, and he only felt that four big words gradually appeared in his mind - good! Deep! Oh! Ah!