Chapter 58 One old, one small and two cunning foxes
The battle of the young commander!
This is the tone set by the media for Chelsea's away trip to Real Madrid in Group A of the UEFA Champions League on September 13th!
43-year-old Jose Mourinho and 22-year-old Li Tongfan, although the age difference is 21 years, they are rare in the field of football coaches!
For the media, Mu Kuangren's big mouth that others can never predict what he will say in the next moment is priceless. For them who like to make all kinds of alarmist news, the words and deeds of the madman are golden signs that ensure that newspapers are out of stock!
And now, there is a madman Li who is no less than a madman!
The world is even more lively!
The arrogant words and deeds of the madman Li were vividly reflected in less than three months of his papal family in Madrid. The "[***] All kinds of disobedency" column set up by Li Tongfan in the Marca newspaper is like a news maker, so that there is such a "law" circulating in the Madrid media: if a sports news reporter doesn't read Li Tongfan's column more than a dozen times a day and is familiar with it, then he is definitely not a professional. Football reporter!
Nowadays, madmen and madmen come together. This is definitely a big event like Mars hitting the earth!
The media personnel with rapid adrenal secretion gathered at the Bernabeu Stadium of Madrid Sports City and Chelsea for pre-match training. They held various slogans and asked Mourinho and Li Tongfan to be interviewed!
"Protest, we have the right to know and interview..." An uncle with glasses and beard jumped up and down behind the barbed wire!
"I strongly urge you to interview Li Tongfan and hand over Li Tongfan..." A turbulent and cool blonde beauty in summer clothes kicked the barbed wire with her bright red high heels!
"Give over Li Tongfan... Hand over Li Tongfan..."
"We want to interview...We want to interview..."
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Madrid Sports City!
Head coach Li Tongfan's office!
Calderon's royal female translator Alex is conveying the chairman's will to Lao Li with a "killing" face with a smile and charming eyes: "Dear Li, I hope you can take time to exchange your feelings about the game with your friends in the media. This is related to the image of the club!"
Calderon, damn you, are you really brain-damaged?
After listening to it, Li Tongfan couldn't help slandering: Exchange with the media about the game? What do those selling dogs who only know how to show off sour literary talent can feel about the game? Is it true that you want to find a just excuse to arrange this coach?
Seeing that this chairman, a lawyer full of fame and money, "sold" himself without hesitation for his reputation in the press, Li Tongfan now has an inhuman resentment entrusted by his little daughter-in-law!
" OK, I agree to hold a press conference!" Lao Li gritted his teeth and replied, "But there is only 15 minutes."
For the sake of the "harmony" of the club, since the chairman raised the problem to the height of the image of the Real Madrid Club, it is okay to sell him some face. On the other hand, if you have always adopted a non-violent and uncooperative attitude, the immoral media will not know what sensational fantasy they will do to stink themselves!
"No problem," Alex Qiubo Meimei: "The press conference will be held at 3 p.m. I hope you can attend on time!"
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At 15:00 p.m. local time in Spain, the press conference was officially held in the Real Madrid Press Hall.
When Li Tongfan walked into the hall in a tight suit and leather shoes with super tyrannosaurus sunglasses, everyone was stunned: Is the future warrior coming?
Wow...
The flash of the camera is like a white bolt shining all over the sky. One by one, the black microphone is like the barrel of the M5 sniper rifle handed over. If you don't say something that satisfies this group of journalists who are more paranoid than the old professor of archaeology, you will wait for the three-page lace tabl of the Madrid citizens the next day. Look at your gossip and **...
After Li Tongfan sat down, the reporters began to throw the already prepared sweet bait:
"Many Real Madrid fans think that you can easily win Mourinho's Chelsea at home," STAR reporter took the lead: "What do you think of this game?"
"Mourinho and you are both handsome young coaches and famous," the strange uncle of the shooting magazine was lustfully ** Lao Li: "What do you think of Mourinho?"
"Didil Drogba thinks that they can easily get a planned victory in Bernabeu tomorrow night. Do you agree with him?" The reporter of the team newspaper began to sow discord!
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Li Tongfan sat on the rostrum, facing the fierce reporters who wanted to jump up and bite a few times. He smiled, hurriedly took out a piece of manuscript paper from his pocket, shook it, and read it into the microphone: "Mourinho is a great coach, Real Madrid is a great club, and tomorrow's comparison The game will be a tough game for both sides..."
The reporters are dumbfounded!
Li Tongfan read it while secretly enjoying himself in his heart: Do you want me to fall down? Wow, I underestimate this head coach! I happened to use your mouth to show weakness to General Mu. I hope that this crazy Portuguese, who dared to raise his middle finger in the face of Shangyanjing, will capsized inadvertently!
"Mourinho's performance is enough for all the head coaches to look up. I'm his crazy fan..." Li Tongfan continued to perform on the rostrum: "Chelsea is invincible, Real Madrid is invincible, Chelsea's defense is stable, Real Madrid is solid, majestic Chelsea, strong Madrid... ...”
The reporters vomited blood!
This is not a press conference. It's simply the speech report of this shameless man named Li Tongfan! Even if reporters don't come to the press conference, they can write these things with their own toes...
Someone has stared at the young coach of Real Madrid and began to leave...
When Li Tongfan finished reading the manuscript happily, he looked up and found that only Ruben, the reporter of Marca, and a small intern reporter of As were snoring. Hundreds of other reporters had long run away, and the news hall, which was extremely crowded, was empty and echoed... ...
Haha, Li Tongfan hung a silvery smile on the corners of his mouth: Let you bother the labor, and I will bother you to death this time...
Alex, a female translator, stared at Li Tongfan with her eyes as if she were looking at a ghost. She had seen a lot of shameless people, and it was the first time she had seen such a shameless person!
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Unlike Li Tongfan's initiative to show weakness, Mourinho adhered to the true nature of his madman in an interview with reporters. Where did the major media get what they wanted in Mu Madman:
Every Mirror: Mourinho thinks that Li Tongfan is very young, but that's all;
Kicker Magazine: Real Madrid is just an irrelevant episode on Mourinho's way to win the Champions League. The madman vowed to win back the Big Ear Cup for the second time;
The Sun: Real Madrid coach Li Tongfan turned out to be Mourinho's fanatic FANS. Jose is full of confidence to predict the final score 0:3;
The Star: Li Tongfan believes that Drogba can score goals on the night of the Bernabeu, and the Galactic Battleship defense system will face serious challenges from Irdite Warcraft;
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Whether the above is the original words of Mr. Mu or the reporters, in a word, for the Real Madrid players, the little flame of anger in their hearts has been ignited. The little Zhengtai rubbed their hands one by one, vowing to make the mad uncle pay the price, and also to let the "serious lack of self-confidence" Coach Li Tongfan saw the strength of his players clearly, so as to prevent this "soft bone" guy from continuing to "strengthen others' ambition and destroy his prestige"...
Li Tongfan stood on the side of the training ground and looked at the hammers on the court one by one, smiling gloomily. The expected goal has been achieved. His weakness is not to be afraid of Chelsea. On the one hand, it is to make the ambitious crazy uncle despise him, and on the other hand, it is to provoke these hammers!
You should know that the next game is different from the game on September 9 and Barcelona. The atmosphere of the Spanish national derby never needs to be mobilized. Every Real Madrid player knows what kind of mentality they should play, but in the face of Chelsea, another team from the English Super League, the hammers' hearts The blood gas in it may weaken a little, so Lao Li must take some strong medicine. This is a very naive psychological war, but it is just right to use it as Lao Li...
Of course, the arrogant remarks of the Chelsea coach are also a psychological war. In Mu Kuangren's view, the more young people are, the more they will care about their peers' views on themselves. As long as the young Real Madrid coach is stimulated into a volcanic crater that is about to erupt, then Li Tongfan, who is eager to prove himself, will certainly score goals at all costs, and For Chelsea, the last thing they are afraid of is to attack...
One old, one small and two cunning foxes!
When Li Tongfan returned to the office, he suddenly remembered another thing, so he picked up his pen and drafted another article, which was quickly sent to the "my own people" and reporter Ruben's shoes, asking him to arrange the "Specializing in all kinds of disobedentment" column published in the Marca as soon as possible, and agreed that the major media should reprint the article...
Lao Li's "meat bones" were quickly divided up by the swarming media, so soon everyone saw such a "intentionally sinister" article:
"Real Madrid head coach Li Tongfan said that there is a great soldier worthy of his respect in the Blues camp, that is, the Ukrainian Shepchenko. The ability and professionalism of the nuclear warhead are models for every player. Such a player deserves a starting list - if he is Mourinho... ...”
Separation Meter!
There is only one position of the center in the 4-3-3 system of Mu Madman, Warcraft and nuclear warheads. Who will be the starting line-up?
I heard that Chelsea's rich boss Abu is very fond of this Ukrainian nuclear warhead, and the madman uncle... doesn't seem to have a cold!
People's hearts are the most subtle things. Plant a small seed and you will soon bear unexpected fruits!
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Disappointed the tubes, and today is still the way to pave the way! It should be a little more to write about the game from tomorrow, but Xiaodao strongly recommends that you watch it at about 10 p.m.!