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Chapter 59 Busy ESPN Uncle Zhan Jun

On September 13, at 19:00 p.m. local time in Madrid, Spain, a highlight of Group A of the UEFA Champions League - the Premier League giant Blues Chelsea' away challenge to Real Madrid officially kicked off!

The referee Alexander Sandro blew the whistle at the beginning of the game on time! The visiting team Chelsea took the lead in kick-off!

"African Andy Lau" Didier Drogba hit the ball back and handed it to the foot of Frank Lampard, the Blues' "divine lamp". After receiving the ball, Lampard passed the ball directly to the right rib of Real Madrid's penalty area near the middle circle. There, the 21-year-old Dutch Peter Pan Robben, who had obvious signs of aging, was already inserted in place. Gently remove the ball with your toes, and the fake action changes to the left Tianzun of Real Madrid and the "King of Heavy Cannons" Robert Carlos, who shakes up and pushes up, cuts horizontally and hits the door directly!

Peter Rother Robben's series of movements are fast and fast. After a continuous high-speed center of gravity change, it was easily opened in the middle of the Real Madrid defenders. Fortunately, the head of Casillas reacted quickly and sideways poked the fluttering ball out of the bottom line with his fingertips...

Less than 30 seconds after the opening, Chelsea almost captured the Bernard Ukraine Stadium with the simplest cooperation! Many fans in the stand have not yet warmed the seats under their buttocks, and the Blues have won a corner kick!

It was not until this time that ESPN commentator Uncle Zhan Jun began to interpret the starting list of the two teams to the fans in front of the TV: "Good evening, dear viewers! You are watching the live broadcast of the 06-07 UEFA Champions League Group A Chelsea away challenge to Real Madrid. I'm the commentator Zhan Jun. First of all, I would like to introduce the starting list of the two teams... Look at this ball first... Danger... Robben's shot!!!! Casillas blocked the ball out of the bottom line... At the beginning of the game, the Blues Chelsea took the lead and won a corner kick! Wow, from the slow motion, the defenders of Real Madrid are obviously not focused. In the face of a team like Chelsea, any mistake is fatal..."

is different from the straight and flat commentary style of CCTV5 football commentators. Although Uncle Zhan Jun of ESPN's congenital voice is a little broken, it is full of ** in the commentary, and there are fewer scruples between words, so it is deeply loved by the majority of fans.

At the beginning of the game, Uncle Zhan Jun introduced the starting list of the two teams as usual. As a result, the old man's opening remarks had not yet begun, and Chelsea's wonderful attack interrupted his thoughts: "We saw that the head coach of Real Madrid was very angry on the sidelines. It seems that Li Tongfan was extremely angry about the team's mistake. Dissatisfied... Chelsea's corner kick was taken by Lampard. Terry and Drogba, who have strong header ability, have stood in the penalty area of Real Madrid... The ball opened forward... Drogba... Drogba headed the ball and rubbed... Header... The ball wiped the crossbar out of the bottom line!"

The players of the two teams in the penalty area of Real Madrid hugged each other affectionately. After being pulled down by the opposing players, Jor Luca was almost trampled into a Croatian-style meat stuffing by the crowd. It was played back in slow motion. In the end, it was Terry, the captain of Chelsea, who grabbed the header!

"... Blue Army captain Terry grabbed the ball, and Drogba rubbed forward and backward... Wow, Cannavaro came up... At the beginning of the game, Chelsea, the away game, seemed to be more aggressive!"

Indeed, as Uncle Zhan Jun said, Chelsea has made two very threatening shots in less than three minutes of the opening. If it hadn't been for the help of St. Cassie and the crossbar, I'm afraid the score on the field would have become 0:2!

In the exclamation of more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans, head coach Li Tongfan stood on the edge of the court and cursed at the Real Madrid defender!

There is a reason why Lao Li is so excited!

When arranging tactics in the locker room before the game, Li Tongfan repeatedly reminded Joel Luke and Ramos that they must concentrate, especially ten minutes before the opening. Because by watching the video of Chelsea's game, Lao Li found that the opponent's goals usually occurred at the beginning of the game, the end of the first half, and the injury time of the whole game!

Who knows that the muscular hammers didn't listen to their own words at all!

So Li Tongfan performed extremely well when Robben shot for the first time**!

This feeling is like a math teacher repeatedly emphasizing that a question about trigonometric functions will definitely be tested before the exam. As a result, when reading the paper, it was found that none of the more than 100 students did this original question!

Damn it, if you keep kicking like this, I will buy all these hammers cheaply in the legendary Shanxi small coal kiln to dig coal, and have a good experience of the life of manual workers in a harmonious socialist society!

After...

Maybe Li Tongfan's head shot played a role, or old Li Hu's body shook and released the full-level "brain-awakening technique". The hammers on the defense line of Real Madrid finally played a normal level and gradually moved back to the unfavorable situation on the field!

Uncle Zhan Jun tirelessly continued his unfinished career: "Continue to introduce the starting lineup of both sides to the audience. The home team Real Madrid goalkeeper Casillas, and the defender line from left to right are Brazilian Robert Carlos, Italian national team captain Cannavaro, and Croatian rookie Joel. Luca and Sergio Ramos, back-back David Beckham, both forwards are Spanish winger Reyes and Argentine young player Higuain, who are on loan from Arsenal, front-back Guti, and the front line is Dutchman Van Nistelrooy and the alien Ronaldo who scored 8 goals in three rounds this season..."

Real Madrid captain Raul was suspended for three weeks due to an injury in the match against Barcelona. Robinho cut his right arm in training and missed the game. Therefore, Lao Li replaced Brazil's white-toothed handsome boy with Argentina's little Zhengtai Higuain!

On the bench of Real Madrid, there are a group of "two ancestors of the stadiums" such as Marcelo with Sakyamuni's hairstyle, the long-haired "Redondo II" Fernando Gago, the Malian waist of the Malian waist Mohammed Diarra, and the Croatian "Kluyff II" Modric!

"It is the visiting blue Chelsea who attacked from left to right on the court," Uncle Zhan Jun continued: "Chelsea's starting lineup: goalkeeper Czech goalkeeper Cech, the guard line from left to right is Ashley Cole, who has just transferred from Arsenal this season, Portuguese Carvalho, captain Terry and Dutch player Boraluz. , midfielder Maclele, midfielder Essien, Barak and Lampard, striker Drogba and Dutch Peter Pan Robben..."

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