The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 13 Men's Disaster

"I took a nap in the male prison camp for a while, but after all, this is a place of right and wrong. I quickly commanded everyone to carry things to the south. As for the jailers and camps, I tied them up and locked them in the cell. If I want to be found, it will be at least a day later.

According to the original plan, we marched in the opposite direction of the daughter's country. In front of Tianzhang Fuxiao, there was a village and town in front of us. I asked Wu Ying to explore how many people there were. Wu Ying waved his hand and said, "Qi platoon leader, execute the order." Qi Xiaohuan said, "Yes!" Then he led a class of people to go.

I looked at Wu Ying and smiled and said, "Your boy is quite good at selling big fish and eating small fish now."

Wu Ying laughed and said, "I want to give them more opportunities to exercise."

After a while, Qi Xiaohuan came back and said, "It's a big village with more than 1,000 families. I didn't disturb them."

I said, "Well done, you will be responsible for the investigation in the future." I discussed with Geng Ling: "Do you want to go through it directly or go around?" Geng Ling said, "Brothers are still wearing prison clothes, and they have to be eye-catching everywhere at dawn. I want to say that we have to "borrow" clothes from the common people here."

Yu Manli was worried, "Will they lend it to us?"

Liu Siang squeezed his eyes and said, "They have to borrow it. If they don't borrow it, they have to borrow it."

I looked at Yu Manli and said, "Bai is so big that he is not even as good as a woman as Liu Silao." Yu Manli said, "She used to be an official. How can I compare?" Liu Si'ao said, "Don't call me Si'ao anymore. My name is Liu Jing." I waved my hand and said, "Okay, let's borrow clothes from the people!" These people knew elegance when they heard the string song. Originally, they were not serious. They frowned together and said, "Okay." But I made it clear--... I said loudly, "It's polite to borrow, and it can only be limited to clothes. Don't be interested in money, let alone be angry!"

Yu Manli whispered, "You just need to be optimistic about Liu Silao. What's the heart of our man's family?"

A group of people rushed into the village. When they saw the clothes on the drying pole, they reached out and took them. The bold man rushed directly into the house and rummaged through the boxes and cupboards. It can be imagined that there was a team of more than 1,000 people. In an instant, the quiet village was made a smoky chicken Although he didn't dare to resist, he cursed with his waist.

For a while, several village girls helped an old lady to see me tremblingly. The old lady was probably just awakened from the quilt. After finally figuring out the situation, she said repeatedly, "Hero, hero, spare my life."

The village girls said, "This is our patriarch, and we want to negotiate with your leader."

I hurried forward to hold him and said politely, "Old lady, don't be afraid. We really can't help it. Don't worry, we will ask for a few clothes, and nothing else will move." Although this is not China, the tradition of respecting the old and loving the young cannot be forgotten.

The old lady's eyes were dizzy. She grabbed my arm and said, "Daughter, we are so remote. We really don't have what you want."

Geng Ling whispered in my ear, "Dear, it's usually what the common people call bandits."

I rolled my eyes and said, "Damn it, you are even a female bandit?" I stretched out my hand and shook it in front of the old lady and said, "You're optimistic. We are men."

"Ah?" The old lady was demented for a long time, and finally realized the correct word for bandits to call us: "Good man, show mercy."

I couldn't laugh or cry, "Daughter, we are not bandits."

The old lady was shocked and said, "Neither am I!" The aunt was wrong... Qi Xiaohuan came to me and whispered, "Brother Long, this village is poor enough. On average, there are no three or four clothes per family."

I wondered, "Isn't this very close to the capital? The people are so poor?" Qi Xiaohuan said, "Isn't this going to war with Hejis Daqilu? The young and strong women in the village went to war. No one farmed, and those left were all old, weak, sick and disabled.

After listening to it, I couldn't bear it and said to Geng Ling, "Give me the money."

Geng Ling said, "What kind of money do you give?"

"Give them as much as they want." Oh." Geng Ling answered, took out a piece of gold and put it in the old patriarch's hand: "Is this enough?"

The old lady didn't expect that the bandits would give money after robbing things. She weighed the weight of the gold and was so happy that she didn't care about it. She kept saying, "Enough, that's enough."

I was discouraged and said, "Told everyone to close the team and continue on the journey."

As a result, at the call of the old patriarch, the whole village gathered at the entrance of the village to give us a farewell ceremony. Many people asked earnestly, "When will the good men come again?" This operation only confiscated or bought less than 300 sets of clothes, which were changed by a few sparse people, and the others were still wearing prison clothes, making our team look more tragic in exile. Qi Xiaohuan said to me halfway, "Brother Long, we have more than a dozen more people.

I said strangely, "How many?"

Qi Xiaohuan said, "They are all villagers in that village, raising boys. Seeing that we don't beat or scold the locals, they are all willing to come with us."

"Child raising a boy?" I immediately had no teacher: "Is it the same as the child's daughter-in-law?"

Qi Xiaohuan said, "There are also those that have been abducted and sold. The village is so poor that many women can't afford to marry men, so they spend money to buy from traffickers."

I was messed up by thunder. What does it mean that I can't afford to marry a man? Then I was also worried. It seems that no matter in my daughter's country or where, no one wants to be with you without a car or a house, but the traffickers are hateful everywhere! I said indignantly, "If you want to follow us, take it with you!"

Qi Xiaohuan said, "I have promised them." He said sadly, "When I see them, I think of my own life. If I had met Brother Long earlier, I wouldn't have to suffer for those years."

Yu Manli also said angrily, "If I had known, I shouldn't have given them money. She said that we were bandits. What should we be polite to them?"

I said, "Remember, we are not bandits. In the future, I will set a rule that no matter where we go, we are not allowed to take a needle and thread from the masses, and we have to pay according to the price. We were forced to be forced to kill us. Even if the court wants to kill us, we can't give It's also a way back if you miss us.

Geng Ling said, "Xiao Long did it right."

Liu Jing smiled and said, "It's really rare for a man to have such insight."

I was stunned and said, "What is this? I will let you see real men in the future."

Yu Manli said excitedly, "Don't say anything else, it's too powerful for Brother Long to kill back to the male prison camp. What did Brother Long think of it?"

I disdained to say, "This trick is bullshit. It's all in third-rate novels, and you are still a treasure." Then I smiled and said, "But it's enough to deal with women."

Liu Jing was not convinced and said, "You are so clever. There are many female generals who can fight in your daughter's country. You haven't met them."

I waved my hand and said, "Okay, let's not discuss the issue of men and women. In the final analysis, this is the real contradiction within the people. Men can't live without women, and women can't live without men."

Liu Jing curled his lips and said, "Who can't live without a man?"

Yu Manli also said tit-for-tat, "No one can live without women."

I raised my hand and said, "I can't live without women!" This is the truth. As long as before I had spermatorrhea for the first time, I loved to pay attention to beautiful girls. When I was a child, I robbed them for candy. When I was in elementary school, I grabbed their little braids and wrote love letters for them in middle school. When I arrived in college, I began to hunt and figure out I like to watch large-scale things. Even when I buy socks on Taobao, I like to deal with female merchants. That "kiss" shouts you softly. If you don't buy a three- or five hundred yuan sock, you will be embarrassed to go offline.

In a word, it is because of women that men are willing to live a long and healthy life. How boring the world would be without women!

Who knows that after I said this, Wu Ying and Yu Manli looked at me with strange eyes. Finally, Yu Manli couldn't help coming over and whispering, "Brother Long, you're not really doing that, are you..."

I'm speechless. Is it such a big sin to like women? I hummed and said, "I will make you like women sooner or later."

Yu Manli covered her face: "Oh, Brother Long, you are so ashamed."

I'm speechless again...

Fortunately, no matter what the self-positioning is, the man is a man after all. We worked hard to drive, and finally left the capital far behind in the afternoon. In the afternoon, we had probably run out of forty or fifty miles, and a continuous mountain appeared in front of us.

At this time, everyone's physical strength finally reached the limit. I asked everyone to eat and rest in place. While discussing the future plans with Geng Ling, Geng Ling said, "From now on, it is Yecheng to the west, but it is difficult for so many of us to hide our deeds. Yecheng can't go. To the east is Turn over the mountain.

I said, "What about after crossing the mountain?"

Geng Ling said, "I've thought about it. Daughter's country can't tolerate us. At present, the only way out is to go to other countries to join the army."

"In the army?"

"Yes, although the federal continent and the Heggis mainland have not officially started a war, the smoke of gunpowder has begun. The war in the countries of the federal continent is tight, which is the time when the military resources are needed. To the west of the daughter country is the 18-state alliance with the Heggis Empire only across the Black Forest If these people go to join the army, they must be desperate.

Yu Manli said in panic, "Are you going to war? Is there no other way out?"

Geng Ling said, "Our trouble is already a rebellion in the eyes of the court. Even if we want to be a civilian, we can't get it. It's better to simply see how men in other countries live."

"This..." I didn't say anything. If I want to go back, it seems that I have to fall on Su Jing's bracelet and daughter. If I do what Geng Ling said, won't I stay in the federal continent forever?

At this moment, I suddenly heard a gong in the woods in front of me, and about 100 people gushed out from it. The leading woman carried a double knife on her back, tied a ribbon on her forehead, and inserted three peacocks to the wind. The woman lay lazily on the saddle bridge, and a pair of phoen The servant took a flower gun in his hand and sat upright on the horse. He said with no expression like reading the text, "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to fight this, you can stay and buy money. If your teeth collapse, I will kill or bury it."

I was stunned and said, "What's the matter? There are also tolls?"

Geng Ling leaned in my ear and said, "We have met a real bandit!"