Journey to the New South

Chapter 36: What's flying all over the sky and emerging from the earth

As Delis said, Orientals are strong in the hearts of the public. Many people saw that two people bought health clothes, so they also bought them. Fat is smiling, Delis and Dumb. I'm so busy all of a sudden.

Zodan saw this scene. He said, "I really don't know if the sports clothes are so magical. This is the first time I've heard that this dress can cure diseases."

Feng Qi said, "Gang, if you like it. Then let's buy one. In case someone has backache and leg cramps, it can also be cured. The key is to make a novelty.

Zodan said, "That's not necessary. We have wrapped the fat doctor for half a year, and he will treat us if there is any discomfort. Besides, how can you prepare for illness as you said? Isn't that cursing yourself for getting sick?

Ci Xuan said, "That's what the godmother said. The sports clothes are mainly for the treatment of backache and leg cramps. It also treats the disorder of the urinary system. None of us have these problems. The eldest brother's kidney disease and rheumatism have to be adjusted by the medicine of the doctor who is fat and laughing. It's useless for us to buy sports clothes.

Feng Qi said, "Yes, other things can be prepared. If this cure is prepared, it's like curing yourself for those diseases. I won't buy it. Anyway, we don't have much money left.

Zaodan said, "Then I want to buy some sleeping pills. Anyway, it's not much money. Sometimes I can't sleep at night.

Feng Qi smiled and said, "Gang, I think that fat doctor who is laughing is good to you. It's praising you for your beauty and giving you a Western handkerchief. It's good for you. Isn't it ready-made if you ask him for a few boxes of sleeping pills?

Zaodan said shyly, "This child, you said. If he is really kind to me, he shouldn't ask for so much money. It was said that he needed fifty taels of silver less, but he was asked to provide him with food and shelter, but it was still the same thing. It seems that he is not the one who suffers losses. But? He will probably give me a few boxes of sleeping pills. Don't do it for nothing."

Ci Xuan and Feng Qi smiled. Zaodan went to find Fat and laughed for sleeping pills. Fat smiled and saw that it was Zaodan. He happily gave ten boxes of sleeping pills to Zaodan and gave him a caring reminder. Zaodan's face also smiled.

Zodan came over with ten boxes of sleeping pills and said to Cixuan and Feng Qi, "I said, don't want it for nothing. Well, ten boxes of sleeping pills have arrived. Save some money if you can. You have to take advantage of what should be taken."

Ci Xuan and Feng Qi smiled. Ci Xuan said, "Gunni, look at the fat doctor over there, looking at you intently!" Zaodan looked back and found that it was true. Fat looked at Zaodan with a smile and looked at him. He bowed his head awkwardly and avoided Zaodan's eyes.

"Ouch, dear Mr. Fat Smile, I have known you for so many years, and it is the first time I have seen you look at a woman like this. Since you praised him as a beautiful woman in public, I have guessed what you are thinking. It seems that you are ready to end your single life. Delis said with a smile in English.

"Sud, smart Miss Delis, you are right. Nothing can be hidden from you. Usually, when I see you and Dumb kissing me, I feel very lonely. When I first saw the Sigan girl, I felt that she was God's partner for me. Fatty replied in English with a smile.

"But I want to remind you, Mr. Fat is smiling. Maybe she still has a husband. Besides, she has just said that she and her two godson are going far away. Do you want to follow her too?" Delis said.

"No, I won't go far away with her. Because I am confident that she will stay in Myanmar for me. She should not have a husband, otherwise her husband will stand beside her at this time. When a married woman goes far away but her husband is not around, it only means that her husband has left her. She is such an unfortunate woman, and her son also died of illness. Fat said with a smile.

"It seems that Mr. Fat Smile is serious, so I wish you can achieve your wish as soon as possible. Today's charity sale was very successful, and drugs and sports clothes were sold out. In addition to the cost and today's venue fee, we can still earn some. Delis said with a smile.

"In ten days, there will be such a market in Dongzhi City. At that time, it will be you and A Dai to carry out the charity sale. I hope you can earn more than now. All right, Miss Delis. Our event should be over. You can announce the end. Fat said with a smile.

Dreys nodded and walked to the center of the stage. He smiled and said to the people under the stage in Burmese, "Dear friends. That's all for today's charity sale. I know there are still many people who need our help, but you see, it's getting late. It's time for us to break up. In ten days, we will set up a table here at the next market.

As soon as the people under the stage heard this, they dispersed one after another. Dumb and Delis began to pack up their things. Fat walked to Cixuan with a smile and said, "Now the signature has been signed. I'll listen to you. In the next six months, I will carefully treat this stubborn disease of this Han young man. Of course, if there is any discomfort between this monk and this Shand girl, I will treat it carefully.

Zaodan said, "Then go home and get ready. We are leaving Dongzhi City soon.

Pang said with a smile, "How can I go today? It's already late. I think you'd better go to my place in Dongzhi. I have given everything that should be explained to Delis, and I just need to take my big medicine gourd. My big medicinal gourd is full of pharmaceutical raw materials. I can make a variety of drugs at any time. I put the big medicine gourd in my house. It seems that it is going to follow me away from Dongzhi City.

Ci Xuan said, "Okay. Then we will go to your place. Can we go now?"

"Yes, we can go. I think Delis and Dumb should also be packed up. Fat said with a smile.

"Oh, my God, who is this? How can you fly in the air?" Delis suddenly shouted in surprise.

Ci Xuan and others quickly looked up into the air as soon as they heard this. A slender young man flew over in the air. I saw him about fifteen or sixteen years old, dressed in black. His hands flew like the wings of a bird, and his feet seemed to swim. The whole person looks like a crow.

"What's coming all over the sky, what's coming all over the sky," the people on the street shouted. I saw the boy named Mantian leaning down and flying straight to the table where the fat man was selling. He stood firmly on the table with his legs and looked invincible. I stared straight at the sky.

People on the street saw such a scene. He ran over to watch. Before the fat man was smiling and other people to understand, the man named Mantian or something spoke. He said in a shrill voice, "Who is doing a charity sale here? Have you paid the protection fee?"

Fat smiled and his face sank. He walked to the sky and said, "I'm here to hold a charity sale. We have paid the venue fee to the government, and I don't know what the protection fee is. Who do you dare to ask who you are?"

"Haha, don't you even know me? It seems that you are really new here. My name is Mantian. Originally, he was the little immortal of the Heavenly Palace, but later he was demoted to the earth for offending Tiantiao. Become a mortal. But I didn't drink Meng Po soup when I was reincarnated, so I didn't forget anything. I remember the matter of Tiangong clearly. And although I have become a mortal, I still have the ability that mortals don't have. I can fly. You don't even know this!" The boy named Mantian said in an air, still looking at the sky, as if he was looking at something again.

"So that's it. So what can you do? What's wrong with the protection fee?" Fat asked with a smile.

"Anyone who trades and sets up a table in this Dongzhi City. Anyway, you have to pay me some protection fees. Otherwise, there will definitely be trouble." Still looking at what the sky says.

"So I want to ask you, what trouble will we have? What if we are not afraid of trouble? Even if there is trouble, we will also ask the officers and soldiers of the government to help solve it. Fat said with a smile and unwillingness to show weakness.

"Haha, officers and soldiers? Government? Will they take care of you? Find them once. It's fresh and may take care of you. The second time, I'm afraid you will have to pay for it. The third time, I think you will bleed heavily. It's better to pay me some protection fees. At least I can guarantee that you don't have any trouble here. The sky looked at the sky with an air and didn't look at other people at all.

"Trouble? We haven't met yet. Let's talk about it when we meet." Fat said with a smile.

It seems that you are not going to pay the protection fee. Then don't blame me for being ruthless. Fathers and fellow villagers. This fat man is actually a big liar. He hired some to pretend to be a patient to buy medicine. Those Western drugs are fake and can't cure the disease at all. What did the sky say?

When the sky said something like this, the people under the stage suddenly began to talk about it. Especially Cixuan and others, when they heard this, they also became suspicious. His face became very solemn. Watch the fat smile and see how he reacts.

"Hahahaha, you little boy with no eyes. Play with me. When I left Dongzhi City for the West, you were just a milk doll. If I don't give you the protection fee, you will spit blood and ruin my reputation. Bad my business. Do you think the fellow villagers are all fools? Let me tell you, if you are sick, I will get you some medicine. If you are not sick, get out of here. Fly back wherever you come from. What is the reincarnation of the little immortal of Heaven? What happened to Tiangong? Nonsense! You also violate the laws of the earth by extorting others like this. I don't think the sky can tolerate you on the ground. You'd better drill into the cracks of the ground. Don't come out to be ashamed." Fat said with a smile.

"Ha ha, you fat man. You can cheat people to make money, why can't I charge some protection fees? Fatty, if you really don't pay the protection fee, I will put you down immediately. What did he say with his eyes on the ground?

"With your small body, I don't think it's that easy to put me down. What else can you order besides chewing your tongue and flying? Be careful that I take an arrow and shoot you to death like a crow. Fat said with a smile.

"Oh, my mother, I fell to death." Fat smiled and suddenly fell down on the floor. Everyone didn't know what was going on and looked at the sky motionless.

How about it? If I ask you to fall down, you will fall down. I don't have to do it at all! If you don't pay the protection fee, you won't even be stable in the future. The sky still looked at the sky and said.

"Fat in Mr. Xiao. What's going on? Why did you fall down by yourself? Did you fall? Delis came over quickly to help her fat up and smiled, and asked with concern.

"I don't know what's going on? I felt that someone grabbed my leg and I fell down. But I didn't see anyone." Fat smiled and said to Deliss.

"Can you do witchcraft? What the hell are you playing?" Delis asked angrily what the sky was.

"You foreign girl, what else do you know about witchcraft? I am the little fairy of the Heavenly Palace who went down to reincarnated. How can I use witchcraft? In order to prove my innocence, let you see my twin brother. Brother, come out." The sky looked at the sky and said.

"Hm, everyone, I'm an elf. I came here a long time ago. My brother asked me to hide. It's good to surprise everyone." Suddenly, a short fat man came out of the table, covered with dirt. It also looks like 14 or 15 years old. His big head is round, his eyes are looking under the stage, and he introduces himself.

"You, how did you come out from under the table? Strangely, there is no hole in this table!" The fat laughed and many people present were surprised.

"Haha, I'm a ground elf. He is a twin brother full of heaven. I was originally a ghost in hell. Meng Po was given silver when she was reincarnated. Meng Po didn't feed me Meng Po soup. So I haven't forgotten anything about my previous life and hell. My brother will fly all over the sky, and I will know how to practice earth. Heaven and earth are talking about our two brothers. Just now, I hid in the soil under the platform and reached out to teach the fat man a lesson. The elf with big eyes said.

When everyone heard the words of the elves, they began to talk doubtfully. Zaodan said in Chinese, "Do you think what he said is true? Could it be that he can also stealth? It was stealth just now!" Feng Qi said, "It doesn't look like it. My thief master said that fat people can't practice invisibility. What's more, he is a short and fat man. Maybe he really can do earth.

Ci Xuan said, "There are so many amazing people in the world. But their brothers are still much worse than their godmother and eldest brother. Zao Dan and Feng Qi smiled.

"You dirty child covered in dirt. Did you run out of the mass grave? You know how to practice earth, and I won't give you protection money. Although Fat Laughing has stood up, he can't help rubbing his legs.

"I ran out of hell, don't you believe it? Let me tell you, there will be an earthquake in Dongzhi City in a few days. A huge earthquake. Fifteen years ago, I knew this when I was in hell. The Lord of Hell had first asked the judge to register the names of the people who were about to die in the earthquake. The earth elf suddenly said.

"Haha, this is really a joke. Will there be a huge earthquake in Dongzhi? No. I learned from Westerners that earthquakes were caused by collisions of different plates. Our Dongzhi City is not at the intersection of the seismic plate, and even small earthquakes are difficult to encounter. Where can there be a major earthquake? There's really a big earthquake. You little bastard didn't run away earlier. Fatty said with a disapproving smile.

"Yes, I lived to be 70 years old. I have been living in Dongzhi City. There are small earthquakes here, but there has never been a big earthquake. I haven't heard of the deaths caused by the earthquake. Don't talk nonsense, you child. An old man under the table said.

"My brother didn't talk nonsense. If you don't believe it, just wait to die. This is a huge earthquake. And there are snowstorms. It is also predestined. I knew this when I was a little fairy in Tiangong. Look at what the sky says.

"Haha, it's ridiculous. If there will be an earthquake in Dongzhi, it is still reluctant. But it's really impossible to say that it will snow in Dongzhi. Our eastern branch is in the tropics, the climate is warm, and it has never snowed. Not to mention the snow disaster." Fat said with a smile.

"Yes, these two children are talking nonsense. At my age, I have never seen snow. It will snow in Dongzhi, unless the weather changes. The old man under the stage said.

Ci Xuan said to Zao Dan and Feng Qi in Chinese: "This child is joking. There is little snow in Yunnan, not to mention Myanmar? I have been 19 years and have only seen snow on the top of the ancient Foshan mountain. In addition, there was no snow in Yunnan or Myanmar.

Zaodan and Feng Qi nodded. Feng Qi said, "These two children are so stubborn that they will suffer sooner or later. But it's a little like my childhood."

Zaodan turned his head and said loudly to Mantian in Burmese, "Child, don't talk nonsense, be careful of making mouth."

"Believe it or not. Anyway, we can verify what we said in a few days. We two can't die. My brother knew this when he was in hell. We are talking to you just to tell you. We are all the masters. You should convince us and obediently respect our silver. In that case, we can tell you what will happen in heaven and earth first. What did the sky say?

"If you talk nonsense, you just want to take the money. No! I think most of you two have IQ problems. What a stupid boy. What are you talking about? Do you want me to prescribe some medicine for you two brothers? Treat your heads? Or you two should be prescribed some medicine to treat your eyes, and don't look at each other. Like a pair of fools." Fat said with a smile.

"You fat man. Dare to say so. Our brothers are going to teach you a good lesson today. From now on, as long as you set up the table, we will make trouble and see if you are convinced!" The sky and the earth elves said.

"Then what can you two stinky guys do to me? Be careful, I'll ask you to beat you!" Fat said with a smile without showing weakness.

"Brother, let's show him some color. Don't you like to pinch fat faces? Now you can pinch his fat face well. What did the sky say?

"Okay, brother. You love to pinch other people's ears, and you should pinch their ears. Does he dare not pay attention to us?" The earth elf said.

"If you two dare to be wild, I'll tell you two to lie down and roll!" Ah Dai stood up and said angrily.

"The more you say that, the more we have to teach you a good lesson. Brother, let's go together." The sky suddenly flew up, hovering on the fat smiling head, and the earth elf suddenly disappeared. Fat is smiling and Dumb and Delis is preparing in a panic.

"Ouch, son of a bitch, I fell to death!" Fat laughed and fell down one after another. Now they know that it's all done by the elves. When Mantian saw that the fat was smiling and fell down, he flew over quickly, pinched the fat smiling ear fiercely with his hand, and then flew away quickly.

"Oh, my God, it hurts me so much." Fat is smiling and covering his ears in pain. The sky is laughing all over the world. The disappearing elf also suddenly came out and pinched the fat smiling face hard.

"Oh, you stinky boy, I'll kill you." The fat smiling face was pinched with hot pain. But the earth elf got into the ground at once. Then he smiled and said, "It's so funny. It's so funny. It's fun to pinch his face if you can't accept silver."

"Then let's play again and play him to death!" The sky flew over as he said something, and the fat man was laughing and crawling to escape.