Chapter 37: Two wins in three games

"The fat doctor has been hired by us, and we can't see him bullied. Brother, godmother, you teach those two little scoundrels a lesson. Cixuan said.

Feng Qi nodded and agreed as soon as he heard Cixuan's words. He said to Ci Xuan, "Sanlang, if the godmother shouts out, the people around her can't stand it, or I'll teach them a lesson. I want them to make a fool of themselves in public and dare not make trouble again in the future. Just tell them that I will compare with their brothers. If I lose, I will pay the protection fee. If they lose, tell them to get out of here.

Ci Xuan said, "I understand that the eldest brother wants to use stealth. Then you disappear, and we will say that you will fly on the clouds, which must be higher than the sky. We can also say that you have entered the land, but how can we prove that your ability to enter the land is better than that elves?

"This is easy to do. It's true that he knows the art, but the art also has a disadvantage, that is, he can't stay underground for too long. I can pretend to stay underground longer with him than anyone else. At that time, I will stand on the ground with invisibility to breathe air. How can he compare with me?" Feng Qi said.

"Great, Feng Qi, that's it. You are laughing for fat, and his friends Delis and Dumb will not have this trouble in the future. Fat smile will cure your disease more sincerely. Zaodan said.

Ci Xuan nodded and said loudly in Burmese, "Two smelly children are unbridled. Don't have some skills, just be arrogant. Let's compare with you. If we lose, I'll give you the money. If you lose, don't come to trouble again!"

"Where did you come from, bald monk? Do you want to care about this fat man? Do you want to compare with us?" The sky and earth elves, as well as other people, were attracted by Cixuan's words.

"My eldest brother's body needs to be treated by Dr. Fat Laughing, and we have wrapped Dr. Fat Laughing. He has been employed by us, so we can't let him be bullied by you. I'm a monk, and it's inconvenient to compete with you. Let my big brother come and compare with you. Ci Xuan said and pushed Feng Qi up.

"Is this the monkey? Will he go to heaven and earth?" Man Tian took a look at Feng Qi and said contemptuously. Two eyes are looking at the sky again.

"This is my eldest brother. He can fly to the clouds in the blink of an eye. It came down in the blink of an eye. Fly faster than you, fly higher than you. And he can stay underground for a day and a night. Definitely stay longer than your brother. Cixuan said.

"No! Just him? Can he have such a great ability? The monk is joking. People around him didn't believe it and talked about it.

"Is this young man with serious kidney disease and rheumatism such a great ability?" The fat who has stood up and is smiling and doesn't believe it.

"Yes. When these two brothers are still milk dolls, my godson can already go to heaven and earth. He, the veteran of heaven and earth, will teach these children a lesson. It couldn't be more suitable." Zaodan said.

"Then if you lose, you will give us a hundred taels of silver. If we lose, we will not collect protection fees in Dongzhi City in the future. What do you say with confidence?

"Then let's make a deal. The people present are all witnesses. Don't say that I bullied you two children. Feng Qi said loudly in Burmese.

"Okay. We two keep our word. Saying that we don't know the depth of heaven and earth, I think you are over your ability. The earth elf said.

"Then let's start. Let him stay underground longer with my brother first. What did the sky say?

"Okay, my eldest brother is ready. Is your brother ready?" Ci Xuan asked.

"Yes. My brother doesn't have to prepare at all. Brother, get into the earth. If I don't ask you, don't come out." The sky patted the elves on the ground and said. The ground elf smiled and suddenly got into the soil. Feng Qi looked at it and immediately turned around and disappeared with stealth.

"Oh, it turns out that he really can do local martial arts. Now it's interesting." Fat laughed and everyone thought that Feng Qi had penetrated into the earth. Look at the ground in surprise.

"It seems that the monkey-like person can also practice earth. But I'm afraid he can't compare with my brother. I think he won't be able to stand it after a while. At that time, you can't repudiate a hundred taels of silver. Moreover, we will collect the protection fee in the future. Mantian is still full of confidence in his younger brother.

"If it really doesn't work, you have to ask your eldest brother to come out. He has rheumatism and kidney disease, so don't stay in the soil for too long! At worst, I'll pay for the money." Fat said with a smile.

Ci Xuan said, "It seems that you are really an intentional person. However, your worries are unnecessary. Don't worry."

Zaodan laughed and said, "You won't pay that little money just now. How can you get a hundred taels of silver? My god son, I know, don't worry!"

"Fuck, I really met a nemesis! He hasn't come out for so long. It seems that my brother really persisted. The eyes that always look at the sky finally look at the ground.

"Yes, there are people outside, and there is God outside. You two are swaggering around with some skills. It is inevitable to meet an opponent today. Cixuan said.

"I'm not convinced! That's how we are exhausted. I don't believe that my brother will lose to a patient. What did the sky say?

Time has passed a little bit. There are more beads of sweat on his face. I'm really worried about the elves!

"Oh, brother, I really can't hold on!" The earth elf couldn't help drilling out of the ground. When Mantian saw that Feng Qi hadn't appeared yet, he said angrily, "Brother, why did you come out? I haven't called you yet! We lost."

"Brother, I really can't hold on! I saw that you didn't call me out for so long, and I thought they blocked your mouth! We have really met a nemesis!" The earth elf said with regret.

The invisible Feng Qi found it at first sight, quickly grabbed a few handfuls of soil and wiped it on his clothes. Then he squatted down and appeared. Seeing the dirt on Feng Qi's body, everyone had no doubt about it and marveled at Feng Qi's good ability.

"My brother lost, but there is still me! I want to fly higher than anyone else. Let me see if he can fly to the clouds in the blink of an eye. The sky is full of unconvinced.

"Brother, he said he would see if you could fly to the clouds in the blink of an eye. Show them right away." Ci Xuan said to Feng Qi.

"Okay, big brother, I'm going to the clouds!" Feng Qi said as he turned around and disappeared with stealth. Everyone exclaimed and hurriedly looked at the sky.

"There, on the edge of the clouds, do you see it?" Fat smiles and has guessed that Feng Qi used invisibility, and he was so clever that he quickly dragged his eyes on the stage. The dragging under the stage also saw the doorway and shouted with understanding.

"I also saw it. It was on the edge of the cloud and stepped on the cloud. It's like a fairy." The people shouted from the stage.

Where is it? Why didn't I see it? Why did you people say you saw it?" The sky is full of people, but I didn't see Feng Qi.

"Child, he is obviously on the clouds, and everyone has seen it. You can't repudiate the debt. Do you look at the sky every day and ruin your eyes?" Zaodan said.

"Then why didn't I see it?" The earth elf asked quickly. Zaodan smiled and said, "You have been drilling all day long, and your eyes will no longer look at the sky. Or you can't afford to lose and say so on purpose. Everyone said they saw it, but why did you two say they didn't see it?"

"Don't you understand this yet? These people who said they saw were all hired by fat men. This one doesn't count. I didn't see him, so this one doesn't count. The sky didn't know that he couldn't fly on the clouds, so he didn't fly at all.

"It seems that you want to play tricks. Now you know that there are still people outside, and there are still days outside the sky. Fat said with a smile.

"Then you ask him to come down and I'll see if he goes up. Come down." What did the sky say?

"Then you have to admit defeat. If he comes down, you will lose." Cixuan said.

"That won't work. My brother and I didn't see him on the clouds. I said, this game doesn't count. We won two games in three games, and you won one game. I think if you answer one of the questions correctly, you will win two games. If you all answer wrongly, I will win two games. Seeing that Feng Qi had some ability, he changed his strategy.

"Okay. Then there's something wrong with you." Cixuan said hurriedly. In order to quickly divert the attention of the two elves and brothers, so that Feng Qi can appear.

"Brother, let me ask this first." The earth elf said hurriedly. He looked at Ci Xuan and asked with a smile, "Can you tell me how many people live and how many people die every year in Dongzhi City?"

"What? What's your problem? Not to mention our passers-by, even the people in Dongzhi City don't know about this problem. Zaodan said.

"I can tell you. One person is born in Dongzhi City and 12 people die in a year. Because people born every year are a zodiac attribute. And no matter how many people die every year, it will not exceed twelve zodiac attributes. Cixuan said.

"Hahahaha, your answer is completely wrong. You are talking about the zodiac attributes of the Han people. It's not the zodiac attribute of our Burmese people. We Burmese have a total of eight attributes. Not twelve. And our attributes are determined by day, not one attribute a year, but eight attributes a year. Therefore, eight people are born and eight people die every year in Dongzhi City. The earth elf smiled proudly.

"It turns out that it refers to the zodiac attribute. It's all because the godmother didn't think of this and didn't tell Sanlang. Burmese are eight zodiac attributes. Zaodan suddenly realized, but it was too late.

It's also a pity for the onlookers to show off their talents, just losing without paying attention to the different cultures of Burmese and Han people.

"I admit that I was wrong, but you are not right. There are also Han people in Dongzhi City, so Dongzhi City has 20 zodiac attributes, so there should be nine people born in Dongzhi City and 20 people die every year. Cixuan said.

The people under the stage applauded. They knew that Cixuan answered wrong anyway. However, seeing that Cixuan also hit the arrogance of the earth elves, I still felt quickly comforted.

"Haha, you're wrong again! Among the eight zodiac attributes of Burmese, dragons, tigers, rats and Han people have the same zodiac attributes. Therefore, if you add Han people. There should be eight or nine people born in Dongzhi City every year. In the Year of the Rat, the Year of the Dragon and the Year of the Tiger, eight people were born in Dongzhi City, and nine people were born in other years. No matter what year, 17 people died!" The earth elf said proudly.

"So the correct answer is eight or nine dead, not as you said. You're wrong, then we win, one-to-one draw. The earth elf said.

"Okay, then ask the next question." Cixuan said. The onlookers sweated coldly and worried about Cixuan.

"I'll ask this. The problem is, listen carefully. Do you think the sun is close to the earth in winter or summer? Mantian looked at the sun and then looked at Ci Xuan and asked.

"This question is very simple. Of course, in winter, the sun is closer to the earth. Because the sun looks bigger in winter. It looks bigger than the summer sun. Cixuan said.

"No, your answer is still wrong. It should be summer when the sun is closer to the earth. Because in summer, the earth is hotter. As for what you said, the sun looks relatively big in winter, which is caused by the fog and diffraction of light in winter. The sky said proudly.

The onlookers felt very sorry that Cixuan really answered wrongly. Let out bursts of sighs.

"No, your statement is wrong." Deliss said in Burmese. She came over and explained, "It's hot in summer because of the direct light and cold in winter because of the oblique light. Direct radiation makes the earth's absorption of light more efficient, so the temperature is higher. But this does not mean that the earth is closer to the sun in summer. In our West, people know that the sun is closer to the earth in winter. Because perihelion appears in winter. Therefore, the Buddha's answer is correct.

"So that's what I said. The Buddha answered correctly!" The people under the stage cheered.

"You talkative foreign girl. It's really bad for us. It seems that we really met a nemesis today. Okay, I admit that you won two games in three games, and you won. Brother, it seems that we will leave Dongzhi City in the future. I went to other places to collect protection fees." The sky finally lowered its head.

"Okay, brother. Anyway, there will be heavy snowstorms and earthquakes in Dongzhi City. It's always good for us to leave early." The earth elf looked at his brother with his head down and said.

"Haha, it's so wonderful. I met a nobleman today. Thank you very much for helping me relieve my siege. Thank you, Delis, too. Fat smiled and said happily to Ci Xuan and Feng Qi, who had already appeared.

Feng Qi, Zao Dan and everyone else were happy to clap. Ci Xuan whispered to the fat man with a smile, "Thank you for the cooperation of the people dragging under the stage. It seems that what Mantian said is not all false. We need to doubt your ability to cure the disease.

Fat smile also whispered, "There is procrastination. Since you have seen it, I won't hide it from you. In order to sell medicine quickly. But I dare to establish a document with you, that is, I have confidence in my medical skills. Your eldest brother, if you don't know stealth, it's useless to shout under my stage. After all, drag is a supporting role, and those of us who have real ability are the protagonists.

"That's right. Anyway, we pay you money on a monthly basis. If my eldest brother's illness doesn't get better, you won't get money. Cixuan said.

"What are you muttering there? Monk, if you are smart, don't let this fat man treat your eldest brother. He is a liar." What did the sky say?

"You dead child, you don't know me at all. How do you know I'm a liar? Fatty said angrily.

"I don't know you, but the trailer you hired is my neighbor. It's the one who can't stop coughing. He lives behind our house. He is very healthy and doesn't cough at all. My brother and I have been here for a long time. We have all seen your performance. I didn't expose you in public, but I just want to blackmail you to pay some protection fees after you make money. I didn't expect that you were wrapped up by a master. The earth elf said.

"You are going to spit people again. I think you hate me because you can't receive the protection fee, so you slander me hard. If there is a snow disaster, I will freeze you two to death. If there is an earthquake, I will kill you two. Fat online said angrily.

"You two children have such good skills. Can't you make any money? Why do you have to charge any protection fees? If you are evil, you will eventually be in trouble." Zao Dan said to the elves of the sky and earth.

"You don't have to worry about our affairs. You'd better think about yourself. Maybe in a few days, you will be frozen to death by the heavy snow and be shaken to death by the earthquake. But he said an annoy.

"You stinky boy, how dare you talk to me like this. Did you curse me to death? If it weren't for the large number of people, I would have taught you a good lesson. Zaodan said angrily.

"You stupid woman, if you really have the ability, teach this deceptive fat man a lesson. Don't bully our two juniors. What did the sky say?

"Don't worry about this. If he dares to lie to us, I will cry to death." Zao Dan looked at the fat and smiled and said harshly.

"I laugh at you crying, what's wrong with this?" Fat said with a mischievous smile.

"The two of them, one is heaven and the other is earth, are good brothers. As soon as we cry and laugh, we will become good partners. Fortunately, you don't know the smiling lady of Jingdong City, otherwise you two are really a couple. Her former husband is also a doctor. Zaodan said with a smile.

"Ha ha, don't look at you proud now. When the snowstorm and earthquake come in a few days, you can't even cry. What did the sky say?

"You are really a stinky-mouthed mosquito. When the snowstorm came and the earthquake came, I froze you two to death first. Fat said with a smile angrily.