Thousands of troops and thousands of horse racing college entrance examination

Don't be complacent just because men call you a goddess, because men don't like to put the goddess in their hearts, but to press the goddess under them. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

When I first went back to school, the sentence that everyone asked the most was: "How many points did you get in the exam?" This said that I was 5008 on the key line, which caused a lot of sighing; that one said that I was 4002, and everyone said that I would definitely go to undergraduate next year; I said 250, and they nodded and said it was very suitable.

People are not necessarily forced out, because caesarean section cannot be counted; but happiness is absolutely compared. If you are kidnapped by a group of people, they ask you to choose a fruit, and you choose an apple, they will force you to stuff the apple into **. Just as you were in pain, you saw a friend come here with a durian in his arms. At that time, your happiness will arise spontaneously.

The days of repeating are very dull and boring. At first, I could only pass the dull and boring event by constantly thinking about Xiaoxia and her unique taste.

In the most dull time, I met Xiaomei. Xiaomei is a girl with low self-esteem. No matter what she does, she feels that she is useless.

With her, I often enlighten her: "Xiaomei, although you are not very beautiful, you have big breasts. Women with big breasts have a career line.

"Xiaomei, although you failed the exam, you have big breasts. Women with big breasts have a career line.

"Xiaomei, although you are grumpy, you have big breasts. A woman with big breasts has a career line.

After my tireless guidance, I finally let Xiaomei take off her coat of inferiority. The first thing she was confident about was to break up with me and find a sports student in the next class.

Xiaomei, because of your ruthless departure, I can only describe it with a poem: "Where is the restaurant, why/not/go/to/a/hotel? Go/to/the/hotel is still worried, swallowing Viagra and running away.

In the days of Xiaomei's empathy, I learned to be depressed. Later, when I was free from self-study, I told stories to my deskmate Xiaofeng and my love experience.

After listening to my story, Xiaofeng was deeply attracted by my colorful love experience. She couldn't believe that a person had suffered so many blows and could sit beside her intact and tell her her story. Just as I can't believe that people who can bleed for seven days a month are intact.

The good news is that Xiaofeng is fascinated by my colorful love experience. She feels that I am a strong person, a reliable person, and a person with rich love experience.

The days with Xiaofeng are happy. We always talk about the past, the present and the future together. Through our chat, I know that Xiaofeng's love life is completely an encyclopedia, which makes me feel worried. Women like men with emotional experience, because men who have emotional experience know how to love women more. Men like women who have no emotional experience, because women who have no emotional experience will feel that the man in front of them is her whole world. The difference between men and women is like the difference between keys and locks. When a key can open many locks, people call it the "master key", which is the "saint saint" we envy; when a lock can be opened by many keys, we will say that there is something wrong with the lock, which is the "broken shoe" we despise. However, in view of our high ideal fit, I didn't break up with Xiaofeng. Because Xiaofeng's ideal is art, and my ideal is to go deep into art, commonly known as "doing" art. However, Xiaofeng's artistic cells are indeed lacking: she insists that Song Zude is Song (Harmon) Zuying's brother; she has always thought that Jay Chou would not be so good at chanting scriptures otherwise; when she saw Michael on TV for the first time? Jackson, she exclaimed, "Why did Mao Amin become so ugly"... In the end, because of Xiaofeng's reason, I didn't realize my dream of "doing" art.

Among my many girlfriends, Xiaofeng is the best one for me. She quietly took out an unsold apple from her house every day and stuffed it into my drawer. Although I like the apples taken out by Xiaofeng, I prefer the two apples of Xiaofeng herself. After experiencing Xiaomei's incident, I understand a truth: the difference between female friends and girlfriends is one word away - sex. However, I have not received her approval for my request to upgrade Xiaofeng from my female friend version to my girlfriend version.

In the days with Xiaofeng, there was something that moved me. It was a physical education class, and I accidentally hurt myself. Xiaofeng rushed me to the hospital. In the car rental, Xiaofeng first used paper towels to cover the wound, but there was too much blood, and the paper towels ran out in a while. Later, Xiaofeng summoned up her courage and took out a sanitary napkin to wrap my wound tightly, and the blood suddenly did not flow.

When I was sent to the hospital, my face was pale and my lips were purple. The doctor saw the sanitary napkin that wrapped me, tore it off and said a classic sentence: "This thing is not an angel, it's a vampire."

Xiaofeng doesn't seem to worry about my feelings for her. She always likes to let me make some vows to her, and she doesn't want to be heavy. One day, I said to the sun that moved her very much: "If I want to leave you, then let the nine planets of the solar system no longer exist."

Unfortunately, Pluto was kicked out of the planetary series and turned into a "dwarf planet". As a result, the nine planets of the solar system no longer exist. Therefore, in order not to break my vow, I chose to break up with Xiaofeng.

Later, I heard from my friend that as soon as I broke up with Xiaofeng, my name on her mobile phone changed from "he" to "it".

Xiaofeng, if you want to complain, just complain that I am a committed person. If I can choose to swear again, I will definitely say, "If I want to leave you, let the Yellow River flow off."

Xiaofeng, you are my train during the Spring Festival travel rush, but unfortunately I didn't buy a ticket.

When I left Xiaofeng, I learned to smoke. Because of smoking, he only hurts his lungs and is not sad. Xiaofeng, do you know that every cigarette I smoke is for you; every cigarette I smoke is for you. Do you know that for you, I can stand at the highest place in the world and fly (harmonious); for you, I can take the bus without taking a bus.

I still remember that it was the first snow in 2006, a little later than last year. I sat on the No. 8 bus to the school and saw the girl who moved me.

As soon as I got on the bus, I saw Xiaoyun. At that time, she had a straw in her mouth. People who squeeze buses know that the air in winter buses is always turbid. It is always mixed with all kinds of perfume, as well as the fragrant steamed buns and even the fragrant pancakes. I saw Xiaoyun open the car window, put the straw out, and then greedily sucked the fresh air outside, looking very intoxicated. Her move deeply attracted me: what a good woman to live at home.

On the same platform, we got off the car together. Because we were about to be late, we made the same decision - to cross the road.

As a result, as soon as we walked to the middle of the road, we saw a red hoop whistling at us. As soon as we arrived across the road, the aunt asked us, "Do you know what you just did?"

"I know, it's crossing the road." I always have to show myself in front of my favorite goddess.

"Do you know it's wrong to do that? Why do you still violate the traffic rules?

"In order to save time. Lu Xun said that time is life. Unprovoked waste of other people's time is actually tantamount to seeking money and killing lives. I replied with an open mouth. At this time, I saw a kind of worship in Xiaoyun's eyes.

The aunt was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect me to answer like this. She opened her mouth and asked me again, "Don't you know it's dangerous to do this?"

"Just get used to it. The earth is rotating, the Yellow River is flowing, people are gasping, and everything in the world is impermanent. Bungee jumping is dangerous, but many people like it very much; is it safe to sit at home and drink a bottle of Sanlu stones. Understanding these truths, what's the danger of crossing the road?

In this way, Xiaoyun became my next ex-girlfriend.

With Xiaoyun, she likes to chat with me: Xiaoyun said that she likes Xu Zhimo, and I said that I like ten (harmonious) eight touches; Xiaoyun said that she envied Lin Huiyin, and I said that I envied Ximen Qing; Xiaoyun explained X three times, and I explained to Xiaoyun that your mother was my mother-in-law; Xiaoyun recited poems and asked me for wine. Where is my home? I have a showdown with Xiaoyun why/not/go/to/a/hotel; Xiaoyun said that I like her and likes to have a room with her. I answered that she is so busy studying and doesn't open a room in love...

As soon as Xiaoyun said it, I was full of male thieves and female prostitutes. I answered her righteously and awe-inspiringly: men are not hooligans and their development is not normal; as soon as Xiaoyun said it, I scolded me for not learning, and I told her that hooligans can do martial arts, and no one can stop them...

After everyone's trembling wait, the results of the college entrance examination came out. Xiaoyun finally got into Peking University as she wished, and my score also reached a better school than her - Shandong Lanxiang Senior Technical School (du Niang's "Google and Lanxiang" knows why I said so. Of course, this is not the admission line for Lan Xiang. In this way, Xiaoyun took off the pheasant and turned into a phoenix, and I peeled the pheasant and stewed it into soup. Since Xiaoyun was admitted to Peking University, she and I have completely drawn a clear line.

After leaving Xiaoyun, I knew that she was the cloud in my life. She looked beautiful, but no matter how full it was. After leaving Xiaoyun, I knew that I was her floating cloud.

Xiaoyun, I want to say to you: "1.3 billion Chinese people have long been bored with the Chinese national football team, and 1.3 billion people can't disband this 11-person team, because you are bored alone and disbanded the team of two people."

Although I don't want to accept the fact that Xiaoyun left me, one day a word from my buddy woke up the dreamer.

That day, I went to the Internet cafe to find my buddy and saw him pointing at a little man on the computer screen. I asked him what it was. While operating the little man, he told me that it was Yamaguchi Mountain and encouraged me to say that it was fun.

I said to him with a lack of interest, "I still like Xiaoyun!" Even if Xiaoyun hurts me thousands of times, I treat Xiaoyun like my first love.

"Your sister, you like Xiaoyun. Can Xiaoyun let you spend 30 yuan to play for 4,000 minutes? His words completely woke me up.

Since then, another goal has appeared in my life: Lok'tar, for the tribe. Xiaoyun finally turned into a floating cloud in front of the tribe.

Finally, under the persuasion of my parents, I did not go to Shandong Lanxiang, the most famous school in the country, but entered a three-part school.