A diploma with tears

I am a person who respects women very much. For example, on March 8th, I will give the girls in the hard disk a day off. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

People will always change. At the beginning, I liked Sister Lan's dedication; after Sister Lan left, I liked Teacher Cang; after Teacher Cang's death, I liked Yui Bodano. In junior high school, men fight lonely, women fight lonely; in high school, men fight lonely, women quarrel lonely; in college, men fight dota lonely, women wear silk stockings.

It was shouting in the dormitory. When I was practicing being hit in the head by someone else with the legendary brother, a mobile phone bell rang. I glanced at the mobile phone on the table, with two big words clearly written on it: "Xiao Xue." You're right. Xiaoxue is my girlfriend, and I may be one of Xiaoxue's boyfriends.

Xiaoxue is an eye-catching focus wherever she goes. The first time I paid attention to Xiaoxue was during our first-old military training. During the military training break, I heard bursts of applause from the corner of the playground and craned my neck to look at it. As a result, I saw a girl performing pole dance with a street lamp in the corner of the playground. Her superb performance attracted applause from the people around her. That was the first time I saw Xiao Xue.

Seeing Xiaoxue again was at our school's New Year's party. At that time, Xiaoxue dressed in white and sang Wang Fei's "Woundable Woman" in the middle of the stage. When she sang "Once broken heart, let you get close to me gently today", I couldn't help thinking of Xiaofang, who used to be my first love. Xiaoxue's song gently touched the string at the bottom of my heart.

Although Xiaoxue's song touched my heart, my life and Xiaoxue did not intersect at all.

In the second half of my freshman year, I began to play a game called Journey to the West 2. The game brings me a sense of achievement that cannot be obtained in real life. Of course, this sense of achievement is based on the real RMB.

When I was mechanically doing the Shura mission in the game, I saw someone shouting on the World Channel: "Is there any big C? Do you have a big C?" Her shout immediately caught my attention, and I added this ID: "Empty Valley Youlan".

After adding it, I told Konggu Youlan, "Hello, I'm from C University. What's the matter?"

After chatting with her, I knew that she had just been able to do the Tiangong mission at that time, but she suffered from being a newcomer, and no one wanted to team her.

At that time, I had just finished the Shura mission and had nothing to do, so I took her to do the Tiangong mission. This is the beginning of the intersection of my life with Xiaoxue.

Since then, I have often chatted with Xiaoxue, from games to QQ to the phone. Until that day, I asked Xiaoxue out for dinner.

In the two games, people eat together, which is a very happy conversation. We talked about games together, the song Faye Wong sang at the New Year's party, and the boring life in college...

Based on the principle of eating, drinking, and drinking to open a room, I kept persuading Xiaoxue to drink. After I became one of Xiaoxue's boyfriends, I didn't know that Xiaoxue and I were half a catty of alcohol - I was half a catty of mountain city and she was eight taels of old and white. As a result, I was very drunk that day.

The next day, as soon as I woke up, I saw the white ceiling, the white quilt, and the white sheets. What was terrible was that ** still lying a white angel - Xiaoxue.

I hurriedly lifted the quilt and checked carefully - the student ID card is still there, the wallet is still there, and everything is OK. Then I desperately thought about what happened last night. I had dinner with Xiaoxue. We drank, and I was drunk. Then, what happened? I can't remember that the most important content is a blank.

Have I done anything to Xiaoxue, and has Xiaoxue done anything to me? This is the focus of the problem. Anyway, I confusedly became Xiaoxue's boyfriend, and it may be one of hers.

After Xiaoxue became my girlfriend, we also drove a room several times. But every time I opened a room, my experience was the same as the first time. When I ate and drank, I drank. The next day, I woke up with a white quilt and white snow lying beside me. I carefully checked that the student ID card is still there, the wallet is still there, and everything is OK. Then try your best to think about whether Xiaoxue was "fascinated (harmonious) and raped" to me last night.

Although Xiaoxue and I are in love, our relationship is relatively independent. For example, Xiaoxue won't force me to go shopping. When I play basketball, she is rarely a cheerleader on the sidelines. Even after school, we don't go to the canteen like ordinary couples. Even if we eat together, I won't feed her...

Desp, I still envy other people in our dormitory. When they saw me walking with Xiaoxue, they beat me when they went back and shouted for me to treat them.

As soon as I answered the phone, Xiaoxue's voice came: "Zhang Deshuai, see you at the middle gate of the school at 6 p.m. Dress well. Don't humiliate me."

I put down the phone and looked at the time: 555. Xiaoxue really loved me and let me exercise more. Five minutes, I have to use Liu Xiang's speed to get to the middle gate.

As soon as my musket was shot in the head, the phone rang again. No need to look, it must be Xiao Xue. As soon as I answered the phone, Xiaoxue's voice hit my eardrums: "Zhang Deshuai, why don't you come over? I have been waiting for you at the door for so long.

When I got to the middle gate, Xiaoxue made a decision with me: "Zhang Deshuai, you can do it. Let me wait for you. What time is it now? After saying that, Xiaoxue stuffed the bag in her hand to me.

The boy who passed by the door looked at the beauty of Xiaoxue, and then looked at the way I was scolded by her. They are all a group of people with the opposite sex and inhumane.

After Xiaoxue's anger came out, she took my arm and said affectionately, "Handsome, let's go shopping."

Such a woman is really hateful.

Xiaoxue usually doesn't take me shopping. Why did you ask me to come here today? I will talk to Xiaoxue about it.

Xue told me that she wanted to send a dress to her friend, and my figure was the closest to him, so she pulled me to make a hanger.

Her answer made me feel very uncomfortable. I felt that the friend Xiaoxue said was either her male friend or her boyfriend, so I asked her tentatively, "Your boyfriend?"

"Is it looking for death? It's my best friend."

Although I am a little unhappy with Xiaoxue's best friend, I still feel much more relaxed. It's good if it's not her boyfriend.

The process of buying clothes was quite smooth. Xiaoxue bought two sets of clothes at once, one for her male best friend and the other for me. She can't stand it anymore when she says I dress like a local. After buying clothes, we drank. As a result, as expected, he went out to open a room again. Of course, it was when I was overturned by Xiao Xue again.

I have been in a relationship with Xiaoxue for more than a year. Although we have opened a room several times in the middle, there has always been no substantial progress in our relationship. During this period, I have been hearing about Xiaoxue and other boyfriends, which makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Finally, one night, when I drank five bottles of beer and felt that I was a pure man at 2 a.m., I sent a message to Xiaoxue: Contact me when I receive the message and have something to say.

Xiao Xue didn't come back. Maybe she fell asleep.

The next day, as soon as I woke up, I began to regret it. Where can I find a girlfriend like Xiaoxue? She is not as entangled as other people's girlfriends. She is not like other people's girlfriends who look at the mobile phone and asks who the number is who it is. Unlike other people's girlfriends, you will go crazy if you are not in the dormitory all night.

I got up, picked up my mobile phone and saw ten un Answered. I didn't wait for me to see which one called me. The phone rang again. It was Xiao Xue. As soon as I connected, Xiaoxue began to decide me: "Zhang Deshuai, you are bold. If you dare not answer my phone, get down quickly."

"I was drunk last night, and my skull was all wooden. I won't go down." I refused Xiaoxue's request for the first time.

"It's not that I haven't seen you drunk. When you get drunk, I didn't go to bed. Get out of here quickly." Xiaoxue said on the phone.

Xiao Xue's words suddenly evoked my memories. The next morning when I was drunk, I hoped to see ** lying in the snow, not the bedding now. I put on a T-shirt and went downstairs without washing my face. Xiaoxue was waiting for me downstairs. Seeing me come over, she asked, "Zhang Deshuai, do you have a bad temper? Do you dare not answer my phone?"

Looking at the snowy chest under the T-shirt, I don't know what to say. I have never been resistant to women with big breasts.

"Let's go and eat." After saying that, Xiaoxue took my arm and went to the canteen. I didn't mention the message I sent her last night.

until my senior year, the relationship between me and Xiaoxue is still the same. Two almost independent individuals are falling in love. The only increase is the number of rooms opened, but the situation remains unchanged. Now I don't know if my 26-year savings must exist. I don't know if Xiaoxue will give me a "overlord" on a drunken night.

In the end, I decided to have a showdown with Xiaoxue. Xiaoxue did this, just like fishing an old salted fish on a cat's head. She can see and smell it, but she can't eat it, which makes people scratch their ears and cheeks.

I sat in the elegant room waiting for Xiaoxue, thinking carefully about how to break up with Xiaoxue for a while. A woman like Xiaoxue usually wants to dump others. If she knows that I want to dump her, in case she loses her temper, will I run away or endure the storm she has done to me?

While I was thinking nonsense, Xiaoxue's graceful posture appeared in front of me. She sat next to me and looked at the menu, and I poured her a glass of water. I tried it. The water temperature is okay, not too hot. In case she splashes water on me, I can stand the temperature.

"Why do you think of calling me to dinner today?" Xiao Xue buried her head and looked at the menu.

"Nothing, it's a nice day today." I answered her casually.

"Stir-fried bamboo shoots and Mapo tofu." Xiao Xue ordered the dishes and returned the menu to me. She said to me again, "Didn't you say something to me on the phone? What on earth can't be said on the phone?"

Looking at Xiaoxue's eyes, my heart beat a few times. If I don't break up with her, I won't break up with her. If a girlfriend like Xiaoxue breaks up, I will lose a lot. I smiled at her and said, "Let's eat first, eat first." Don't worry, don't worry." Then, I ordered two dishes at random and ordered a few bottles of beer.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors, I said to Xiaoxue, "Xiao Xue, don't you think our relationship is so abnormal?"

"What's wrong?" Xiaoxue looked at me blankly.

Looking at Xiaoxue's blank face, I decided to change my mind: "Xiao Xue, in fact, I came to see you today, and I really have something to say. I've been thinking about this for a long time..."

Xiao Xue didn't say anything, but took out a mirror and dressed up carefully.

I saw Xiaoxue like this and decided to show my masculinity: "Xiao Xue, shall we break up?" After saying this, I saw Xiaoxue's mirror shake. I know that this sentence speaks to Xiaoxue's pain.

"What?" Xiaoxue's expression was shocked.

"Xiao Xue, shall we break up?" After saying that, I shook the cup in my hand again. The water temperature has cooled down. This time, I have no pressure.

Looking at Xiaoxue opposite, I still can't bear it. After all, I don't know how many times I have slept in a **. Most importantly, I really like Xiaoxue. Such a blow is too cruel for her. Seeing that Xiaoxue didn't say anything, I began to say, "Xiao Xue, I want to say, shall we reconsider our relationship..."

"What, you mean we, you and me?" Xiao Xue opened her mouth and looked at me.

"Yes. Xiaoxue, I know we have been together for almost three years. But I'm seriously considering our future..." It's not who we are. I'll find a woman to say that we should break up. If they don't send me to Geleshan, they will slap me with a big ear.

"Haha, handsome, you are so funny. You mean you...and the future..." Xiaoxue suddenly laughed, so much that she bent down, and the water cup on the table was driven by her.

To be honest, I have been paying attention to the water cup. If Xiao Xue splashes me with the water cup, I will block my face; if she hits me with the water cup, I will get under the table. But Xiaoxue's wild laughter surprised me a little. Could it be that Xiaoxue was so stimulated from spirit to nerve? Then I will be miserable.

Xiaoxue easily stopped laughing, looked up at me, and couldn't help laughing again. With her shoulders and her head buried on the table, she couldn't see her facial features, but only her long hair.

"Xiao Xue, are you all right? I mean, we need to reconsider our relationship. You know, I actually love you very much. It's just that our relationship is always like this, and I can't stand it." I began to persuade Xiaoxue. In fact, as long as Xiaoxue no longer drinks me before opening a room, but we drink it after opening a room, I will not break up at all.

"Handsome, you are so cute. You said we were in love, how could you have such a funny idea..." Xiao Xue looked at me with a smile on her face.

When she said this, I suddenly felt five thunders hovering overhead. I asked Xiaoxue, and her words were trembling: "Do you mean?"

"Handsome, I can only say that you are so cute." After saying that, Xiaoxue began to laugh again.

"So, you took my hand and kissed me, is that?" My hands were clenched and turned white by myself.

"We are friends, and there is inevitably some close contact between friends."

"Then shall we go out to get a room?"

"Aren't you drunk at that time? And it's troublesome to send you back."

"Did you take advantage of me?" I finally asked the point.

"Dead sex. You sleep like a dead pig when you are drunk. Am I the kind of person who takes advantage of you? Besides, what advantage do you have?!"

Next, I don't remember how I paid the bill, or maybe Xiao Xue paid the bill. A person and I played a play called love, and it has been more than three years since I returned his (harmonious) mother.

Since then, I have never been in love since I was an undergraduate. Because no one is more sad than the death of the heart.

Later, I also played with Xiao Xue. However, no matter how hard I try. Every time, I still drink it first and then open a room. The next morning, I will see the white ** lying snow...

(Finally, the extra chapter of the Spring Festival is finally settled. Seven days of happiness during the Spring Festival, just enough to make up the content of seven chapters. I hope everyone can have fun. Did anyone throw away Wang Zhi and stinky tofu? Next, starting from tomorrow, I will return to the content of the diary.)