Introduction

He is crazy, and my father's name is Shuangjiang. If you are crazy for me again, I will take out a machine gun. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Let me introduce myself first. My name is Zhang Deshuai. I am 26 years old. I used to be a literary and art worker. I have my own company to add color to the city and make life better. (First of all, we have a close relationship with the urban management) I have a car and a house, and I am currently single.

The vast number of beautiful sisters are very excited to see my own situation, so they hesitate and hesitate. Hurry up and dial the phone number under the advertisement. The quota is limited, first come, first served. Bring your dowry and drive his BMW, you can marry me today and start our happy life without shame.

Well, let's start to introduce my life.

My name is Zhang Deshuai. From this name, you can see that my father's surname is also Zhang, and his surname is not Li. In this era of "hate my father is not strong, hate my father is not Shuangjiang", we have lost at the starting line since we were born. No matter how much Sanlu milk powder we drink, we can't remedy this congenital deficiency. According to China's extensive and profound surname culture, it can be seen that my father had great expectations for me as soon as I was born. Isn't there a saying: ideals are plump, but reality is often very skinny. The more handsome people in the name, the more euphemistic they are. Look, the person with Miao in the name is the person with water, and the person with Sen in the name is the person who lacks fire. What about Guo Jingjing? Since my childhood, my mother took me to the zoo and had to wear a mask on me, because she was afraid that the monkeys would be excited to see me - they finally found the same kind in the crowd.

In this era when college students are cheaper than migrant workers, even if I am a "four-you" socialist youth with ideals, morality, culture and discipline, and at the same time, I am a young man without education and appearance. More importantly, I have to work hard, struggle and strive to change my destiny. So I insisted on buying lottery tickets every day, and the biggest gain was that I won 200 yuan. When I went to claim the prize, the boss would not redeem it for me. It turned out that I scratched the security area as a password area.

Once we were also a literary youth - working as a planner in a small advertising company, and when we were about to pay the first month's salary, the boss ran away with the money. In this way, my 29-day and 4-hour literary youth life is over. Life is like a prostitute. After he is finished, he will give you a big red bill numbered LN and ask you to give him change.

I have been visiting the talent market for two weeks in a row and got nothing, and it's not that I haven't gained anything. The two little MMs at the gate of the talent market smile at me every time, making my heart feel as warm as pressing a small red mud stove. If I hadn't thought of the five-digit deposit starting with 1 in the bank card (excluding small Count, but including two decimal places), I have the intention to invite them to have a meal. With the temperament of our literary youth, melancholy eyes, plus the scum who have been ignored for a few days, and the eloquent offensive, there may be a beautiful story of omitting 353 words here. To sum up, I have been unemployed for two weeks, and when my next job starts is still a big X.

I thought bitterly while eating small noodles. After eating small noodles, I made a decision to change my life - to open my own company, whose name is "Zhang Deshuai Advertising Co., Ltd.", which is generally said to post small advertisements. The close relationship with the urban management is due to the unskilled technology in the early stage, and several times they were caught by the urban management. After trying to improve my technical level, I summed up my experience: print the advertisement on a slap-sized piece of paper, then glue one side, look up at the sky in a 135-degree posture, and make a hard thought (at this time, you should keep hinting to yourself: are you a literary youth, or a slightly melancholy person) Literary youth), and then made a sudden realization, and suddenly shot it on the pole with his hand, so that a small advertisement was posted safely and steadily. Is this technique very literary and artistic? Don't forget that we used to be a literary youth, and we should keep a low profile.

Next, let me introduce my beloved car. On a sunny afternoon, when I was sitting on the bus and being a fair lady next to Yi**, Nokia's classic bell rang. I took out a blue-screen mobile phone with a very retro and nostalgic feeling, and Kong Ergou (Kong Ergou is my childhood, and now I have my own logistics company. Of course, I don't have a business license. That kind of) blew randomly: "How can I take the bus? It's not that the car is broken and sent to the 4S store for repair. In fact, there is no big problem. Ah, no, it's not a carburetor problem, and it's not a GPS problem. At this time, the girl next to me looked at me with a look of worship, "But the chain is broken." She let out a "hum" from her nose, looked at me contemptuously and turned her head.

All the next unlucky stories are because of this house. Without this house, my life would still be bright. Although the technical level of my work is just, the economy of the big environment country is weak, the middle level is because the advertising market has long been saturated, the small part is because I have no monopoly operation, and the urban management and environmental protection departments do not support my work, the work performance has not been very good. Well, after three months of rent arrears, the landlord came to me for a bilateral dialogue. Based on the principle that the house is his inalienable territory, he protested heavily against my rent arrears. The landlord expressed his views on this matter under the principle of peaceful coexistence, win-win and mutual benefit: "Limit you this weekend You have to move out before, or I will throw all your things out.

To sum up, I began to look for my favorite house. I set three requirements for the next house: first, it should be cheap, second, and third, it should be cheap. Finally, kung fu pays off, and there are no blind people in the world who starve to death (that is, sparrows). One day, I saw such a rental information on the Internet: "A small detached building, quiet and elegant, there is a bus line downstairs, and the transportation is convenient. From one year, long-term tenants can negotiate face to face. Address: XX, Xishan Village. Rent: 200 yuan/month. Tel: XXXXXX. The bright red 200 words blinded my krypton dog as if they jumped out of the screen. They were slowly getting bigger. From here, I only saw a small me coming. Without any hesitation, I dialed the phone number under the advertisement and began the next story...

A few words: This chapter is Chapter 0 because this chapter generally explains the situation before the story, and the following content is completely excerpted from my diary. Of course, you can ignore these words.