Chapter 9 Meet Old Cao again

There is a difference between loving her and falling in love with her: loving her will definitely fall in love with her, but falling in love with her will not necessarily love her. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

At 2 noon, I saw the familiar and obscene face of old Cao (Old Cao is my ex).

At that time, old Cao was holding a young man's hand under the overpass and began his life: "You are destined to have a son."

The young man suddenly pulled out his hand and pointed to the old Cao: "You fool, I have two sons now."

Old Cao said without raising his head, "That's what you think."

The young man was furious and kicked the pole behind Old Cao. When the pole fell down, I saw the words on the pole: "Look at 500 years of luck, and then 500 years of success." Horizontal criticism: "It's accurate to pay." I don't know if old Cao has been beaten until today.

Next, Old Cao used his greatness and immediately turned the whole war around.

Old Cao patted his hands, fell to the ground and shouted, "I'll fight for you. If your baby has money, come up. Don't treat Taoist priests as old people."

These days, the elderly are 70,000. Old man, I can't afford it! Where does the Celestial need to export goods? It only needs to export tens of thousands of old people to each country, which has long been super beautiful.

Although it is not the peak period of the flow of people, after the disturbance of Mrs. Cao, she still gathered around a circle of people. They all stretched their necks, like a group of geese to be slaughtered.

The one who points to the young man is the caring uncle and aunt; the one who blows his beard and stares with anger; the one who looks at the young man who has been happy is just angry with the boss; the one who shoots with his mobile phone will be on Weibo for a while. People are very busy.

When Old Cao saw the audience, he opened up his acting skills. A ball of saliva flowed down from the corners of Mrs. Cao's mouth because it could not stop the gravity of the earth. However, under the powerful aura of old Cao, the saliva only formed a bright line, which flowed continuously. Even so, in the cries of old Cao, he can still hear his pain to the young man: "Now... young people... ah... no... know... cherish the old man... me and... your mother..."

At the most critical place, old Cao stopped. It led all the audience who didn't know the truth to a fork in the road.

Great Mrs. Cao! He inherited the glorious tradition of shame. At this moment, Mu Zimei, Sister Furong and Sister Feng's soul possessed! At this moment, he is not alone in the battle, he is not alone!

According to the habit, a chubby aunt who caused the disorder of internal analysis and overflowing love stood up and pointed to the young man. Look at you, you look like a dog." After saying that, she pointed to the old man Cao on the ground and said, "Look at your old man, you are not afraid of God's punishment."

The young man's face was red and white, his face was twitching, and his lips were trembling. He stammered, "I...I...he...he...he...he's not my old man."

The fat aunt took a step forward and pointed to the young man's nose: "Do you talk like this? I don't even recognize my old man! Do you talk like that?"

Finally, the young man took out two red tickets, threw them on the head of old Cao, and fled the scene. In the direction he was far away, there were still three words floating in the air: "You are cruel!"

I came up when the crowd dispersed. After watching Old Cao's performance just now, I feel that he doesn't look like a Taoist priest. Regarding how to call old Cao, I held it for a long time: "Hey! Senior."

Old Cao didn't raise his eyelids and pointed to the cloth spread on the ground. The farthest row of small words in the cloth: "During work, no chatting." What kind of work do you have?

If I hadn't asked old Cao now, I wouldn't have come here with such a mean face. Yesterday, the district chief of Xishan Village told me that he was going to visit the Lord of Hell tonight, which made my mind full of question marks today.

What does the Lord of Hell look like? What's the beard? Does the bull's head and horse's face in the back really have a cow's head and horse's head? Is the camera taken with SLR or digital? Do you want to flash? I don't know what gift to bring to the Lord of Hell. I'll bring spicy food. What if he likes light food?

I can put 100,000 whys in my mind.

I said, "I have something to ask you about work."

When old Cao heard this, he rolled up his cloth. It seems that it's time to get off work. That's good for freelance work. I'm in charge of my territory after work.

Old Cao rolled up his work equipment, pointed not far away and said, "Let's go to that place to talk."

Following Cao's fingers, I took a look and it said: "Jinlong Yufeng Bath Center."

I knocked off old Cao's finger, and I pretended to be serious and said, "No! Where do you want to go?

Old Cao said with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, "You have to learn. Didn't you say that you will live and learn until you are old?"

As soon as Old Cao and I entered the door, the guests politely said, "Welcome." Then they were stunned. Perhaps, customers like me and Old Cao are rarely seen.

I'm still wearing the T-shirt printed with HTTP404PageNotFound. A pair of big flower trousers can be seen everywhere on a stall. I step on a pair of five yuan hard slippers. If I take a stick, it is a stick on call on the street. Old Cao had a cloth roll under his arm, and a pole appeared peacefully from the middle of the cloth roll, and you could see the words "payment" written on it.

A foreman ran over, waved his hand and shouted, "We don't have any garbage here today."

The foreman's words stimulated my insignificant self-esteem. I straightened my chest and said loudly, "We are here to consume."

The foreman looked at me from head to toe. When he saw the appearance of old Cao, he couldn't help laughing. As if he realized something, he quickly closed his mouth and made a deep and serious look.

Don't forget that behind me is Sister Furong and Old Cao, who is possessed by Sister Feng's soul. Even if the foreman closed his voice, old Cao began to give up. Old Cao didn't give up until the foreman gave us a VIP card and promised a 88% discount on today's consumption.

When we went in, we faintly heard the foreman's call: "Today, everyone opened their eyes. Two heavyweight guests came."

In the locker room, we had a difficult time. To be precise, it was Old Cao who met. His work equipment can't be put in the wardrobe. He wants to deposit it, but the staff won't allow it.

In the end, old Cao is really a master. After driving the staff away, he pulled out a piece of paper and scriscrim with saliva. After pasting this paper on his work equipment, I saw the moment of witnessing miracles, and the equipment disappeared out of thin air.

Old Cao looked at me stunned and said cheaply, "This is an invisible charm. You don't understand."

I shook my head and asked, "What I don't understand is how you will find them later."

"When the water dries, the effect of the invisibility will disappear." Old Cao said proudly.

He forgot that the most indispensable place we are staying in now is water. As a result, when we came out, the water of the invisible charm didn't say anything, and in the end, we just looked for Cao's work equipment for a long time.

With Mr. Cao, I really enjoy VIP treatment. Neither he nor I wash in the small pool. We both wash in a separate place. This treatment is high enough.

In fact, old Cao's body is too dirty. Generally speaking, tall people usually don't take a shower. Although old Cao is not a master, he has the problem of a master. That is, he can't remember the last time he took a shower. Most of the time, we are not great people, but we can all become the characteristics of great people. For example, one of my classmates admired Han Hong very much. She often said to us leisurely: She didn't have Han Hong's life, but she got Han Hong's illness.

I don't know if it's easy for Mr. Cao to take a shower, but I'm sure it's not good for him to take a shower.

I remember a corrupt official said: Why does he like to go to the sauna when talking to others? It's not for massage, but because you can't hide a camera or a recording pen or something when sauna.

I took the unfinished old man Cao to the sauna. It's also because everyone is honest with each other at this time, and there is nothing to hide. ( When a man tells a woman that he should be honest with him, he doesn't want her to be open-minded, but hopes that she can take off her clothes.)

"At that time, did you still want to say that you regretted that your old man didn't shoot you on the wall?" I asked old Cao.

"Hey, this is my plan B. By the way, how do you know?" Old Cao said obscenely.

Why don't I know that there are people swearing like this on the Internet. If you want to hear it, I can call you for a few days, and it won't be repeated.

In the sauna, I threw all the 100,000 reasons in my head today to Mr. Cao. Unexpectedly, he didn't know his answer.

Today, I also have an important discovery: old Cao can't make friends. When I came out to check out, I could hear him shouting inside, "I'm wearing the wrong socks. It's just my left foot!" Damn, do your socks still have left and right feet?