Chapter 10 One Day Trip to the Land 1
Life is like this. She may not be a (harmonious) woman, and she may also work in heaven and earth. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
A new bath is a kind of ** for any man. This is what I saw as soon as Cao and I got home.
Wet hair, delicate skin reflecting crystal water droplets, ** the beautiful curves at the ankles outside, especially the pair of searchlights facing us, are all a silent call. I have always wondered how women can work at ease, especially when they look down and see the white flowers. Of course, it does not include our immortal god - Brother Chun.
I pushed the old man Cao with his mouth wide open and drooling around him: "Don't you think she is a demon?"
"Demon," Cao old man nodded and said, "and he is particularly demon." Old Cao wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand, completely ignoring his image. In fact, putting him together with the image is an insult to the image.
As soon as Mr. Cao entered my room, he quickly turned on my computer and searched for hidden folders on my computer.
Man is such a strange animal. When you and a person have just met frankly, he can expose his true side in front of you.
Looking at Cao's lost expression, I was secretly happy: Xiaoyang, how can a once literary youth like me put love films in such a low-level and easy-to-find place. If you ask me where I put the folder. This is a secret, and I usually don't tell him.
However, just to be on the safe. You should still set a password in the future. Whether to set 123456 or 654321, I'm more confused.
People naturally have a desire to peep at passwords. When I was in school, one night, a guy in my upper bunk went to bed early. When the remaining three people in the dormitory were enthusiastically concerned about the three measurements of the girls in our class, they heard the upper berth say, "My bank password is... yes..." In the most critical place, he didn't say anything. As a result, the three of us didn't fall asleep all night, waiting for him to finish his dream talk.
When it got dark, I fell into inexplicable excitement. Previously, I often saw a big pot in the hell on TV, in which there were oil flowers, which was very gloomy and horrible. I don't know if it was like this in the real hell. And what is burned under the oil pan, whether it is firewood or natural gas. You must make it clear this time.
At ten o'clock in the evening, he finally came, carrying a briefcase on his shoulder.
As soon as he saw Mr. Cao, his chubby face was full of smiles. He smiled, and there used to be a gap in his eyes, but now he can't see the seams. He grabbed Cao's hand and said, "Lao Cao, so you are here. It's easy to do things with you. I've been talking about you. You see, you're about to retire at such a young age. If you want me to say, according to your body, you still have made great achievements in revolutionary positions..."
He turned around and said to me, "Since Lao Cao is here, things are much simpler. Then let's hurry up and get to business."
It turns out that due to the petition going to the underworld this time. Regardless of himself, Miao Ruyun is a cat demon. There is no problem with both of them, and I am a living person, and I have to pass in the way of soul. The original plan was to ask Xiaoji to help me keep my yang, so that I can still know the way home after my soul is out of my mind. The problem is that Xiaoji looks very cute, and I don't seem to be able to command him sometimes. Now that old Cao is here, things will be much easier. I just need old Cao to draw a gas charm and stick it to my chest; I don't care if I use the soul bottle to attract my soul out. In this way, even if my soul is out of my body, there is still a breath of yang in my chest, which can reduce the erosion of yin qi.
When old man Cao clenched the room to draw a gas charm, I made up my mind, walked behind him and whispered, "After I leave, you turn on my computer. There is a WINDOWS file in disk C. Open it and find the system32 folder. You know the rest.
Old Cao, if you want to resist **, it's okay for you to masturbate. In case you force the ashes and smoke, I will be miserable.
Unexpectedly, as soon as old Cao heard this, he was excited and his hands trembling.
When Mr. Cao put the sound of the air-preserving charm to my chest, I felt that my chest was as warm as squatting at the door in the sun in winter. Stand on top of my head and open the soul bottle. I felt cold above my head, and there was a great suction coming.
It was dark in front of me and I couldn't see anything. Only a glimmer of light above my head is guiding me. The soul moved restlessly in the body, and the strength of the whole body was concentrated on the top of the head. As soon as I tried hard, I drilled out of the ground. In fact, how to say this relationship is similar to that between father and son: one wants to get in desperately, and the other wants to get out desperately.
When I saw a big bottle in front of me, the bottle was stuffed. I saw a very handsome man slowly falling back.
I took the soul bottle in my hand and studied it. It was printed with "Coka-Cola" and didn't even tear the wrapping paper.
I carefully looked at myself on the ground, and I was quite handsome. You see, the nose is the nose and the eyes are the eyes. I am such a cool man, shining like a firefly in the dark.
When I looked at myself, I heard the sloppy ghosts shout, "He is not alone!" He is not alone!"
Seeing that my soul had come out, I began to urge: "Okay, let's go!" Let's hurry up, in case the King of Yan and they get off work again. We have to run again."
Not long after we stepped out of the door, Mr. Cao found that there was something wrong with the air-preserving charm. Looking up and seeing that we have walked out of the door, we tore off the air talisman and whispered, "Actually, there is no big problem. You can get rheumatism a few years in advance at most."
I, Miao Ruyun and Sa don't care, three people stood on the road in front of the door. Looking around, it's no different from my usual. There is still the road in the daytime in front of me.
A bus full of guests stopped in front of us with a "squeak" and the window opened. A conductor with half of his head poked out his head and shouted, "Underworld, underworld, there is still a seat behind!"
Shaking his hand, the bus hummed and drove away.
No matter if you don't move, I won't move. It's all novel, and it's completely different from what I saw on TV.
Taxi! Taxi!" Don't care about shouting at the car behind.
A taxi was about to stop in front of us, but a taxi plugged in and stopped in front of us in a beautiful way. It's really the latecomer.
"Where?" The driver poked his head out and asked.
I didn't care or answer, and went straight to the taxi behind me. Opening the rear door, he made a gentlemanly "please" gesture.
I didn't understand why I got on the car: the front car said that the starting price is 8 yuan, 1.2 yuan per kilometer; the car behind the car is 10 yuan, 1.5 yuan per kilometer. The public servants of the people are stupid if they don't sit down. Anyway, they will be reimbursed when they go back.
Really, as soon as I got on the car, my guess was fulfilled.
"Where are you going?" The taxi driver asked.
"Underworld." Don't mind answering in the co-pilot's seat.
"Do you want to play the meter or not? Don't hit the watch 50.
"Nonsense, make a meter, and remember to invoice." Say it casually.
As soon as the taxi smokes, we went to the underworld.
In the taxi, I chatted with the driver for a while, and Miao Ruyun trembled for a while, and his mouth kept talking for a moment. When he was put at the seaside, the first thing to be tanned must be his teeth.