Chapter 18 Men are not hooligan and do not develop abnormally

Women are very strange. They evaluate something and will definitely fall on the appearance of that thing in the end. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

(First of all, Zhang Deshuai is here to wish everyone a happy Christmas Eve and eggs! If you are still reading the diary here now, it means that you are probably not stripping yet. What a good night it is. I just called and couldn't book a room at all. I don't know how many good men are struggling in **, and I don't know how many good girls will be in love tonight. It can be said that "Chang'an is a month, and tens of thousands of households are pounding their clothes." I really want to say that happiness is in my own hands, but this kind of happiness is too fucking expensive. Stop talking nonsense and continue to write our diary.)

Thursday, July 28, 2011 Cloudy

On the way back, Miao Ruyun pinched and twisted me. Well, my arms are still blue and purple now.

After Miao Ruyun pinched a small piece of meat on my arm with her two fingers for the thirteenth time and gently rotated 180 degrees in a clockwise direction, I begged, "Auntie, let's stop it. It hurts—ah—”

Before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by Miao Ruyun. The fourteenth.

The tiger doesn't do it. You think I'm HelloKitty. I reached out and touched Miao Ruyun's hand and didn't want her to touch me again. Unexpectedly, this action has become bigger. After stretching out my hand, I felt my hand touch a soft and elastic thing, which was still bulging. Subconsciously, I pinched this bulging thing.

Then, I saw a white light flashing out, and then I heard a click. Could it be that Xiaoji came out again? I looked down, and Xiaoji was still sleeping in the jade pendant. Looking up, I saw a big eye on the signal light, and a white light flashed. While driving, I trembling all over, and a very popular photo on the Internet immediately appeared in my mind. Now, I'm going to be red. This time, there is no need to lose the USB flash drive.

I'm wronged. I didn't mean it. This is the real situation, don't you believe it? Believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

When I understand what happened, I will turn my head and look at Miao Ruyun. She did not appear the ** scene I imagined with charming eyes like silky lips and slightly open (harmonious) panting and fragrant shoulders that could make me gather the blood of my whole body together, but I saw her round eyes and red lips closed and her hands clenched her hands and trembled all over. Miao Ruyun gently opened her red lips and tongue and spit out lotus flowers: "Rague!"

"Men are not hooligans and their development is abnormal." I looked at the car and said scillatingly.

Miao Ruyun was angry and was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. I saw her face tense, and then I saw that she seemed to be showing me the change of the face of Sichuan Opera, but she changed only those two faces: one was Miao Ruyun's, the other was a cat's head, and her beard was still upturned. Suddenly, Miao Ruyun quickly stretched out her hand and swept past my eyes, and I felt hot on my face.

Mr. Kong taught us that only cats and women love to catch people. Miao Ruyun took over all these two.

I wiped away the blood on my face, and my heart was very angry: Isn't it just a joke? I kind of wanted Miao Ruyun to see my eight fists, but I knew that I would definitely not be able to beat her. He slapped the horn of the van fiercely and gave up after making a few short and loud horns.

(Let's write about it today. The head is as heavy as a paddle. What's more, it is full of paste. As soon as you move your head, you will feel that it is swaying inside. I can't open my eyes. Write more tomorrow. I hope you can forgive me.)