Chapter 19 The Story of the Sloppy

Women are actually easy to sleep. Men are easier. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Thursday, July 28, 2011 Cloudy

When I tried to move the male body back to the house, there was no group of ghosts coming out and grabbing my hand and saying "the leader has worked hard" and then accompanied by thunderous applause.

The room is full of old Cao's ** (harmonious) laughter: "I can not only look at it, but also tell fortunes by bones. Do you want me to tell your fortune? Then, I heard a terrible laugh. This laughter is really heavy. Even Xiao Yueyue is a floating cloud in front of this laughter.

Don't worry, old Cao is video chatting with which female netizen he is. It seems that the purpose of old Cao's chatting with netizens is that everyone is so busy that they don't go to bed when they meet. Isn't it expensive and electricity?

What kind of people (ghosts) are they? It doesn't matter if they don't help. At least they should give me and Miao Ruyun a welcome ceremony.

"I'm back." I shouted tiredly.

First of all, Miao Renfeng came out of the house. He looked at the male corpse I was holding and said, "Can you change another one?" He thinks that I am holding goods and can also provide him with three guarantees of service. These days, cars don't have three packs. Why do I have to pack this for you? Besides, do I dare to pack three of this?

The second one came out was a sloppy ghost. When he saw the body I was holding, he was stunned for a while. Then, he quickly walked over and began to circle around me, but his eyes were always on the body.

Finally, he cried with the body in his arms, making me in the fog.

The cry of the sloppy ghost attracted everyone. Even old Cao came out wearing my beach pants and his upper body, and stopped talking to her female netizen about his bones.

"I miss you so much. I haven't seen you for several years. Do you know that I think you even have a dead heart? The sloppy was still crying with the body in his arms. He forgot that he was a ghost now. The sloppy man cried and wiped his tears and snot on my T-shirt, which made me only get goose bumps in my heart.

"What's going on? What's going on?" He stood in the room and asked me with a doubtful face.

"This may be his long-lost twin brother." After saying that, I put my mouth on the body in my arms. This is not always the case on TV. As long as it is logical, there will be a twin brother who has been separated for many years, and this brother is often a bad guy.

Hearing me say this, the sloppy man blows his nose fiercely on my T-shirt. He sobbed and said, "This is me." After saying that, he began to cry again: "I miss you so! I miss you so damn it!"

I can't see that the sloppy ghost is still so narcissistic.

I will never be narcissistic. Once, in a video with a woman, she said that I was so handsome that she wanted to lend me hundreds of yuan for my handsome face. I looked carefully at myself in the mirror and saved hundreds of yuan for myself.

The cry of the sloppy ghost caused other ghosts to quietly touch their tears. The big tongue couldn't help but start to twitch: "He is so lucky! He is so lucky!"

What is happiness? Everyone's definition is different. For example, my happiness is that I wake up naturally every day. When I open my eyes, the roof is still there, and the urban management does not come, the boss called me, "Dear, this month's double salary!" In the eyes of the big tongue, happiness is "Let me look at me again, and I want to remember me in my heart."

When the sloppy ghost cried darkly, Miao Renfeng gently stabbed me: "Zhang Deshuai, Mr. Zhang, oh, no, Master Zhang. Otherwise, you can get another one." He kept thinking about him and was so angry with Andy Lau, but he didn't expect me to make him a happy Ma Dehua. ( Warm reminder: If you don't know Ma Dehua, then think about Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West.)

It was not easy to wait for the sloppy ghost to stop crying, and the ghosts quickly pulled him to the sofa and sat up. Comfort, hand in hand, patting on the back, busy work.

Now, the problem in front of us is that I got a corpse for Miao Renfeng, but I didn't expect this corpse to be a sloppy ghost. There is a saying: you can't touch the dry food of a master.

When the sloppy ghost really stabilized, everyone gathered together and began to ask the sloppy ghost what was going on. Why did I steal his body so desperately? Why did he appear in that hut instead of flying in the cremator?

The sloppy man sat on the sofa, paused for a while, and began to tell us his story: "My name is Zhang Younian, from Yingtan, Jiangxi..."

"The bag (don't) say (don't) take it, and the bag (don't) say (don't). I want to know why you are so tired? The little man interrupted the sloppy.

"Don't do these useless things, just talk about it directly. Just tell me how you died, right? He didn't have the face to interrupt.

The sloppy words were interrupted and his face was a little unhappy, but this displeasure did not stay on his face for too long. He paused for a moment and then began to say, "Actually, I am a demon exterminator. To be precise, I was a demon exterminator."

This sentence of the sloppy ghost attracted us all to "oh" sound. I couldn't help looking up at Miao Ruyun. Her face did not change at all, and she still looked like a resentful woman. Isn't it just pinched twice, as for it? At worst, I'll let you go back one day.

"I still vividly see the scene of that night. It was a dark and windy night. At that time, I was chasing the black dog spirit, chasing it all the time, chasing it all the time. It's not easy to catch up with it in this city. At that time, the city was not as prosperous as it is now, and it was dark at night.

"After an abandoned building, I finally caught up with the black dog spirit. I clearly remember that there was a big word 'disassembly' written on the wall, and the word 'disassembly' was dazzlingly red. It seems that it is not written on the wall with red paint, but on the wall with blood.

"The black dog spirit saw me chase into a dead end and turned to look at me. It begged me, 'Master, please let me go!'

"I coldly rejected it: 'Bold demon, don't you think about the unreasonable things you have done? It's too late to beg for mercy.

"In retrospect, the black dog spirit seemed to have something to say, but he didn't dare to say it, as if he was scrupulous about something. But at that time, I didn't think of this. I just wanted to catch this black dog, and then I could evaluate the title. Now think about it, I was too young and impulsive at that time. Impulse was the devil.

"The black dog spirit saw that there was no room for negotiation and showed fierceness. He fell down, bent his front legs, kicked his back legs hard, jumped high and rushed at me. I hurriedly retreated, with fingerprints as I retreated, and shouted, "All the fighters are in front of me, broken!" With the exit of the word 'broken', the black dog seemed to hit hard with a wooden stick, rolled a few times in the air and fell to the ground. It spit blood foam in its mouth and gasps heavily. It staggered and tried to stand up and rushed to me again. This time, it is obviously slower than last time. I 'broken' it again, and it fell down again. It still wants to stand up, but it's just trying in vain.

"When I saw that the black dog had given up resistance and was about to subdue it, I felt a sudden cold around me. Behind it is a cold breath. Turning my head, I saw two dark shadows. The two dark shadows were ten feet away, and there was a fierce light in their green eyes, staring straight at me. Unexpectedly, he was the first evil ghost in hell - Rasha ghost, and I met two at once. Surprised, I just wanted to jump up and punch them in the knee.

"Although I am a demon destroyer, we are not professional in catching ghosts. What's more, when I fought with the black dog just now, I had consumed a lot of mana.

"Before I was ready, the Rasha ghost began to act. Despite such a big body, they don't act slowly at all. As soon as I shouted that the word 'jie' was not sent out, I saw a big hand passing through my chest.

"At this time, the word 'zhen' just came out of my mouth, and the sound was like a man climbing Mount Tai on a cable car. As soon as the car was halfway up, the cable broke. The sound came from the mouth, but it sounded quietly in my ear and broke gently. Everything around me began to slow down, and I saw the black hand pulled out of my body. It's as slow as playing World of Warcraft with a 286 machine.

"Then, these two shadows grabbed me and held me in the air. At this time, a person came out of the darkness.

"This person seems to be dark. His eyes are just a deep piece, and there is no joy or sorrow in this depth.

"He came to me blankly, and the two Rasha ghosts put me on the ground. I want to shout out, my mouth is like being sewn, and I can't open it; I want to run away, but my legs are like growing on the ground, and I can't take a step.

"He stretched out his hand and grabbed my hand. I felt a force coming through my hand, and he seemed to catch my soul directly. He just pulled it gently and I came out.

"I saw me fall straight to the ground. He walked over and patted the black dog, and the black dog immediately stood up lively. Then they left and left me.

"At first, I was still guarding me on the ground, but later I ran to the street and shouted to people, telling them that I was lying there and wanted them to come over and help me. But they didn't notice me at all and were still in a hurry. Someone even passed through my body. The person who passed through just shivered and hurried away.

"In this way, I walked around to this building and got to know everyone. You will know the rest." After saying that, the sloppy ghost looked at them with big tongues.

After listening to the story of the sloppy ghost, no one spoke, and there was only a long silence left in the room. The air began to become sticky and low, pressing on our heads, making everyone unable to raise their heads.