Chapter 20 Miao Renfeng finally returned to the sun

In fact, the change of a woman's worldview is very simple and needs that; while the change of a man's worldview is relatively complex and requires thousands of frictions. To be precise, a few frictions are enough. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Thursday, July 28, 2011 Cloudy

"Hello, Kelan (Pian)!" The big tongue began to whine again. Her sobbling shattered the dullness.

I glanced around and carefully analyzed the current situation: Miao Renfeng was obviously dissatisfied with this body, and the sloppy man looked sad. It was estimated that it was a little troublesome for him to carry forward the Lei Feng style to let himself out. It was absolutely impossible for me to go back to serve the people.

I cleared my throat, and the effect is the same as in a meeting, which is to tell everyone: wake up and remember to turn off the flash when you play with your mobile phone. The chief accompanying him should stop pinching the leader below. I have something to say.

I patted the sloppy on the shoulder and comforted him: "Sloppy ghost, you can't come back to life. I'm sorry. Isn't there that saying: It's better to make everyone happy..."

"Oh -" Those four ghosts really gave me face and came to listen to Deyunshe again.

At the critical moment, Miao Ruyun knew that she was distressed. I heard her and the sloppy ghost persuading the sloppy ghost in a shallow way, which reached the bottom of the sloppy ghost's heart. I have been persuading the sloppy that I feel sorry for the people if I don't dedicate myself to the party, and I can't wait to die again.

Finally, the sloppy man sighed, patted his body, and said to Miao Renfeng, "That's all. I'll lend it to you this time. It's cheap for you. You know, I'm still a virgin."

I looked at Miao Ruyun with admiration, but I didn't expect that this girl turned her head and made me embarrassed.

As soon as Miao Renfeng heard the sloppy ghost's statement, she quickly stood up, said a few thanks to the sloppy ghost, and got into the male body. As soon as he saw the body's eyes open, he ran out. It seems that he wants to share the joy of rebirth with his wife.

"Bah! What a guy who cares more than friends." I spit on Miao Renfeng's back. Goethe said, "Eternal women lead men to rise." The rise of Miao Renfeng is inseparable from his woman.

"Come back, come back. You can't go to bed if you go there now. Old Cao still knows the true meaning of this sentence.

Looking at Miao Renfeng coming back with her head down, I was a little frustrated and more happy. Men, this is often the case. One day, when one of your ugly friends told you that he broke up with his beautiful girlfriend, you will know how I reacted now.

Seeing that the matter had been solved, he was busy saying that he still had business to do, so he withdrew first.

Miao Ruyun also twisted her buttocks into her room. I know that she must still hate me in her heart.

When Miao Renfeng and I were left in the room, I felt it necessary to clarify some things with him.

"From now on, you will be called Xiaoming." Anyway, Xiaoming has not dealt with me since he was a child. He always counts clearly and always does wrong things. After that, he asks me what to do. If I had known, I would have gone to Peking University, and now I am also a prince of pork.

"No, no. I don't like the name." Miao Renfeng shook his head like a rattle drum. It seemed that he was not persecuted by Xiaoming when he was a child.

"Then call it Zhang Dekai. Let's say it's my cousin in the countryside. Come to the big city to see what a car is."

"This name is too evil." Miao Renfeng wanted to refuse again.

"Your original name is not the same. Miao Renfeng, Miao Renfeng, read it yourself. Don't always drop the crow on the pig's ass, just say don't be black." I said it angrily.

Now, Miao Renfeng has nothing to say.

"Yes, I'll apply for a card for you tomorrow, and I'll go to the phone on the wall to apply for a certificate. When I went there, I said that I introduced it and got a 20% discount. The account will be recorded first. When you get your wife, you will pay it back together. However, interest should be calculated. Don't forget, I'm a businessman. Marx taught us that the purpose of businessmen is to maximize profits.

Then, Zhang Dekai and I (that's Miao Renfeng, who will be called Zhang Dekai from now on. Let's take our time) discussed the remaining specific details. Speaking of details, it is about future accounts and how to calculate interest.

The result is that now I have food and accommodation, so that he can chase his wife at ease. When did he catch up with him? He returned it to me with the profit.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw old Cao and a woman in the video. I looked at the monitor curiously, and it didn't matter. It really blinded my krypton dog's eyes: this girl is dressed very cool and looks really angry. On a hot day, she caught up with the smell of the fragrant smell. Even if Sister Feng saw her, she had to call her mother. Unexpectedly, old man Cao's taste was so strong that he caught up with hunger, poverty and wife.

The woman saw Zhang Dekai and me wandering around in the room in the video and asked old Cao, "Is this your son?" People grow angry, but their eyes are not good.

"Yes, I'm fine." In Cao's eyes, he doesn't know what shame is.

"Why doesn't it look like you at all?" The woman asked.

"This is because they are affected by the environment and they grow up like my neighbors." Old Cao replied.

This caused the woman to make a horrible laugh, and her chest trembled.

I threw myself in **, but I couldn't sleep. Old Cao was chatting with his netizen and sang the divine song "Anxious", which made me very worried. Zhang Dekai looked around with a mirror on the side. While looking at it, he shook his head and said that he was not handsome, saying that he had looked like Pan An before. Indeed, he is as tall as Pan Changjiang and looks like Cheng Kuian.

My head is starting to get bigger. Finally, I grabbed the pillow and went to the living room.

As soon as I opened the door, I bumped into a sloppy ghost. He was climbing at the door and peeping through the cracks in my house.

"What do you want to do?" I always feel a little uncomfortable when I am peeped at by a ghost.

"I want to see you again." The sloppy man pinched the corner of his clothes and said, like a primary school student who did something wrong.

is also powerful. Look at the sloppy ghost, know what shame and shame is, and then look at Old Cao. Alas, why is the gap between people so big?

I lay on the sofa in the living room and knew that I had made a fatal mistake. In my room, I was only harassed by old Cao and Zhang Dekai, and in the living room, I had to endure the bullying of four ghosts.

As soon as I closed my eyes, I felt four black shadows in front of me. A voice said, "You said he was sleepy (not)?" It's the little man asking.

Then, a dark shadow came to my face and said in a muffled voice, "Look, his eyes are still moving. He should not be asleep." It's a shameless guy.

"Maybe he is dreaming?" This is a big tongue. The big tongue also lowered his head and looked at me carefully. Because my tongue was too big, it accidentally hung down and fell on my face, sticky.

I suddenly opened my eyes, pulled off the jade pendant, shook it, and shouted, "Xiaoji, Xiaoji."

After a white light, a Chihuahua squatted on me and yawned: "What are you doing? What are you doing? I was dreaming that I finally met a dragon girl. Nothing happened, and I was 'cut' by you.

"You have cleaned up all these guys for you." I shouted angrily.

"This is a contradiction among the people, and I can't control it. I don't care whether you want to be eaten or not. But if it is eaten, I will be fine." After saying that, Xiaoji hid in the jade pendant again.

If I can't beat you, I will cast off you. I thought hard.

It seems that tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.