Chapter 21 No Breakfast in the Morning

The difference between female friends and girlfriends is one word less - sex. - Zhang Deshuai's quotations

Friday, July 29, 2011

I like Wen Tingyun's "more leaks" very much, especially the last sentence "A leaf, a sound, the empty steps drip to the light." A person is supporting the body, listening to the rain at night, which smells of insomnia. Many times, we think about one thing, and what we do is another.

For example, I personally like Mr. Cang very much. She has appeared on my hard disk more than once, but if I really let Mr. Cang become my girlfriend, I'm afraid I still have to consider it. Although her experience in some aspects is very good and powerful, as a very traditional girlfriend whose lower body is in vibration mode, I still have a grudge. After all, I'm not Tingfeng. Even Tingfeng, his story tells us a truth: real pure men can't overcome this hurdle made of cuckolds. The difference is that one is settled on the spot, and the other is settled after autumn. It's far away again.

Last night, I really felt the feeling of "walking around and tossing and turning". The sloppy ghost kept walking around the room, and the other four ghosts gathered together to bet all night whether I slept or not. As long as I was confused, I heard someone shouting, "You lost, you lost." Give me the money!"

It was not until dawn that I fell asleep drowsily.

Not long after sleeping, I heard the sound of opening the door. When I opened my eyes, it turned out that Miao Ruyun came out. She got up very early.

"Why do you sleep here?" Miao Ruyun was stunned when she saw me on the sofa.

"It's okay. I'm doing a rehearsal for sleeping on the sofa after marriage."

Miao Ruyun didn't say anything, just staring at a certain part of my body and laughing. I looked down and found that the big trousers were raised high in the "tent". What a monster that has never seen the world.

When I wake up again, I will see the two faces that Zhang Dekai and Old Cao I don't want to see. It turned out that they woke up and found that Miao Ruyun was not cooking breakfast. They came to fire at me.

After realizing the current severe situation, I want to draw a circle to curse Miao Ruyun. Curse that fat man will fat his face first, and thin his breasts first.

After cursing Miao Ruyun, I recognized a truth: why are men afraid of their wives, and more precisely what kind of man is most afraid of their wives. That is, men who can't cook are most afraid of their wives. Think about it, if he quarrels with his wife and goes on strike, it is directly related to his own job. If you can cook, you will be a fart wife. If you have nothing to do, fight with her. Even if she goes back to her mother's house, you won't starve. At most, no one will warm your quilt for you at night.

Will I be afraid of my wife? I'm not afraid. Because I can not only cook, but also cook many kinds of meals. In fact, cooking is very simple. Do you want braised beef, Laotan pickled beef, fresh shrimp and fish plate and so on? You just need to buy Master Baokang, and everything is under my control.

I got up and went into the kitchen, tore open three packs of Master Kang, and cooked one bag alone. Cooking is that simple. Master Kang is a must-have at home to prevent hunger and wife.

At dinner, Zhang Dekai was very dissatisfied and shouted that he had paid. If you want to eat this kind of food, at least you should lie in instant noodles.

While sucking instant noodles, old Cao came over and said, "Xiao Zhang, apologize to Miss Miao if it doesn't work. Master Kong sent away the customer. This is a human life.

It seems that I should really apologize to Miao Ruyun when she comes back. At worst, I will wrong my chest muscles.