Chapter 22 Reconciliation
Men, that's all there is to be. I'm thinking about the three pieces of meat on my body. If you play well, it's called love. If you don't play well, it's called whoring. It also costs money, and the difference is the time: 2 hours of whoring, which is a criminal problem; several years of bags, which is a moral problem; decades of love, which shows that there is something wrong with men's pockets. - Zhang Deshuai's quotations
Friday, July 29, 2011
As soon as Miao Ruyun came back, I was worried in the room: Should I apologize or not? Go, at least we are pure men; if we don't go, it's related to our own jobs. Although Master Kang is good, don't eat too much. Finally, I finally made up my mind that my job still needs to be guaranteed. These days, no matter how pure men are, they still want to eat.
At this time, I heard a knock outside the door. Miao Ruyun asked outside, "Are you at home?"
I put on my T-shirt and said, "At home, at home. What's the matter?" In front of a beautiful woman, a man must maintain his image, whether it is Old Cao or me. Does Old Cao have an image?
"There is something wrong with my computer. I don't know if you are free?"
"I'm free, I'm free." I'm busy answering. This is a signal of reconciliation. Miao Ruyun really knows how to give me face.
Miao Ruyun and I came to her boudoir. Although she has moved here for so long, I entered her room for the first time. Although I usually change various angles and ways and try my best to peep into her room, I didn't expect to come in so openly.
As soon as I stepped into her room, I felt very comfortable. Peeping is one thing, and coming in openly is another. This, I call it sultry.
Sultry, that is, the heart of Ximen Qing under Liu Xiahui's appearance, that is, the heart of Princess Jianning under the appearance of Shuanger. If you have a pure heart under your pure appearance, don't think that you are a Tang monk. In fact, you are a sanitary napkin.
Look at the pink room, the pink bed, ** the pink sheets. This is too aphrodisiac. Well, is she hinting at me? Miao Ruyun, as long as you give me a love, I will return your one-night stand.
I stared at the bed and thought affectionately: this bed must be very comfortable, soft and elastic. This is an artillery position that keeps shouting at me. It's not like my bed, it's hard to burp, it's just an airport. If you hang a red rope from the roof, put a fitness ball next to it, and then put a happy chair there. Miao Ruyun put on a short black skirt again and asked with low eyebrows, "What kind of service do you need, sir?" How beautiful and sexually blessed such a life is.
Miao Ruyun saw me looking around the room with an obscene smile on her face from time to time, and asked me angrily, "What are you looking at?"
"I... I'm looking to see if there are rats hanging in your room. Have we had an agreement before?" While answering justice and awe-inspiringly, I scolded myself in my heart, making you hypocritical and hypocritical.
In fact, men and women are hypocritical. The man said that he actually loved her to put her in **, and the woman said that he loved him to empty his waist. Therefore, women look at their faces and men look at their waists.
Miao Ruyun looked at me suspiciously, and her eyes were obviously full of meaningful meaning. I was busy covering myself: "What's wrong with your computer?"
"It's a blue screen as soon as it is turned on." After saying that, Miao Ruyun turned on the computer. The computer really cooperated, and a pure blue screen appeared on the monitor. It's just like my retro Nokia phone.
To be honest, I can repair some inexplicable blank faults in the word when I repair the computer. I'm not at a loss for such advanced problems.
"Have you pressed the restart button?" I pointed to the small button on the navel of the computer.
"Restart is still the same, but the blue screen is still the same." Miao Ruyun pressed the navel of the computer. As a result, as she said, the computer really gave her face.
When I looked at it, there was only one feeling: my hands are so white, whiter than green onions.
The computer gives Miao Ruyun a lot of face, but it doesn't give me any face. After I unplugged and replugged all the sockets, the monitor was still as blue as my mobile phone screen.
When I was busy plugging in the socket, I crawled the boring Miao Ruyun on me. I trembled all over and finally came. Under the stimulation of my powerful male hormones, Miao Ruyun was finally going to start to play restricted content with me.
Behind, two soft things are against my heart. At this time, a warm and wet air hit my ear, and Miao Ruyun came to my ear and said softly, "Why don't we do something meaningful?"
Isn't this a naked contempt for my ability, as a pure man. You can ruin my body and insult my soul, but you must not question my ability to work. I wiped the sweat on my head, gritted my teeth and said, "I must fix it!"
After I plugged in three times, I finally realized that sometimes self-confidence is also a mistake, and strength is not necessarily reliable. For example, Sister Feng is very confident, but you dare to say that she is beautiful; the extermination master has strength, but you dare to say that she is charming. The key is that you have to fight in the opposite direction. For example, if he stands in the north, it is NB; the same B, if he is in the south, it is SB.
I wiped the sweat on my forehead, and I really regretted it. Knowing that my ability is limited, I just did something meaningful. I turned around and smiled at Miao Ruyun: "I have good news and bad news for you. Do you want to listen to the good first or the bad first?
"Listen first." Miao Ruyun, who was sitting in **, stretched out.
"There is really something wrong with the computer." I said with a smile.
"What's the good news?"
"I know a home computer repairer, and it is said that the technology is acceptable. If I go, I can get a discount. I said with a smile.
Then, my eyes darkened, and a pink pillow hit me hard on the face. There is also a fragrance.
Here, Zhang Deshuai solemnly reminds everyone that they must learn to repair computers. Because a personal computer broke down in the past, he took it to repair it. Everyone knows what happened next.
In the end, we went to repair the computer. In the taxi, I saw the driver's eyes constantly looking at the rearview mirror, always hoping that Miao Ruyun and I would have something to do behind.
Here. I can't help but want to say a few more words: there is also a lot of knowledge in taking a taxi. The man sat in front and grabbed the money when he arrived at the destination. This is neither a colleague or a friend. The two sat in the back and muttered together. The man paid the car. This is the two are dating. The woman sat in front of the bus and the woman gave the money. This is a husband and wife. As soon as they came up, they nibbled together. When they arrived at the ground, the man paid the money. These are two netizens. After the meal, the woman hugged the man, and the man cried dissatisfiedly. It was the mother holding the baby.
"Your computer must be poisoned." I said to Miao Ruyun's words.
"What should I do?"
"If you don't turn it on for a month, you will be hungry for the virus for a month, and you will be fine." This method was told by a master.
"Cut!" After saying that, Miao Ruyun turned her head and was despised by the little girl again.
At this time, I saw the driver laughing from the rearview mirror.