Chapter 50 Lantern Festival Special

You are a bull, and you are in second place regardless of numbers or letters. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

(First of all, I wish everyone a happy Lantern Festival. I wish the rich and handsome people raise their wives for others, the ugly and poor happy, the leftover women happy, and the saints happy. Anyway, everyone is happy.)

The sun has risen, and old Cao came to his workplace with a banner with the words "calculate payment".

"Lao Cao, here it comes." The guy next to him who spread the traditional culture of the Chinese nation like Old Cao saw Old Cao coming and moved his booth to the side. Speaking of stalls, it is actually a piece of rag.

Starting a business is so simple! It's good that you don't have to pay taxes.

As soon as old Cao sat down, a young man came over in a hurry. As soon as he saw Old Cao, he immediately bowed his head and shouted, "Master, master!"

Old Cao was stunned and didn't know why this young man said that. But a master should always have the style of a master. That is to install and hold it. Have you ever seen a master who is not unpredictable and does not eat the fireworks of the world? If you see the master's left hand fiddling with the mud between his toes, and his right hand is still sucking noodles, shouting, "Boss, another fried egg." Then you must think he is a charlatan.

When the young man was almost worshipped, the old man Cao brushed his beard with satisfaction and asked him, "Young man, what's going on?"

"Master, do you remember the person you mentioned the other day that was destined to have a son and later conflicted with you?" After saying that, the young man raised his head and looked at Old Cao with sincere eyes.

"Oh, oh. What's wrong?" Old Cao obviously didn't react, but it's hard to say that he couldn't remember, so he had to laugh.

"Master, you are really a god. I complained about you that day. I really don't know the real king with my naked eyes. I didn't worship Brother Chun in the exam. In the middle of the night, there was a sound in the room. My sleeping wife suddenly shouted to me, 'No, my husband is back. Hide quickly.' I was so scared that I quickly put on my clothes and ran to the wardrobe. At first, we laughed at each other. Later, neither of them spoke. The young man took a breath and continued, "Although I want to have another son and often make a hole in the family, my wife's behavior reminds me of what you said. Just ask her what's going on. My wife didn't admit it at first, but then began to cry and apologize to me. Master, thank you very much. It's you who can make me happy and make her come to power smoothly.

After listening to the young man's words, old Cao couldn't help brushing his beard again. Ni thought to himself: Ma, you have a mistress, and I still have "no ball during the day, and the ball is fine at night." Why is the gap between people so big?

Old Cao didn't say anything, and the young man came forward again, holding a few lovely Mao (harmonious) chairman in his hand and said, "Master, can you count it for me again?"

Old Cao pondered and then replied, "I have 'three calculations' and 'three calculations'. Do you want to listen well?"

The young man nodded quickly and said with a smile, "The master is a master, which is different from those who run the world. Do you think there are any 'three don't count'?

"It's not a national event. If you ask me to calculate whether the United States wants to fight Iran, why don't you ask Obama directly?

"This is a must." The young man nodded and echoed.

"Two are not counting the bulls and bears in the stock market. This stock market is like a man with a wife who is impotent. Throw it away, I can't bear it; stay together and get angry every day. He waited on him deliciously, hoping that he could be a little masculine. As soon as I saw him rise up (harmoniously), he hadn't finished taking off his clothes, and he couldn't do it again! The key is that you just put on your clothes and were ready to have an affair, and he pulled you back and said, 'There is a reaction, there is a reaction, wait!'"

"The master is worthy of being a master. It's really in one word. We are not Guo Dengfeng. Every time we are fired, we are trapped. The young man looked sad.

"Who is Guo Dengfeng?" Old Cao asked.

"*Her mother. Strange people in the stock world, the idols of all of us. The young man answered quickly.

"Oh. I don't count if I won the lottery. I can calculate that I have won five million by myself. After saying that, Old Cao quietly pinched a few lottery tickets in his pocket.

"That's it. Master, you said 'three counts', so what is 'three counts'? The young man asked Old Cao again.

"Three calculations, that is, the rest are counted. For example, whether a child is a man or a woman, whether life is successful or not, that's all. Old Cao looked greedily at the "Chairman Mao (harmonious)" in the hands of the young man. I sighed in my heart: These days, only 50 cents represent the people.

"Can dream interpretation be counted?" The young man asked the old Cao anxiously.

"Calculation!" Old Cao answered firmly.

"Master, I've been having the same dream recently - I found a basement in a dark room. When I approached slowly, the thick door of the basement opened with a 'squeak'. Then, a chill hit me. I was about to see what happened, and then I woke up. Master, can you solve it?

After listening to this, Old Cao took a branch and scrimbled on the ground. The young man didn't dare to speak and waited quietly.

"Your refrigerator is Siemens, right?" Old Cao didn't raise his head and said. Although it was a question, Old Cao did not answer in a questionable tone.

"Master, you are truly a god. Even this can be calculated." The young man looked at old Cao with admiration.

Then, the young man asked Old Cao to help him gossip. It's nothing more than this year's good or bad luck, and when is the auspicious day for marriage? When Old Cao finished calculating for him, he respectfully handed over a few bills and left with satisfaction.

Looking at the young man's figure, looking at Old Cao happily counting the hundreds of yuan banknotes, his peers next to him came over: "Lao Cao, okay. Is the nursery good enough to catch up with Dong Qing?

Actually speaking, there are three kinds of tricks on traditional streets: drinking and cheating. Drink, that is, a person scribbles on the ground. People will stop to look at it out of curiosity. The guy suddenly looks up and shouts. If you are stunned and ask him, "Are you calling me?" Congratulations, you are trapped. In fact, he just shouts casually and waits for you to answer the stubble; there is no need to say. If you don't know, look at Dong Qing and Liu Qian in the Spring Festival Gala; fraud is also very simple, fooling people with big words.

Old Cao was furious when he heard his peers insulting his professional ethics like this. He said loudly, "Nima, I came from a serious class. Lan Xiang's."

"Lan Xiang, isn't he just learning excavators? I'm still from Xinhua, studying computers, and the state recognizes my academic qualifications. Hearing old Cao say this, the guy said unconvincedly.

"Why did you come out to start a business when you studied computer?" Old Cao asked.

"I can't afford to be a programmer. You see, I didn't go home until midnight. It's either a thief or a programmer. Now that the police see people on the road in the middle of the night, they all come up and ask you 'how many bytes of Chinese characters' first? The colleagues around Mr. Cao fell into bitter memories. After a long time, he was freed from his memories and sighed, "One year of programmers, ten years of youth."

"Let's go and treat you to dinner." Seeing that the sun was about to climb to the top of his head and his waist bag bulged, Old Cao said boldly.

In a small restaurant on the roadside, Old Cao ordered a few dishes, ordered a few bottles of wine, and ate it with his colleagues.

Old Cao drank a glass of beer pleasantly and asked, "Then why don't you do it?"

Old Cao's colleagues chewed peanuts rattle. He did not immediately answer Old Cao, but stared at Old Cao and asked, "Do you think I'm old this year?"

Old Cao stretched out five fingers and shook in front of his colleagues.

"Actually, I'm only 27 this year." As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly spat twice, which seemed to have eaten a bad peanut.

"How is that possible?" The colleague's answer was completely beyond Cao's expectation.

"If you are a programmer for a year, you can be ten years old." My colleague continued, "I resigned and went to apply for another company. Others look at the photos on my resume, and then look at the age on my resume, they will ask me, 'Why doesn't this look like it?' I will answer 'What's written below, programmer'. The other party will suddenly realize it as soon as they hear it. Speaking of this, the guy picked up his glass, drank half a glass of beer fiercely, and then said, "In addition, this year's job is particularly difficult to find, and there are layoffs everywhere. I'll go to the company I just mentioned the next day, and the guy who interviewed me is packing up?!

"Yes. It's better to do a job like ours. Don't be afraid that someone will fire you. By the way, how did you think of doing this? Old Cao asked his colleagues.

"Self-taught and come out to set up a stall. It's not accurate. Welcome to kick the hall. After answering Cao's question, the colleague asked Cao, "That's not your entrustment. How can you tell that his refrigerator is Siemens?"

"Young people should also know astronomy and geography. The knowledge in this is deep. How can I know that his refrigerator is Siemens? It's not calculated, but calculated.

As soon as he heard Cao's words, his peers immediately raised their interest and hurriedly asked, "Tsk me?"

"Is that young man dressed well just now?" Old Cao asked first.

"Well, it's okay." The colleague nodded and replied.

"If you dress well, the family conditions should be fine, right? The conditions at home are good. Do you need a refrigerator at home?

"Uh-huh. This is necessary. There are not many household appliances in that house now. The colleague replied.

"He must dream of connecting with real life. That's what we say about 'thinking day and dreaming night'. Think about it again. What makes a cold wind as soon as you open the door? Old Cao looked at his companion with a smile.

The colleague immediately reacted: "Refrigerator!"

"What brand of refrigerator door is prone to problems?" Old Cao induced him to ask his colleagues.

"Siemens!" His colleague suddenly realized and said, "High, it's really high. Lao Cao, if you don't do reasoning, will it be a waste of you?"