Chapter 69 Leading the Way

Men are like boasting fathers - chasing the sun; women are like sunflowers - looking for the sun. - Zhang Deshuai's quotes

Thursday, August 4, 2011

In the Book of Rites, it is written that "a gentleman is far away from cooking", and I have always abided by it. I can't see those people killing fish and chicken cruelly, but this doesn't stop me from eating them. In fact, as long as you don't take the chicken leg from my mouth, I will also oppose killing chickens.

When I entered Miao Ruyun's office and offered to go to the vegetable market with Miao Ruyun after work, she looked at me in surprise. Miao Ruyun asked me uncertainly, "Are you going?"

"Isn't it okay?" I said loudly and didn't tell her that I actually wanted to find my leader.

Miao Ruyun did not answer positively, but said "Oh" and began to read her documents again.

No matter when, the vegetable market is always a busy scene. The bustling crowd, the complicated shouting and hawking, combined into a picture full of life atmosphere.

Miao Ruyun wandered around and said, "There is not much rice at home. I want to buy some rice. Now that the price of pork has risen, we still need to buy some pork, but we need to buy less. ......”

I wandered around the vegetable market with Miao Ruyun, but my eyes have been looking for "red and green matching" inside. When Uncle Yuanji gave me a make-up lesson last night, he said that my leader would appear here today, and he was a red and green match. These days, who dares to wear red and green clothes? Do you really think there will be rural non-mainstream in the vegetable market?

Not to mention, I really saw a guy with a red vest and green trousers on the bottom. Not only green trousers, but also crotch trousers.

A five- or six-year-old boy is chewing sugar cane in the corner of a pork stall. His dark eyes turned around, and finally, his eyes were fixed on me and kept me happy. The saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, a long and bright string. Finally, it dripped on his vest, forming a round spot.

Is this guy my leader?

I can't believe it. It seems that Uncle Yuanji is really good at making fun of me.

Seeing that Miao Ruyun had walked forward, I followed her two steps. Finally, he turned his head to look at the child uneasily.

Yes, he is still watching me have fun. He smiled stupidly and lovingly.

At this time, many young geniuses immediately emerged in front of me: Gan Luo was the prime minister at the age of 12, Cao Zijian could write poetry at the age of seven, and Huang Yibo watched "News Network" at the age of two... If this silly boy is really an unrivaled genius, it is not impossible to know yin and yang at the age of five.

Uncle Yuanji's words appeared in my mind again during the make-up class, "Tomorrow, in the vegetable market, red and green matching, you will see the leader."

Also, why does he keep staring at me, not at Zhang San or Li Si? It seems that the leader who has been admonished in my dream really appeared in front of me.

"Ruyun, don't go, wait for me?" I turned my head and said to Miao Ruyun.

Miao Ruyun looked at me inexplicably. Before she could figure out what was going on, she saw me strode towards the little boy chewing sugar cane. She also followed me in a hurry and asked me as she walked, "What's going on?"

"I met a leader. It's really hard to find a place to break the iron shoes!" I answered proudly.

"Leader?" Miao Ruyun read on one side, but still looked blank.

I squatted in front of the little boy and stared at him with a flattering smile.

He also smiled, laughing and chewing sugar cane in his mouth. I guess he was afraid that I would rob him of his sugar cane.

"Are you a rescuer invited by the monkey?" I asked him excitedly.

He was stunned and didn't answer me.

"Are you a rescuer invited by the monkey?" I asked again, and then reached out to touch him.

Touching is always the best way to enhance relationships between people, whether it is ** or under the bed.

The little boy watched me reach out and quickly retreat. He retreated and wanted to avoid my gentle touch, but he still didn't dodge it.

Unfortunately, I just touched his little guy exposed outside.

This time, he finally reacted.

"Wow"

He stood where he grinned and began to cry.

As soon as Miao Ruyun saw this situation, she hurriedly dodged. I was left alone squatting in the same place.

Nima, that's not how the script is written.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" An angry voice came from the top of his head. The female boss, who sold pork, poked her head from behind the butcher's stall and asked me loudly.

"No, nothing." I stood up quickly and muttered.

Hearing her roar, she roared and surrounded a large circle of people, including Miao Ruyun. Chinese people are like this. They like to be lively, and the loudest sounds can stick to a pile like a sticky mouse board.

"You didn't do anything, my child cried?" The pig-killing knife in her hand fell fiercely on the chopping board.

The huge pig-killing knife without real-name system made a dull sound on the chopping board, flashing with green light, and a layer of oil flowers sticking to the knife, which made me feel bored.

Her face is as cold as this weather.

"I think he is cute. I can't tease him. It's against the law to tease children. You arrest me, you arrest me?" I looked around for a week and suddenly felt that I couldn't lose my momentum. As long as the momentum is lost, the whole game will definitely be lost.

My shouting immediately attracted people around me to look at me with a strange respect. Of course, it does not include Miao Ruyun.

"Hammer!" Seeing that the female pork rice obviously lost in momentum, she scolded me.

"hammer, you hammer!" I reached out and patted the chopping board and said loudly.

The surrounding eyes are more worshipful. Looking at their faces, they should be lagging behind in this year's CPI and have been bullied a lot by pork vendors.

Suddenly, my heroism increased a lot.

"Ser-"

There is only knife light left between heaven and earth.

A pig-killing knife can be placed in the position where I just let go.

It's so dangerous, but fortunately I shrink my hands fast enough. Otherwise, her pig's feet are mixed with my fingers.

This made the people around laugh. Chinese people are like this and like to be lively. They all forgot that I had just fought strongly against the pork dealers who cheated them.

My face is pale. Although my vertical development is definitely greater than her, the horizontal trend is that she surpasses me. On such an average, if we tear it up now, I will not necessarily have the upper hand.

Don't forget that she still has a pig-killing knife without a real-name system. But I only have a copycat mobile phone. In this way, I'm at a low hand.

Although I have Xiaoji, this stupid dog will definitely not take advantage of it if he fights. I'm grateful that it didn't bite me.

The little boy has gone back to the booth. He said with a crying voice, "Uncle touched me just now!" After saying that, he also pointed to the place I had just touched.

The female pork vendor suddenly looked up and looked like a torch.

The pig-killing knife separated us and made a low cry. Even the oil flowers on it glowed white with excitement.

Suddenly, she smiled at me, with white teeth in her open mouth, and she could even see blood-red shred meat between her teeth. She asked me, "Little brother, what do you want to buy?" The best pig's foot pole?"

I know that I have lost this battle.

I have no knife in my hand, and there is no knife in my heart.

The crowd has gradually dispersed.

"Why didn't you help me just now?" While wandering in the vegetable market, I questioned Miao Ruyun.

"How can I help in that case?" Miao Ruyun said with a smile, "But why did you find that child just now?"

I told Miao Ruyun about the content of the make-up lesson given to me last night. After hearing this, Miao Ruyun suddenly realized and said, "You don't think that little boy is your leader, do you?"

I nodded and said, "The vegetable market, red and green, he is in line with it."

"Is he so small?" Miao Ruyun looked at me and questioned.

"What's wrong with Xiao Xiao? Huang Yibo still watches "News Network" and reads "People's Daily" at the age of seven?" I retorted. In fact, I also make excuses for myself.

However, I now feel that I have been fooled by the silence. This cow's nose, if you dare to do it like this, next time you meet him, I will slap him 50 yuan with a big ear scraper.

Walking all the way, Miao Ruyun didn't move. Her eyes were shining, and she stared at a large basin next to her, in which all kinds of fish were swimming happily.

"I said, let's stop eating fish, okay? You said that I have eaten fish every day since you came. Everything I see now looks like I'm swimming in the water. I hurriedly grabbed Miao Ruyun.

"Isn't it delicious for me?" Miao Ruyun asked me with her head tilted.

"No, you know, people are tired of what they eat."

"Then why don't I get tired of eating? I want to eat fish when I see it?" Miao Ruyun asked me.

"So, you are not a human being." I answered with my mouth open. After saying that, I regretted it.

Hearing me say this, Miao Ruyun stared at me fiercely. She asked me with a smile, "What did you just say?"

"I, I said, that's why you can be a director." I quickly changed my words.

Don't be wrong this time, in case Miao Ruyun is angry and quit. The group in my small building insisted that I would not eat the dishes. The point is that none of us can cook.

So, don't offend anyone who can cook at home. Otherwise, it will cause public anger.

Although Miao Ruyun knew what I just said, she was not angry about it. She just stared at me again and turned to look at the fish swimming in the basin.

As soon as Miao Ruyun squatted down, the fish swimming happily in the basin immediately did not move and shrank in a corner.

Miao Ruyun, look at your poor fish. Even the fish don't want to talk to you.

When Miao Ruyun was buried in looking for fish, I crossed her head and saw two people squatting on the ground and nibbling watermelon.

One of them was old Cao, who was talking to the guy next to him while eating.

"You choose first. I'll go and have a look. Come to me after you finish your choice." I said to Miao Ruyun.

"Hmm!" Miao Ruyun agreed, but her head did not rise.

When I went there, I couldn't help but be shocked. Because the person who eats watermelon with old Cao is the silent uncle who gave me make-up lessons...