Chapter 70 Uncle Died

There are some things in the world that you can't stop, such as the children who desperately look for their mothers in the toilet, such as the aunt who upset you every month. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Thursday, August 4, 2011

I'm not surprised by who old Cao is with, but I have to be surprised by him when he is with Uncle Yuanji.

Old Cao saw me coming, squatted on the ground and greeted me: "Handsome, you're here. Eat a melon. This melon is so sweet.

Looking at the melon skin piled up in front of them, it should have been a while.

"Is that you?" I stood there and asked the silence.

Uncle Yuanji didn't answer me. It's not that he didn't want to answer, but that he is now stretching his neck and his eyes are wide open. He put the watermelon he had just eaten halfway on the table, and his hands were in a mess around his neck. After a while, he smiled.

Feelings, I was choked by watermelon just now.

When Uncle Yuanji calmed down, he greeted me: "Shen Can, come on, eat melons."

With his greeting, I was sure that the guy who was eating watermelon with Mr. Cao on the ground, who perfectly integrated eight taels of gold and Li Jindou, and now flowing red watermelon juice along the corners of his mouth, was the dead uncle who gave me a make-up lesson last night.

"Uncle, it's spare time now, so let's not mention the nickname in class? You see, I didn't tell you to be dead. Everyone respects each other?" Listening to him call me Shen Can, I got angry. I'm much taller than Pan Changjiang. Do I have to buy tickets when I cross the subway? This, I'm at the same level as Si Niang. Why doesn't it make people angry?

"Yes, yes, you can call me uncle in the future. I'll call you handsome, just like applying for pregnancy?" Uncle Yuanji said as the custom when he came to his hometown.

However, the old man Cao next to him was not happy to say this. Old Cao quickly vomited a few watermelon seeds and whispered, "Uncle, didn't we just say that we would stop talking about numbers? Can you just call me Xiao Cao?"

"Oh, yes, yes. No one calls the Taoist. Whoever calls the Taoist will slap him with a big-ear scraper. Uncle Yuanji's proposal this time was approved by us. After saying that, Uncle Yuanshi greeted me again: "Handsome, come on, eat melons?"

Looking at the black soil that opened my teeth and claws at me in the place where the silent uncle was not stained with red watermelon juice, I felt sick: feelings, you have integrated eating melons and washing hands in two steps.

"I don't eat, you eat, you eat. Am I still waiting for Miao Ruyun?" I smiled and refused Uncle Yuan's kindness.

As soon as I was about to leave, I was stopped by an old man Cao's words.

Old Cao said, "Handsome, you'd better eat something. Anyway, you'll pay later!"

I looked at the piles of melons piled up on the ground and thought to myself: Damn, we don't play like this. I can't bear to eat watermelon myself, but you two ate it first.

"I have no money." After saying that, I began to turn over my pockets and show them that I really don't have money.

I want to treat you, no way! Am I the kind of person who only knows how to suffer losses and doesn't know how to get glory? Will a person like me who gives a beggar five yuan and takes another five yuan from his bowl easily suffer losses?

Looking at the pocket pulled out by me in the wind, old man Cao blinked his eyes and quickly stretched out his hand to stuff it in his pocket. After stuffing, he said to Uncle Yuanshi, "Uncle, I didn't bring any money today. Have you brought it?"

"I only brought the ICBC card, the kind of national chain." Uncle Yuanji said with a serious face.

I really haven't seen the world. That one is called UnionPay, do you understand? Damn, you are still a national chain, and I still have a three-year warranty? The bank is like Carrefour and Wal-Mart.

Neither of these two chicken thieves will pay. I was secretly grateful: Fortunately, I forgot to bring my wallet today, otherwise, I would have been slaughtered today.

"Boss, cut us another melon!" Old Cao shouted.

Boss Gua hugged a melon with a smile and said to Old Cao and Yuan Ji, "I didn't see that you two have good teeth!"

How can it be? I ate such a big pile of melon peel.

This time, I sat down without waiting for Uncle Yuanshi to greet me. When the boss opened everything, he took a piece and nibbled it up.

Sand, sweet. The key is that as long as you don't pay for it, it tastes particularly delicious.

Old Cao ate a mouthful of watermelon, and his mouth was full of red melon juice and asked Uncle Yuanshi, "Uncle, how do you know that the handsome man will come to the vegetable market today?"

"At noon today, I had a lesson as a teacher. At that time, I pointed to this calculation: sitting in the palace, it was noon, and the value of the star. Balancers, scales and weights. So the handsome man must appear in the vegetable market today. Uncle Yuanji answered with a smile.

Old Cao nodded quickly and said flatteringly, "Uncle is really a god."

Listening to Mr. Cao's compliment, I refused to be idle. While swallowing watermelon juice, I scolded in my heart: God, your sister, he gave me a make-up lesson last night. Tell me that I will come to the vegetable market today, and I will meet the leader here. As a result, the leader did not meet, but was almost regarded as a (harmonious) pedophilia.

It seems that this guy's skill is much deeper than that of old Cao's, and he also took out all the six magic lessons to fool him.

"What is Ligong? I know there is Li Song?" I asked while I reached out to hold the watermelon and my mouth was free.

"It's the south." Old Cao replied.

I didn't say anything more, but I was busy destroying the watermelon in my mouth.

"Today's three legends, Shen, You and Xu are the wealth officials of Japan, and they are worthy of the noble god tiger Changxuan. Xu was a hell, and he was a prison official before his death. It is often used for rice and wheat, with Youjin and Lianru, when you buy rice. Two gold weighed four, and it should have been eight catties of rice. But as soon as Yin Jia rushed, the stars moved. In the end, I got four taels and six cents of rice. Uncle Yuanshi said endlessly.

Old Cao nodded as he listened, with a series of beautiful words in his mouth.

I ate watermelon and sighed in my heart: What is this? The level of deception is professional enough, much better than that of old Cao.

While they were flattered and modest, I destroyed another piece of watermelon. I stopped. It was not that I was embarrassed to eat again, but that I ate too fast and couldn't help burping.

"Uncle, what did you just say?" I listened to Uncle Yuanshi's story, and the second monk asked without thinking.

"Uncle, this is the six-prong divine class, that's what I said. At about seven o'clock today, you will not only appear in the vegetable market, but also buy rice. You should have bought eight catties of rice, but the rice seller's hands trembled and the dustpan moved, and the rice was sprinkled a lot. In the end, you bought eight catties, four or six yuan rice. Old Cao said proudly on the side, "Uncle, do you think what I just said is right?"

"That's right or wrong." Uncle Yuanji said with a smile.

"What do you say?" I asked with a hiccup.

"Yes, it's a pair of meters. That's not right. You don't even have money with you. Why don't you buy rice?" Uncle Yuanji replied.

This is the god. I still remember that I didn't bring money.

"Handsome, Lao Cao, who is this?" It turned out that Miao Ruyun had already come over when we ate watermelon.

Before I could introduce him, he saw Uncle Yuanshi looking up at Miao Ruyun. There was a ray of light in his eyes, but it was fleeting.

And Miao Ruyun's face changed and her body trembled a few times.

"It turned out to be a cat. Interesting, interesting!" Uncle Yuanji said with a smile.

It seems that Uncle Yuanshi still has some ability, and you can see Miao Ruyun's original image at a glance. Unlike old Cao, he can only say, "Demon, and very demon!"

"Uncle, she is fine. Except for eating fish, nothing bad has been done. She doesn't even dare to eat mice!" I was busy begging on the side.

I'm worried that if Uncle Yuanshi wants to learn from Lei Feng and accept Miao Ruyun at this time, there will be a group of guys who can't cook in my Zhang's small building. You patted your ass and left, and then I will find someone to cry.

"Uncle is a Taoist priest, not Lei Feng." Yuan Ji said with a serious face.

I suddenly felt much relieved by his answer. It seems that he won't find a way to get away with Miao Ruyun. My chef saved it.

" Sit down and eat melons!" Uncle Yuanshi pointed to the watermelon on the table and said.

Miao Ruyun sat on the table obediently, picked up a piece of watermelon and nibbled it. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, and even eating melons looks so elegant. It's not like old Cao's face full of watermelon seeds.

"Have you still bought rice?" I saw the vegetables bought by Miao Ruyun, which also contained rice, so I was busy changing the topic.

"Hmm!" Miao Ruyun nodded and whispered.

"How much did you buy?" I hurriedly asked to see if Uncle Yuan's gossip was accurate or not.

"It cost me twenty-one yuan for eight catties and four taels. I said I would buy eight catties, but who would have thought that the boss's hand shook and came out four taels more. Miao Ruyun replied. Now, she looks very reserved. It seems that she is still afraid of her uncle's death in her heart.

Hearing Miao Ruyun's answer, there was something ringing and buzzing in my ear. What the hell is going on? If Uncle Yuanji said that I would appear in the vegetable market today, it was because he knew in advance how many meters Miao Ruyun bought. Does he have the ability to predict prophets?

Then, don't I keep a treasure basin?

"Uncle, what is the lottery number of this issue of the two-color ball?" I rubbed my hands excitedly and asked Uncle Yuanji.

Do you think I will know? I want to know. I bought it myself. With a period of 5 million, you will be a panda man for the next time. Do you still want to be a Taoist priest? Uncle Yuanji replied with a sad face.

I sounded disappointedly, "Oh!" Uncle Yuanji is absolutely right. If this is changed to me, I can calculate the lottery number, and I won't be a Taoist priest. I just wait to buy a two-color ball and have to close the welfare lottery.

"What about the stock?" I asked unquestioningly.

"The stock market is risky, so you need to be cautious when entering the market." Uncle Yuanji answered earnestly. It seems that he is also a fearless Chinese retailer.

My dream of getting rich has been shattered again.

"Boss, open another melon!" Old Cao shouted when he saw that the watermelon on the table had been wiped out by us.

Boss Gua smiled and came out with a watermelon and said to us, "Your teeth are so good! We have launched a special offer to eat 10 watermelons and get 1 watermelon for free.

Nima, 10 watermelons, I want to eat them to death.

"I said first, I didn't bring any money." As soon as the boss of Gua left, I will declare it again. Don't want me to treat you.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'll treat you this time!" Uncle Yuanji said with a smile.

"It's still me, it's me!" Miao Ruyun scrambled.

The two had a dispute about who the treat.

Chinese people like to treat guests, especially when they can't invite guests. Finally, it made everyone unhappy. That's what we said about politeness. You are polite, but you are polite.

"I said it was my invitation!" Uncle Yuanji said a little unhappy.

As soon as Miao Ruyun saw that Uncle Yuanshi was a little unhappy, she stopped insisting.

"Uncle, this is different from your class. Don't you think it's a handsome treat?" Old Cao hurriedly said when he saw that it was Uncle Yuanshi's treat at the end, which was incompatible with his script.

Who told him not to bring his wallet? Besides, can you tell a hundred times? Even Confucius can be counted as six or seven out of ten, and they are all masters of divination. Uncle Yuanji replied.

This time, let old Cao close his mouth obediently.

"Uncle, you can't swipe your national chain card here." I kindly reminded Uncle Yuanji.

Why do you remind me so? It's because I've suffered losses in this regard. The two went out to eat at the stall and agreed to invite me. In the end, the guy had to take out his bank card to swipe the card. In the end, I paid for it and lost his reputation as a treat.

"It's okay, it's okay. You have your own tricks to be a teacher. Uncle Yuanshi said.

Looking at his confident appearance, I'm not polite. Shake off the cheeks, open the back teeth, let go of the belly and eat.

I didn't dare to burp until my stomach was round. As soon as I burp, watermelon juice came out of my throat before I stopped talking.

"Have you eaten yet?" Looking at me holding my stomach in both hands, Uncle Yuanji asked me with a smile in his eyes.

I nodded and dared not speak. Because watermelon juice is in my throat, I'm afraid that when I speak with one mouth, it is not words, but watermelon juice.

Miao Ruyun didn't say anything. Since she met Uncle Yuan, she has been very careful and didn't even say much.

"Boss, bring another melon." Uncle Yuanji shouted with a bad smile. It seems that this guy has other plans in his mind.

Boss Gua happily hugged another melon. He thought he had met the God of Wealth today.

Uncle Yuanji's eyes were half closed. When the melon boss had just put the watermelon on the table, Uncle Yuanji's eyes were opened, his index finger was tied with his middle finger, pointing to the watermelon, and his lips were opened and closed, but he did not make a sound. Just look at the shape of the mouth, as if there is a " trace!"

The melon placed on the table grinned, like an open mouth, laughing at the melon boss.

Uncle Yuan Ji suddenly jumped up and shouted, "What's going on? Did you add a swelling (harmonious) agent to the melon? I said, why is it so sandy?"

Boss Gua was stunned as soon as he saw this situation. However, he quickly retorted, "Which eye saw me inflating (harmonious)?"

"Don't fool me, I've seen the news." Old Cao also said on the side.

These two chicken thieves have dealt with the poor melon boss in order not to spend money.

To be honest, if I hadn't been unable to speak, I would have jumped out. Damn it, who doesn't want to eat a bully meal.

"Okay, okay. I'm unlucky. I'll open another one. If I blow it up again, I'll admit defeat. Boss Gua wants to calm people away.

He is stupid, guarding the dead uncle, not to mention opening another one, you just open ten more. Not to mention taking the melon, you just bring a stone, and he can find a way to blow it up for you.

Sure enough, when the boss put the melon on the table again, the melon exploded again. This time, it was more powerful than last time, and the watermelon juice splashed on me.

The white shirt is dotted with red spots, which makes me angry: silence, it's okay if you don't want to spend money, and you won't frame me.

"Look, look. You made my nephew stained with your watermelon, and you still said that there was no swelling (harmonious) agent? Uncle Yuanji shouted unreasonably.

Old Cao was on the side, and he also put on an angry look and helped.

Boss Gua, I was dumbfounded this time. He certainly doesn't understand why it will explode as soon as he takes out the melon. This can be published in a popular science column "Walking into the Truth".

"Why don't I take another one? I don't believe it anymore?" Boss Gua said angrily. However, this time, he obviously lacks confidence.

"If the melon is fried again, you add a large amount of swelling (harmonious) to it." Uncle Yuanshi said sadly when a consumer was harmed by his interests.

Nima, Uncle Yuanshi, you are really a Taoist priest. If you want to go to Beijing Electric Power, there will be nothing wrong with Huang Bo.

I want to stand up to stop Boss Gua, but I suffer from the fact that my stomach is too round to overcome the gravity of the earth. Finally, I had to sit on the ground and watch their performance.

Boss Gua, this time, he deliberately picked up the unripe melon.

The result was still exploding. The cracked mouth on the melon opened like the silent uncle's mouth, laughing at the melon boss.

This time, Boss Gua completely lost.

He cried and looked at the crack on the melon that laughed at him. Finally, Boss Gua patted his thigh with one hand, was cruel, and said in a discussative tone, "Why don't you eat my four melons?"

"This won't work. You added a large amount of swelling (harmonious) in it, and we didn't let you compensate for our losses. You still want us to pay for it." Uncle Yuanshi shouted loudly.

"It's natural to eat melons and calculate money." Boss Gua said righteously.

"I, I'll go to the Industry and Commerce Bureau to sue you?" Old Cao was on the side, jumping on his feet and shouting.

"The Industry and Commerce Bureau is off duty." As soon as the boss settled down, he showed the shrewdness of his businessman.

"I'll call 315." Old Cao said as he pulled out the phone.

"You fight, you fight. You can get through my last name now. You don't think I know. 315 is fucking busy at other times except on March 15th. Boss Gua said with a sneer.

After all, the Gua boss is a businessman and still knows our national conditions.

Now, Old Cao has nothing to do.

Boss Gua is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He began to point the spearhead at Old Cao and urged him to pay the melon money: "Watermelon is one yuan per catty. You ate me 50 catties. I was thinking about 40 yuan for you, but now pay me 50 yuan."

Of course, old Cao quit, and the two quarreled there.

When Boss Gua and Old Cao were quarreling happily, Uncle Yuanji lowered his head with a smile, looked at me sitting there holding back hard to prevent watermelon juice from coming out, and asked, "Are you very uncomfortable?"

I nodded.

"Don't you feel uncomfortable?" Uncle Yuanji asked me with a thief smile on his face.

I nodded and then shook my head quickly. I've finished thinking about it. This guy shouldn't be...

Really, Uncle Yuanji showed a satisfied smile and waved his hand. As he waved over, I saw his two fingers pointing at me.

A great force is churning in the stomach. This power collides brainlessly in the stomach and is eager to vent.

Soon, it began to hit my throat again and again. As soon as I swallowed the first breath, it merged with the second breath, turned around and began to hit my throat again.

I pressed these two breaths tightly against my throat, and my face turned white. At this time, the third gas rushed up again with overwhelming force.

"Wow-I-"

I couldn't help spitting on the table before I could turn my head around.

A table is red, and occasionally a few black particles are embedded in it.

Fortunately, Miao Ruyun avoided quickly, otherwise, she would also be involved.

This spit doesn't matter, and the stomach contracts regularly as if it were given instructions. Every time it shrinks, some watermelon juice will be squeezed out.

I vomited there painfully...

This time, Boss Gua was stunned, and old Cao was also stunned. They looked over together.

Nima, this cow's nose is full of silence, which makes me very proud this time.

Uncle Yuanji did not look at me, but shouted angrily at the melon boss, "Look, look. Your swelling (harmonious) agent made my nephew vomit?"

Boss Gua looked at me who was vomiting happily, and only opened his mouth and didn't know what to say.

"Do you dare to say that there is no swelling (harmonious)? Let's go to the hospital for examination? Do we believe in science? Uncle Yuanji said indignantly.

"Yes, let's go to the hospital. I'll call 120 now?" Old Cao said help on the side. After saying that, old Cao took out the phone again.

Boss Gua was really stunned this time. He hurriedly stopped old Cao and nodded violently: "Let's talk about something, let's talk about it?"

"Go to the hospital, do you think my brothers have become like this? If you don't go to the hospital, it won't end today?" Old Cao said unrelentingly.

Boss Gua was busy accompanying him and said, "We don't have to go to the hospital in a hurry. Do you think this is okay? We don't care about your money. I'm unlucky today?"

"Let's go to the hospital..." Old Cao said unrelentingly.

But he was stopped by Uncle Yuanshi. He stared at Boss Gua with a smile: "I think this method makes it. Why don't you give us some more?

As soon as the melon boss heard it, he quickly selected a few large ones from the melon pile, wrapped them in plastic bags and handed them over. Boss Gua accompanied and said carefully, "I'm really sorry today. I'm really sorry today!"

When I vomited enough on the side, I stared fiercely at Uncle Yuji: Nima, I don't even bring this. But he really fought with him twice, and I'm sure I won't get any good. This resentment has to be buried in my heart.

On the way, Uncle Yuanshi smiled and said to me, "Handsome, you have to understand the difficulties of being a teacher. At that time, the situation was a little urgent. You have to sacrifice the little self for the sake of the big self!"

"Why don't you say sacrifice you?" Without finishing my words, I felt a sweet and sour smell rising from my stomach and quickly closed my mouth.

"Why don't you go back and give you these melons to eat. Okay?" Uncle Yuanji looked at me with a smile.

I bit my lips tightly and stared at the silent uncle fiercely. Now whoever lets me eat melons, I will worry about it.

"Shall I treat you to mutton kebabs?" Looking at the mutton kebab not far away, Uncle Yuanji said with a bad smile.

"Who do you want to vomit this time? I said yes first, I won't do it?" Old Cao said with a lingering heart.

"Neither, the urban management will come soon. Let's go to eat, tell him to eat, and then pay for it. Uncle Yuanji replied with a bad smile.

Nima, round cow nose, you are really a Taoist priest with a two-meter three-sterix breasts - great shame (seven feet (harmonious) breasts)!