Chapter 78 Watching a movie with Jiang Yingyu

It's "good" to be a woman and "it's" tiring to be a man. - Quotes from Zhang Deshuai

Sunny on Friday, August 5, 2011

I (Zhang Deshuai) cursed while going upstairs: What do you think of Mu Hongzi? Is there a bag in his skull? You said that Zhang Deshuai was a good protagonist, and you insisted that Miao Ruyun come out to make up. Are you going to change the protagonist?

Besides, in China, the unspoken rules should also be directors, and producers, when will it be your turn as a dead screenwriter?

I want to declare again here: the diary is my diary, and I am the only well-deserved protagonist. If you dare to change the protagonist casually, be careful not to quit.

Jiang Yingyu opened a crack in the door, poked her head out and asked me quietly, "Have you brought it?"

I nodded, and the USB flash drive shook in front of her.

Seeing the familiar USB flash drive in my hand, Jiang Yingyu smiled with satisfaction and opened the door completely.

As for it, why don't you just watch a romantic film, which makes it look like an underground party.

If Miao Ruyun's room is a pink sea, then Jiang Yingyu's room is the hometown of Baiyun.

Looking at me copying movies on her computer, Jiang Yingyu asked me in a low voice, "What type did you bring today?"

After Jiang Yingyu's question, my heart thumped. Broad and profound sexual culture, some things are difficult to explain.

How can I explain to her what the tortoise shell binding method is, how to explain to her what diamond rope binding method is, and how to explain to her what the hanging rope binding method is. Such a professional term can't be understood by a newcomer who doesn't understand ** as insomnia, or she can know ** at most and doesn't know what Sadmasok syndrome is.

The so-called "specialization in art" and the so-called "Tao also has Tao". In this professional way, I can only quietly imagine it in private.

If I want to explain to Jiang Yingyu, there is only one way to take out a rope and tie her up by myself. However, if I really do this, she will definitely give me a "too anxious old gentleman".

In the end, I chose a more middle saying: "Today, let's study another field of romance - the bondage of love."

"What is the bondage of love?" This statement made Jiang Yingyu a little confused.

"How to say, that is to say, you have seen rice dumplings?" I turned my head and looked at Jiang Yingyu explain. I think this needs to be explained in a simple way.

I can't help but imagine Jiang Yingyu's delicate skin and a rough hemp rope, which will cooperate with me holding a low-temperature wax with a grim smile on the side. Jiang Yingyu in the picture is like a zongzi that has only been hung up. I pushed gently, and she was spinning in the air. The picture is very yellow and violent.

"What's wrong with you? Is there anything wrong?" Jiang Yingyu asked me contemptuously. After asking, she reached out and shook her hand in front of me.

Just now, I only thought about the very yellow and violent pictures and forgot that Jiang Yingyu stood in front of me. To be sure, I must have shown a lustful smile just now. It seems that you can't do harm to others!

Jiang Yingyu must have thought that I had bound her love just now. This is the so-called "the bitch people spit on it, and the sultry people are alone."

"It's okay, it's okay. Do you know Zongzi? I came to my senses and asked her quickly.

"Do you want to eat or something else?" Jiang Yingyu was stunned and asked me.

Does Zongzi have any other effects? I only know that there are cute cucumbers and clever little bananas. Bitter gourds are selected for the heavy taste. The heaviest taste is that I have heard of small potatoes, and they are blocked. However, this is the first time I have heard of this rice dumplings.

It seems that sexual culture is really extensive and profound, and I still have to work hard to learn advanced education!

"Huh? Is there anything else in Zongzi? I asked with a long nose.

"Don't say you haven't seen "Ghost Blows Out the Light"?" Jiang Yingyu stared at me and said with a little incredible.

"I have not only seen Ghost Blows Out the Light, but I have also seen Grave Robbery Notes. What does this have to do with Zongzi?

"You are stupid. Don't you often say that zombies are zongzi? Although I am a demon destroyer, I still have to talk about the basics of zombies in class. Jiang Yingyu explained to me with a delicate smile.

"Oh." I nodded and continued to watch the progress of the film.

What Jiang Yingyu said did not attract my interest at all. Damn, the zongzi you just mentioned is a zombie, which has kept me classifying zongzi and some vegetables.

Her words also completely shattered the beautiful picture that appeared in my heart. I don't want Jiang Yingyu, who is tied up and spinning in the air like a zongzi, and suddenly becomes a guy with sharp teeth and black hair on his body. I'm the director of romance, not the director of thrillers.

"How much did you bring here?" Jiang Yingyu saw the unfinished folder on the desktop and asked me with doubt.

"After copying the movie, I'll put some seeds on you. Can you do some when you have time?" I replied in a sincere tone.

"No, no, delete the seeds. This is too much. I'm not a bad girl. Jiang Yingyu waved her hand quickly. After saying that, she canceled the paste.

You have watched romance movies, and you feel bad when I put some seeds on your computer. Women's logic is always unpredictable: you wear a bikini like an innocent person, and you scold others as hooligans when you look at your underwear.

However, Jiang Yingyu doesn't want to, and I dare not force it. Although I was unwilling, I had to give up.

I opened the movie that was just copied to the computer.

The first one is about the bondage of love.

First came out of a stable, and then a woman was hung in the air like a zongzi. I look at the picture carefully. Of course, people like me will not just stay in the initial stage of watching the picture. From the perspective of binding method, it is quite professional, and the props are also well selected.

Seeing this, I couldn't help gleeling at Jiang Yingyu. Looking at her graceful figure, it is best to choose the tortoise shell binding method, or choose the peach binding method, which will show our professionalism.

Jiang Yingyu didn't notice that I was secretly looking at her, and I didn't expect that I began to tie her up in my heart. When she saw a man coming with a candle coming, she couldn't help asking, "What is this?"

"Drop wax."

"Isn't that hot?" Jiang Yingyu frowned and asked me doubtfully.

"No, that's low-temperature wax. The temperature is very low. I** (harmonious) asked Jiang Yingyu with a smile, "Would you like to try it?"