Chapter 79 Watching a movie with Jiang Yingyu
Women's happiness: he can't be caught; Men's happiness: they can't be caught. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations
Sunny on Friday, August 5, 2011
Hearing my words, Jiang Yingyu stopped staring at the screen, but turned his head aside and stared at me seriously, "What do you want to do?"
As a man, a man with a serious hormonal excess, a man who watches romance movies with women. In the face of women's invitation, how can I ignore it? I nodded and replied solemnly, "Yes!"
Jiang Yingyu was stunned at first and didn't understand why I said I was thinking about this word. However, she soon reacted.
A touch of crimson surged on her cheeks. Jiang Yingyu glanced at me and said contemptuously, "It's beautiful!" After a pause, she said, "Do you think about these messy things all day long?"
"Just now, I thought you were inviting me, and I just wanted to carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng." I was a little embarrassed to say that I was directly rejected by Jiang Yingyu.
"Is it you who still carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng?" Jiang Yingyu said contemptuously.
"I'm also a good boy, you know? I also helped my grandmother cross the road, and I also picked up a dollar on the road and handed it to the police. I am also a principled person. I heard that Jiang Yingyu slandered me like this. Not to mention that "uncle can't stand it", even my nephew can't stand it. I jumped up and retorted angrily.
"What if it's ten yuan?" Jiang Yingyu looked at me with a red face and asked with a smile.
"That's beyond principle." I blurted out and immediately felt something wrong. I muttered, "Don't always take me to the ditch. If it goes on like this, do you have to take me away?"
Jiang Yingyu didn't say anything more, just looked at me with a smile. His eyes are full of smiles. That is to say: I knew you were this kind of person.
I want to refute, but I don't know what to say.
Jiang Yingyu just dug a trap for me. Women themselves are traps. Men will only get deeper and deeper. In the end, they can't pull out without making you foam.
Since Jiang Yingyu didn't say anything more, I had to give up. Sitting in a chair sullenly, he established a pure relationship with Jiang Yingyu several times. In this way, I calmed down a little.
However, Jiang Yingyu had no feeling about it and continued to watch the romantic film with great interest. When the man's manipulation device ruthlessly ** the woman who was tied into a rice dumplings, Jiang Yingyu asked me like nothing, "Which one is?"
Jiang Yingyu's question really puzzled me. I thought for a while and explained, "Is that a wooden donkey in the West?"
"What is a wooden donkey?" Jiang Yingyu didn't look at the screen, but asked me.
I began to explain to her the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty and what this thing is the wisdom of the ancient working people.
After listening to it, Jiang Yingyu's eyes showed excitement, just like a thirsty student. She asked me uncertainly, "Is it really as big as you said?"
"I'm not very clear about this." I gave an uncertain answer and added, "However, you can go to Pingyao to have a look. It is said that there are real goods there. If you are bold enough, you can sneak in at night and try it yourself?"
"Fuck you!" Jiang Yingyu said angrily that he wanted to hit me. However, I know that she didn't mean to be angry at all.
What I didn't expect was that Jiang Yingyu's body did not maintain a good balance and leaned forward. And I also pretended to avoid it. I just finished my body to help, but it was already night.
In order to maintain balance, Jiang Yingyu subconsciously reached out and grabbed me between my legs...
This catch, neither of them moved.
I stared at Jiang Yingyu's balanced hand, while Jiang Yingyu stared at the place where her hand grabbed.
I dare to guarantee that she must feel the heat, just as I can feel the warmth of that hand.
I was messy and sat in a chair at a loss.
And Jiang Yingyu was also obviously messy, knowing that she had no experience in this field from the moment she didn't move her hand away.
Little Zhang Deshuai hummed happily below: "26 years! 26 years! I finally came into contact with the real five girls!"
When he felt comfortable, he shook his head.
Nima, Jiang Yingyu is a five girl. Is mine Wuzhishan?
I said awkwardly, "You hurt me!"
When Jiang Yingyu heard this, she blushed and suddenly occupied her whole face. Even his neck is as red as if he had just been scalded by boiling water.
She withdrew her hand immediately.
Little Zhang Deshuai still protested below: "I like that feeling! I hope that just now, it will be forever!"
I ignored Xiao Zhang Deshuai's protest, but twisted his body in the chair.
Jiang Yingyu broke this embarrassment first. She apologized in a low voice with shyness and embarrassment: "I'm sorry, did I hurt you just now?"
I thought to myself: Fortunately, I was sitting here just now. If Miao Ruyun sat here, she must look good today.
"It's okay, men should stand up." I said generously. Anyway, there is no loss. Not to mention scratching, you just bite with your mouth, and I'm willing to be taught by Lei Feng and Luo Sheng. However, the premise is that you don't use your teeth.
Jiang Yingyu opened her mouth again and wanted to say something. But he didn't make a sound. The atmosphere fell into embarrassment again.
"Let's continue to watch the movie!" I looked at the screen as if I was interested.
"Hmm! Uh-huh!" Jiang Yingyu nodded quickly and turned his eyes to the screen.
However, after Jiang Yingyu's arrest just now, I can no longer concentrate on the screen. He swept Jiang Yingyu with the afterglow of his eyes.
Looking at Jiang Yingyu now, although his chest is not as good as Miao Ruyun, it is at least C++; this can also be upgraded to D after the violent rubbing (harmonious) of my hands. Although the forehead is slightly wider, it is understandable that this is a help lens. Generally speaking, Jiang Yingyu is a beautiful woman. If there is another sister Feng sitting on the side, she will be a fairy.
And Jiang Yingyu's eyes sometimes glanced over unintentionally. When her eyes met my eyes, she hurriedly moved away.
It seems that her attention can't be completely focused on the screen.
Neither of them talked, and Jiang Yingyu no longer kept asking me when she encountered something she didn't understand.
The atmosphere is very awkward.
As soon as the romantic film was finished, I quickly yawned, pretended to be sleepy, stood up and said, "I'm sleepy, and then I went to bed?"
Jiang Yingyu did not look up, but gently said "Hmm!" from his nose.
When I came out, I found a phenomenon: I changed my vision of seeing things in the past. Since the aftergrabbing, the afterglow of my eyes has been staring at Jiang Yingyu, my right eye was rigidly squeezed into the corner of my eye.