Chapter 80 Happo 1

He decided to break up with her, and she cried and asked why. He silently wrote a word on the paper - tip. - Zhang Deshuai's micro novel

Saturday, August 06, 2011

As soon as I woke up in the morning, I found two grim realities: first, I had to change my underwear; second, I had no underwear.

The underwear is very similar to the relevant department. You will never see him on the outside, but you will obviously feel lack of confidence without him at the critical moment.

I ** body, depressed and very depressedly reviewed the underwear arranged in a row in **. They all have one thing in common - dirty. At this time, I really want to have a Doraemon portal and let me go back to last night and wash it.

And the root cause of all this is that I don't have a regular girlfriend. Facing this row of underwear, I made up my mind: in order to change underwear in the future, I will find a girlfriend this year, even if she is Brother Chun.

However, distant girls can't quench their thirst. Even if Teacher Cang jumps out of the hard disk and cries and asks me to marry her now, it can't change the painful lesson that I don't wear underwear now.

This Nima really hates when she wears underwear. When she rolls into bed, she doesn't know if she has a condom.

When I was wondering whether to learn from Western advanced ideas to be a pants-free person or choose a pair of these dirty underwear that I think is okay to wear, I received a phone call from Xiaoxue: "Zhang Deshuai, come out!"

There is no negotiable element in the words, but a tone full of commands. Xiao Xue, whom I am familiar with, is back.

"What's the matter?" I asked in a lazy tone on the phone. In this way, it is to pretend that I was woken up by Xiaoxue's phone call in my sleep. I went there, which showed that I was very careful about her affairs. Only people like me can think of this kind of genius.

"Come out right away!" Xiaoxue did not answer my question, but urged me.

"Come in. I haven't washed my face or brushed my teeth yet?" Now I'm not who I was two years ago. I'm no longer Xiaoxue's phone call and ran past me like an imperial edict.

"Do you still want to say that you didn't go to the toilet?" Xiaoxue said angrily on the phone.

I was silent. No wonder I can't forget Xiao Xue. Look, what a tacit understanding. She understands what I haven't said yet. With such a girlfriend, I want to drink water. She knows all about it. What does a woman want?

"Let's talk about it when you come in. Anyway, are you at the door?" I invite Xiaoxue to come. After all, Xiaoxue is a girl, and it's not good to rush in directly.

"How do you know I'm at the door?" On the phone, I obviously felt Xiaoxue's surprised tone.

Why don't I know that when you were in school, didn't you call me when you got to the door? Based on the friendship between us who have opened many rooms, I still don't know you. I know much more about your temper than I do about your breasts.

On the phone, I didn't say that, but said with a smile, "You forgot that I'm a Taoist priest and I can pinch my fingers."

Xiao Xue didn't say anything, but hung up the phone directly.

What does she mean? Whether she will come or not, this question puzzles me. You can never guess a woman's mind.

However, this time Xiaoxue helped me solve another problem - the choice of underwear. I chose to choose a pair of underwear that I think is cleaner. After all, I don't want Xiao Xue to accidentally see Xiao Zhang Deshuai.

When I heard the knock on the door, my heart finally calmed down. It seems that my invitation is still valid. I hurriedly pressed the inspected underwear under the bed and dipped some water out of the cup to flatten my upturned hair.

In front of a woman with fantasy in my heart, I want to show my best side.

After all this, I sat in a chair and waited for Xiaoxue to come in. But waiting left and right, she just didn't come, but there was a muttering sound in the living room.

When I came to the living room, I saw Xiaoxue, Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu gathered around for breakfast. Jiang Yingyu, who was talking about something with great interest, quickly closed her mouth when she saw me coming out. It seems that she is still embarrassed by the scratch last night.

And I saw three women in my home early in the morning, still thin and fat, with turbulent waves, arms and thighs, and I was in a very good mood. No wonder traditional men like three wives and four concubines. I can only say that this feeling is like a special step and a flying feeling.

However, the three of them saw me and did not say anything except that Jiang Yingyu looked embarrassed. Even if Xiaoxue came here with something at first glance, she looked like she ignored me, which made me a little embarrassed.

I lift my trousers and wear a pair of unwashed underwear, which always makes me feel uncomfortable. I greeted Xiaoxue and said, "Is it coming?"

Before Xiaoxue could speak, Miao Ruyun said jokingly first, "Xiao Xue is here specially for you. Why don't you go wash up quickly so that you can accompany them?"

"Sister Miao, no, I came to him because I had something to do." Xiao Xue defended with a red face.

Although I know that Miao Ruyun is joking, her joke makes me very useful and still feel happy. However, I still pretended to say, "Don't be kidding. It's really something for Xiaoxue to come to me."

Miao Ruyun looked at me with a smile, looked at the blushing Xiaoxue next to her, and said nothing more.

And I also took this opportunity to run into the toilet. As soon as I entered the toilet, I heard Miao Ruyun shouting outside, "Don't use my facial cleanser?"

Nima, Miao Ruyun, why is your heart so small? Do I use your facial cleanser today? It's Jiang Yingyu's turn today, and it's your turn tomorrow.

What's wrong with Xiaoxue today? Miao Ruyun quietly made a joke and blushed. This is completely different from the Xiaoxue I know. This difference is the same as Lin Daiyu's 87th edition of A Dream of Red Mansions and 10th edition of A Dream of Red Mansions.

Does Xiaoxue have this completely different performance? Does it show that she is her true self in front of me and pretending in front of Miao Ruyun? That is to say, Xiaoxue actually likes me.

While refreshingly putting water on the toilet, I felt happy that I was actually very close to me. Happiness is right outside the door. And Xiaoxue, are you coming to date me today?

What should I do if she confesses to me later? Is it an immediate agreement, which doesn't seem a little hasty; it's a little hasty; it's a bit of meditation before agreeing, does it seem that I'm still comparing her with other women in my heart; or will I think about it again, will Xiaoxue think I refuse?

A warm feeling interrupted my wild thoughts. Nima, just thought about how to deal with Xiaoxue's confession and accidentally peed on her trousers.

This is extremely happy and sad!

When I came out of the toilet, I saw Miao Ruyun looking at the wisp of water on my trousers and explained humbly, "The water in the toilet is too big."

"I didn't ask you, what did you explain? Is it you..." Miao Ruyun said with a smile.

"Is mine that short?" I said angrily.