Chapter 81 Hachiko 2

The girl and instant noodles have something in common: if the bubble is short, she is not familiar with you; if you soak for a long time, it will be rotten. This is definitely a technical job. - Quotations from Zhang Deshuai

Saturday, August 06, 2011

For a man, you can slander my body, slander my work, slander my personality, and even you can slander my dignity, but you absolutely can't slander my connotation.

This is the logic of men - the pursuit of big, don't stay. Men like big houses, big cars, big contents, wives have big breasts, and even a tumor is bigger than a size...

Miao Ruyun said with a smile, "I didn't ask you. Did you say this yourself? Is it 'three hundred taels of silver here'?"

"I don't have 300 taels of silver. What's wrong? You can stand high and pee far away, can you? No matter how high you stand, you can only moisten a small area under your feet. Hearing Miao Ruyun bury me like this, I showed off in front of her unconvincedly.

"It's just you, and you still stand far away, so small, how dare you take it out and show off?" Miao Ruyun curled her lips and said disdainfully.

Isn't Miao Ruyun slandering my connotation so much in front of Xiaoxue? Isn't this the fundamental blow to my man?

"Have you seen it? Have you seen it? Just say I'm small? Besides, my one is called a large elastic coefficient. Elasticity coefficient, do you understand? I said angrily to safeguard my man's dignity.

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it. Are there any guests here?" Jiang Yingyu saw that Miao Ruyun and I were on the road and hurriedly round the way.

At this time, Xiaoxue, when she heard my Miao Ruyun's noise, she wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh. Her eyes were wide, her mouth was squeezed hard, and she had to endure it desperately.

However, Jiang Yingyu's persuasion did not play a big role, because Miao Ruyun did not let it go. When she heard my retort, she was ready to pull Jiang Yingyu to the same front as her. She pulled Jiang Yingyu, but looked at me and said, "It's him who still has the elasticity coefficient, don't you think?"

However, Miao Ruyun never expected. Last night, Jiang Yingyu had arrested me. And Miao Ruyun's question happened to ask Jiang Yingyu's embarrassing place.

Jiang Yingyu immediately broke away from Miao Ruyun's hand and said angrily to Miao Ruyun, "Why do you quarrel with me? As if I know how well I am?"

Miao Ruyun was stunned and blurted out, "Didn't you see him?"

When Xiaoxue heard Miao Ruyun's words, she turned her head and stared at me closely. Her eyes slowly moved from head down and then from bottom to top. The eyes are full of incredible. I know that Xiaoxue is thinking wrong again.

"Miao Ruyun, I didn't offend you, did you? Did you slander me so much?" Jiang Yingyu suddenly stood up and pointed to Miao Ruyun and said angrily.

Miao Ruyun was stunned. She didn't know how the situation suddenly turned into this. She is now like that Tokyo TV. She was originally pulling Tudou to sue Youku's invasion version. When she was happy, she was stunned to find that Tudou and Youku slept together.

I gloated on the side. Miao Ruyun, you shouldn't have mentioned this matter. When Jiang Yingyu was embarrassed to come forward when she caught me last night, you still mentioned this. Really.

Seeing that the war had burned to Jiang Yingyu, I sat at the table happily, picked up a steamed bun and stuffed it into my mouth.

Jiang Yingyu didn't let me stop. She pulled me and said, "You say, you say. When did I see you?"

"You just saw that the snow is still there again? Xiaoxue, don't you think so? I was busy eating steamed buns. Before I answered, Miao Ruyun replied on the side.

"What's wrong with me?" Xiaoxue looked innocent.

"It's okay, eat steamed buns, eat steamed buns." I explained awkwardly.

What the he did, things are getting more and more chaotic. I'll tell you later that I was holding your 34C at that time, and you were still pressing on me. I guess they didn't quarrel together. You have to quarrel with me.

Women always have one-line thinking and can't deal with more than two things at the same time. Otherwise, you have to be suffoed.

No, Miao Ruyun was discussing my elastic coefficient with me just now, and now she has moved to argue with Jiang Yingyu whether she has seen my "tube" or not.

"What do you think is going on? Why can't I remember?" Xiaoxue asked me quietly. It seems that Miao Ruyun's words also made her entangled.

"No, it's nothing. Eat steamed buns, eat steamed buns. Today's steamed buns are very interesting. I persuaded him. But I thought to myself: Damn, don't ask. Do you think it's a deleted version of "The Ring"? Do you have to have a complete version that can be released in the cinema?

"What happened that day?" And Xiaoxue saw that I was a little concerned about his appearance, and suddenly raised her voice and asked me.

And Xiaoxue's voice gave Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu, who were arguing, two opportunities to pause. They stopped at the same time and looked at Xiao Xue and me, who was handing them to her with steamed buns.

The scene that day appeared in front of me again. Through my black-haired hand, I grabbed the softest part of your body, and the dim light happened to form an ambiguous scene. But would I say that?

I looked at Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu staring into my eyes and shouted harshly, "Why don't you two quarrel? Keep quarreling, keep quarreling?"

It seems that I can't enjoy the blessings of Qiren. It's okay for the three women to get together and get together in harmony. If I have a quarrel every day, what should I do?

So, no wonder the Chinese were so smart in ancient times? They are all trained in how to coexist peacefully with wives and concubines.

Xiao Xue sneered and said to me, "Zhang Deshuai, don't change the topic. If you don't say it, I know?"

"Did you find out?" I replied frustratedly. Miao Ruyun, if Xiaoxue leaves me because of this, I have to give you an extra rent.

"What did you find?" Xiaoxue looked stunned and didn't know what I was going to say.

"Actually, Xiaoxue, I have always liked you very much. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of my life. You are distilled water, and I am pure sulfuric acid. I believe that my admiration for you can be 'earthquake summer rain and snow'." I suddenly stood up, grabbed Xiao Xue's hand, and stared at Xiao Xue with a hot look.

And Xiaoxue was stunned by my unprecedented love confession. At the same time, Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu were also stunned.

They can't believe it anyway. How can I say such a thing at this time?

Actually, it's not Xiaoxue asking about the situation that day. If Xiaoxue didn't ask, would a literary youth like me do such nonsense?