Chapter 82 Hachiko 3

Men can't understand the feeling of women shopping just like women can never understand the feeling of men masturbate (harmoniously). - Quotes from Zhang Deshuai

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Xiao Xue was overwhelmed by my hot confession of love without warning, and Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu also stood aside in a frenze.

The thing suddenly took a 180-degree turn, and the speed was deeper than the sitcom.

I stared at Xiaoxue with a pair of bitter lovers who were forced to be separated by their parents for ten years and one day later, and then crossed the eyes of my favorite strawberry ice cream when they met at the station, and said affectionately, "Xiao Xue, you are my Rachel. And I am the Ross you have been looking for. We, just like Friends have been waiting for ten years to look forward to their combination, and I believe you have been looking forward to us being together again.

Seeing Xiaoxue biting her lips and wringing her fingers at a loss, I continued to gently look forward to the future to Xiaoxue: "As long as family planning does not object, we will definitely have a bastard full of pits. At that time, you can beat the children when it rains."

Something is wrong. I originally wanted to escape Xiaoxue's investigation of the situation that day, but now it has become my confession to her.

Which one is Rachel? Isn't her name Chen Xue? Has she changed her name? Jiang Yingyu asked puzzledly on the side.

"Don't break!" Miao Ruyun quickly stopped Jiang Yingyu and stared at me and Xiaoxue.

Women are born for love. But you should know that when a man says he loves you, he has a strong purpose: some are for you to cook for him, some are for you to copy his homework, and even for you to help him take an umbrella in summer... And I actually want to stop Xiaoxue from asking questions. The situation that day.

Actually, I still have a lot of admiration for Xiaoxue. Since I woke up drunk that day and saw her lying down, I have been fascinated by her. After all, Xiaoxue is the first opposite sex except for my mother and me lying on a **. And the first time, it is always hard to forget.

I continued to say, "Rachel, oh no, Xiaoxue, you know, since I woke up in the hotel and saw you for the first time, I was like the moment the purple fairy saw the supreme treasure pull out the purple sword, and I was deeply infatuated with you. I know that all this we did was arranged by God in the dark, and he played a big game of chess for us. Xiaoxue, do you know that my miss for you is burning, which makes me 'convinced and tossing'.

This tension, I began to be incoherent, and I didn't care about words at all. As long as the words flashed through my mind, they immediately popped out.

I said while the iron was hot, "Xiao Xue, my admiration for you is like that star. If you are Sister Feng, then I will go to Harvard; if you are *, then I will go to open 'China Red fraternity'; if you are Zhou Rui, then I will wear Hermes and give you a short skirt... My heart, Huang Tiantu, do you understand?"

At this point, I stopped my long love confession. After saying so many words in one breath, I'm really a little uncomfortable and dry. I sincerely stared into Xiaoxue's eyes and waited for her reply.

Xiao Xue was obviously stunned by my dripping love offensive. She sat in the chair with wide eyes. Finally, she said something that almost made me fall: "Isn't she Sister Feng? And what's that short skirt? Why haven't I heard of it?

Nima, I know you are not Sister Feng. If you were Sister Feng, would I have said these words to you?

I waved my hand and said, "It's normal that you don't understand this. This will not be popular until half a year later, and the exact date will not be popular until March 13, 2012."

"You also play time travel, how dare you wear it backwards?" Hearing me talk about what happened half a year later, Xiaoxue said to me incredulously.

Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu also looked at me in surprise.

After all, everyone wears forward these days. Who dares to wear backwards? Not afraid of crossing provinces, not afraid of 73? To sum up, what you wear back is full of heavy taste.

I said innocently, "I came according to the script. The plot needs it!"

I looked at Xiaoxue anxiously and kept repeating a sentence in my heart: Promise me, promise me. If you promise me, we will immediately start a happy life without shame.

"Look at me, I haven't washed my face and brushed my teeth this morning. Look at this hand, it is covered with dust. Why don't you look at this? Why don't we have a good discussion after washing my face and brushing my teeth? Xiao Xue did not cater to my burning eyes, but said shyly around.

My heart slowly sank: Xiaoxue, aren't we shooting Fairyland? You are not Bai Jingjing. I'm not the supreme treasure who used the moonlight treasure box to draw the purple and blue sword through time and space. Can't you use a new reason if you refuse me?

For example, your Samoyed doesn't like me, and your cat doesn't like me, and you like your dogs and cats very much, so you can only choose not to like me; for example, you are Sister Feng, and I am Jeremy Lin. Even if I conquer the whole of China, I still can't conquer your favorite. The heart of a handsome man.

Although I have made full use of women's single-line thinking. Using love confession to get rid of the embarrassment of Xiaoxue asking me about the situation that day, but I not only couldn't be happy, but also felt extremely heavy.

This Nima was just to avoid a big truck, but she didn't expect to be hit by a manure truck.

Farewell, my little snow! Farewell, my 34C!

(PS: Today, I opened another post and saw a story that I had seen many times but cried every time I watched it: about the 1990s, a female hostess in her 60s received a fraudulent phone call and lied that it was her son, but her son died two years ago. But the liar's voice was so similar to her son that she was reluctant to hang up. The liar spoke dryly and found that he could not deceive her. She told the truth and finally asked the other party: "Say one last word." The swindler thought for a moment and replied, "Mom, take care!" Hang up the phone.)