Chapter 188 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 7
When a woman treats you well every day, doesn't lose her temper with you, doesn't quarrel with you, and doesn't be crazy about you. So, leave her, she doesn't love you anymore. - Zhang Deshuai's quotes
Sun, August 14, 2011
Listening to Misheng's words made me laugh bitterly. Now I am in the situation of a pursuer in the front and a blocker in the back.
I didn't expect that my casual words made things so embarrassing. Zhuge Shenstick's eyes have made me feel disgusted.
At this time, I realized. It turns out that love is not always sweet.
However, at this moment. I think more about getting rid of the current predicament. Whether it's Xiaolou listening to the rain or Zhuge Shenbang, it's not the type I hope. After all, I haven't reached the point of being poor and unmarried.
And now for me, the most deadly thing is not Xiaolou listening to the rain, but Zhuge God Stick. Because Xiaolou's listener's ability to the rain can make her feel better; and Zhuge Shentong is obviously not the same as Xiaolou's listening to the rain.
Turning my head again, I saw Misheng's smiling face. This face engraved with gloating is the face I don't want and want to see the most.
Shameless?!
This idea shines in my heart like a star. If you don't even want a person's face. So, what else can't he do? I secretly made up my mind.
At this time, Zhuge Shenstick was also walking towards me. His eyes are still covered with a layer of shiny things. Seeing that thing made me feel uncomfortable.
Zhuge Shenbang said softly to me, "Handsome, do you know? After these days of getting along with each other, I found that I have fallen deeply in love with you..."
"Give me the moonlight box." I immediately said, "I want 'pineapple honey'."
"What a moonlight treasure box." Zhuge Shenstick, who was applying for a confession, couldn't help but be surprised to hear me suddenly say something that can't be reached.
"Isn't this line the line that the Bull Demon King said to the Zixia Fairy in Fairyland?" I explained to Zhuge God Stick, "Next, Qin Xianglin asked Zixia Fairy to take the moonlight treasure box of the Bull Demon King. And this moonlight treasure box. Originally, Zixia Fairy was handed over to Sun Wukong five hundred years ago. Five hundred years later, Sun Wukong turned into the supreme treasure, and then asked the supreme treasure to take the moonlight treasure box to return it to Zixia Fairy.
I told Zhuge Shenbang the summary of the story of "Moonlight Treasure Box" and "Fairy Tales". This made Zhuge Shenbang completely confused.
I saw Zhuge Shenbang stretching out his hands and drawing. Finally, Zhuge Shenstick raised his head and said helplessly to me, "There are too many characters. Who can remember?"
"Crossing, crossing. You know it!" The bad guy of the prince Jue did not let go of any opportunity to show his superiority. Therefore, he now shook his head and explained to Zhuge Shenbang.
When the prince Jue explained this, Zhuge Shenbang immediately reacted. He suddenly nodded and said, "What do I still think it is?" It turned out to be a time travel. That thing is about to be written down now. Look, what kind of people play time travel? Except for otaku who are losers, rich and handsome, white, rich and beautiful, who is willing to travel? You said that you don't want to eat the current rural base, and you have to go back to eat wheat rice..."
Then, Zhuge God Stick told us his anger about time travel. I didn't expect that Zhuge Shenbang also had such a big opinion on time travel.
"What is wheat rice?" After listening to Zhuge Shenbang's anger, I asked doubtfully.
"Wheat rice is the ancient meal of wheat. In the early days, we had no white face. It is to smash the wheat and boil it in a pot. Even now, people in the north still eat like this. Uncle Yuanji explained to me, "Zuo Zhuan has been written, and Jin Jinggong is not allowed to eat new wheat. At that time, even if you were a prince, it would be difficult to eat white noodles. Our white face probably began to spread in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Because it was not until then that there was a stone mill.
I nodded. It seems that the conditions in ancient times were also very difficult, and even white noodles could not be eaten vigorously. I also sighed, "Since it was like that in ancient times. Then I wonder why modern people still like to wear it in ancient times.
"At that time, women were wearing open crotch trousers." Old Cao said cheaply, "If you look over, the motherland is really beautiful."
"Let's go. If you go a little earlier, people won't wear clothes. I disagreed with what old Cao said. At the same time, I thought to myself. At that time, were there any island romance films; at that time, were there WeChat and Momo?
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Xiaolou listening to Yu say, "Yes, I don't like to watch time travel. Let's say that the "Myth" that was very lively at that time was a mess.
"I feel uncomfortable when I see the scrambled eggs with tomatoes inside. At that time, where did the tomatoes come from? Tomatoes were introduced to China in the Ming Dynasty, as well as fish-flavored shredded pork. If you want to talk about this fish-flavored shredded pork, just count the fish-flavored shredded pork in Sichuan cuisine. And this fish-flavored shredded pork is inseparable from chili. And peppers were only introduced to us in the Ming Dynasty. What a guy who doesn't know history." Uncle Yuanshi became more and more angry.
"However, I think Hu Ge's ancient costume drama is quite good." Miao Ruyun saw that we were chatting very much and didn't want to add it.
Miao Ruyun's words led us to the discussion of Hu Ge again.
After everyone finished discussing Hu Ge and despised Yang Mi, they heard Uncle Yuanji conclude: "When we lose our awe of history, history has changed from joy to jokes."
"We still attach great importance to a period of history." I gently corrected my uncle's death.
"What?" Uncle Yuanji didn't come out of interest when he heard me say that.
"It's not during this period of time, there was a group of students' graduation photos in Huazhong Normal University, which made a lot of noise." I reminded softly.
And Uncle Yuanshi was at a loss about this. It seems that he doesn't know much about it.
When I saw this, I had to explain: "That is to say, a group of students are going to graduate. Everyone borrowed some clothes, and some of them took a red book and put on a shape.
"What?" Uncle Yuanji couldn't help looking at me doubtfully and said slowly, "What's the matter?"
However, after a while, Uncle Yuanji's face changed and asked me, "They didn't do what you said, did they?" After the question, Uncle Yuanji also put on a classic look.
Looking at the shape of Uncle Yuanji, I nodded.
When Zhuge Shenstick saw the shape of Uncle Yuanshi, his face couldn't help changing. He hurriedly dissuaded, "Don't say any more, don't say any more."
Uncle Yuanji also took the opportunity to take back the shape.
"That's a forbidden thing." Zhuge Shenbang looked around carefully before whispering, "Now the students are really. You can say anything, just don't use those prohibitions.
Mi Sheng looked at us here and muttered in a low voice, and couldn't help sighing, "There are too many things forbidden now."
"Just talk less and be careful of being called over for an interview." Zhuge God Stick threatened me.
Uncle Yuanshi also nodded. Finally, he said, "Let's talk about what's going on now."
After Uncle Yuanjie's reminder, Zhuge Shenbang began to pay attention to me again. I didn't expect that Uncle Yuanji also looked like he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic at this time.
And after saying this, Uncle Wanji successfully attracted the attention of Zhuge Shenbang to me. He retreated quietly, so angry that I only had itchy teeth.
But the most deadly thing is the Zhuge God Stick that pressed me. This time, I felt a sense of oppression and came to my face. This sense of oppression is so great that I feel that my neck seems to be stuck and I can't even breathe smoothly.
I couldn't help looking at Zhuge God Stick in horror...
Now Zhuge God Stick, like Satan pounced on the white lamb...
I summoned up my courage, stretched out my hand forward and stopped, "Stop!"
Zhuge Shenbang asked suspiciously, "Handsome, didn't you just tell everyone that the person you like is me, me, or me?"
Listening to Zhuge Shengu's words, I feel more disgusting than what Xiaolou just heard about the rain. I stared at Zhuge Stick with a look and said slowly, "You know, when happiness comes too fast, it is easy for people to take big steps. And what is the result of taking a big step?
Zhuge God Stick shook his head. I don't understand what I'm going to say next.
"It's easy to pull eggs." Old Cao answered first, "The lines in Let the Bullets Fly. Handsome, can't you get something new? Clean up these old things."
I ignored Mr. Cao's impatience and patiently explained to Zhuge Shenstick, "You know. The most important thing for men is not to have egg pain. This guy is the same as being disappointed in love. It is uncontrollable, a kind of pain from the inside out and then from the outside to the inside. Do you understand what I said?
Zhuge Shenbang also began to be confused under my big words. However, Zhuge Shenbang is not a small building listening to the rain. Although he was confused at first, he reacted after a while. He said to me, "You mean, we should do it slowly and step by step."
I'm very happy for the understanding of Zhuge God Stick. A smart person is a smart person. There are many things you didn't expect, and he thought of and said them for you. And we just continue to speak according to their meaning.
I smiled and nodded to Zhuge Shenbang: "Clever! It's transparent at one point!"
Zhuge God Stick's face twisted under my praise. After a while, he said to me, "However, I feel that love is like a fire that burns you and me."
I was shocked to hear the words of Zhuge God Stick. Men and women are completely different. In the face of love, women are getting stupider and stupider, but men are getting smarter and smarter.
Look at the current Zhuge God Stick, this lyrics are all the same as pirated free of charge, one sentence after another.
"I'm lucky to get it, but I won't die! That's all!" At the critical moment, the bad guy said.
I smiled at the prince Jue. Although the aggressiveness of Zhuge God Stick has made me anxious. But my face was still calm. I turned my head and said patiently to Zhuge Shenstick, "Don't you think love is stinky. Only by letting nature take its course can gradually enter a better situation and make people feel happy.
"I have diarrhea." Zhuge Shenbang smiled and said to me. That means "10,000 years is too long, just seize the day."
Zhuge Shengu's statement made me feel his difficulties. Compared with Xiaolou listening to the rain, I completely feel that she can listen to whatever I say. Whether the reason is crooked or not, Xiaolou can almost accept the rain in the end. Although she still doesn't give up, she always wants to come with me for a burning time.
And Zhuge Shenbang became more and more vicious. He is much smarter than Xiaolou listening to the rain, and he can't deal with it like Xiaolou listening to the rain.
I thought for a little and said to Zhuge Shenbang, "I have diarrhea!"
"You are not diarrhea, you are my Youlemei." Zhuge Shenbang began to speak again.
This time, my pupils couldn't help staring. I circled a fork, and when did I become Youlemei again? Do you really think you are Tony Damu, you are Wei Yan, and I am Dinglin? Don't you know Ma Dai's character Ding Lin? I scolded in my heart.
However, I said to Zhuge Shenbang with a smile on my face, "You don't like Youlemei!"
Zhuge Shenkong's face was stunned, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes. He hurriedly asked, "Why do you say that? You don't know that as soon as you appeared in front of me, you have deeply attracted me. I can't wait for the whole world to be you, so that no matter where I go, I can see your smile; but I'm afraid that you are everywhere in the world, because as long as I turn around, I will lose you.
Zhuge Shenbang's words don't move me. I sneered at Zhuge Shenbang and said, "Do you want me to take out Pang Zhonghua Zizhu for you? I practiced it when I was a child."
As soon as I said my words, I saw Zhuge's stick turn red.
I am very disdainful of Zhuge Shenbang's words. Finally, I gave a killer mace to Zhuge God Stick: "You can also like me. You can make the back of the one-dollar coin."
Zhuge Shenkong was stunned when he heard me say this. He looked at me in a daze and said incredibly, "Are you 1?"
"What do you think?" I will be heartfelt. It's time for this, and this farce is almost over. Zhuge Shengu, this guy, can almost repel Xiaolou Tingyu. I had to cross the river and demolish the bridge.
Zhuge Shenbang shook his head repeatedly and whispered, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it."
"What didn't you expect?" I couldn't help asking nervously. At the same time, I thought to myself that if this move was used, if Zhuge Shengu said that he would be his mother, wouldn't it be difficult for me to ride a tiger? I dug a hole for myself.
"I didn't expect you to be such a high-quality 0 guy. I will abandon such a promising career. On the face of Zhuge Shenbang, regret and regret were undoubtedly revealed.
"I wish you and the mountain people happiness." I arched my hand to Zhuge God Stick and said loudly, "I can't win love with a knife. You know, you and the mountain people are models of our melon shed. It's envying Xuanye, admiring Pangu, making the color jealous, and making Muhong jealous. I told all the guys in the melon shed in one go.
The first three can be mentioned. In the end, it's better to mention less. Zhuge Shenbang was fine in front of him. In the end, his face changed and he quickly stopped me and said, "You don't know. In the end, the loser is a typical gossip guy. The mountain people and I are clear and clear.
"You and I are so affectionate." The bad guy began to shake his head again.
Although Gong Zi Jue's words are always annoying. But this time, I sincerely admired the prince Jue. Because this time, the bad guy of Gong Zi Jue appropriately said what I wanted to say.
At this time, even Xiaolou praised the rain: "Zhuge God Stick, I didn't expect you to be so affectionate and righteous."
Xiaolou listened to Yu's words and made Zhuge Shengu's face turn red. He lowered his head. After a while, he raised his head again and said to me uneasily, "You won't tell me about you, will you?"
I shook my head quickly. There was a burst of joy in my heart. I didn't expect that Zhuge Shenbang was so scared. However, since you are afraid, why did you come out to make trouble? I can't figure it out.
Zhuge Shenbang looked at me and shook his head, and his face began to calm down. He said to me quietly, "Handsome, if one day you find out that you like men. You are still my first choice."
As soon as I calmed down, my heart was immediately raised again by the words of Zhuge God Stick. I scolded fiercely in my heart, Zhuge God Stick, Zhuge God Stick, even if I bend myself one day, I won't look for you.
Zhuge Shenbang couldn't help sighing when he saw that the matter was irreparable. After a while, he turned around and walked back slowly...
At this time, the small building came to the spirit when he heard the rain. I looked at Xiaolou listening to the rain and looked eager to try, and I couldn't help getting nervous again.
This is really, the salted fish fell into the cat's nest and I don't know how to hide. I hurriedly shouted to the prince Jue, "You still don't care about your small building listening to the rain? Do you have the heart to turn green by yourself?"
The bad guy, Gongzi Jue, looked indifferent under my roar. I was very surprised to see why he reacted like this. Hasn't he been tied together with Xiaolou Tingyu by Yue Lao?
"Massage jade, are you still a man?" I looked at the hesitation of the small building and listened to the rain, and couldn't help raising the sound a few degrees.
The bad guy looked at me and shook his head slowly. After shaking his head, he said without panic, "Colorful but not **, sad but not sad."
I heard the bad guy say that, and it was dark in front of me. If there is such a generous man in the world, I will be miserable.
When Xiaolou heard Yu hear what the prince Jue said, she no longer hesitated and said to me, "Handsome, do you still think you are a woman now?"