Chapter 189 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 8
Men who really love you will care about the length of your skirt, while other men will only pay attention to the transparency of your skirt. - Zhang Deshuai Quotations
Sun, August 14, 2011
Xiaolou was shocked when he heard the rain.
And the bad guy, the prince Jue, couldn't help but be a little annoyed when he saw that we were entangled in this issue. He shook his head and said, "Don't you hear the kindness of women? Why are you so affectionate?"
I listened to the bad guy who could almost vomit overnight meals. In order not to contaminate my ears again, I pointed to the prince and shouted loudly, "Massage jade, shut up!"
When Mr. Jue heard what I said, he also wondered: "Handsome, don't you know that I'm really helping you?"
"Massage jade, massage jade, can you say less?" Uncle Yuanji couldn't listen any more, and he jumped out because he couldn't stand it.
I saw that the bad guy is now almost a thousand people said that even if he cut off all the bamboos in Nanshan and replaced them with a hard disk, he couldn't finish writing it, so he said loudly, "Massage jade, in fact, you massage, we don't have anything. This is a personal habit of life. If you don't meet Pan Jianlian with Ximenqing, you will also look for it. Go to Wu Dalang's wife to develop the sample together. But you know, can we correct the way and tone of your speech next time?
"There is a death, but the road cannot be abandoned!" Mr. Jue is now starting to shake his head again.
Listening to Prince Jue's words, I really can't stand it. He shouted to him, "Massage jade, don't make yourself like the Tang monk in Journey to the West, just like a fly, not a large group of flies, flying around our ears. Be careful, we'll take a knife later..."
"Handsome, why do you just say these useless lines?" When Old Cao heard me reciting the lines in the Moonlight Treasure Box, he said calmly.
At this time, Mi Sheng put forward his suggestion: "Do you want me to beat him?"
"Old man, how dare you beat my jade!" Xiaolou jumped out of the rain and pointed to Misheng and shouted, "If you dare to touch a hair from him, I will go up and tear your mouth."
Actually, we have no objection to the bad guy who draws the prince Jue. Of course, except for the small building listening to the rain.
"You have to get it!" I said sarcastically to Xiaolou, "Don't you look at it. Can your chassis be the same as other people's chassis?" After a pause, I continued to say, "Thanks to Misheng, he is now standing with his legs closed. If he opens his legs, you have to drill over."
Xiaolou's face couldn't hang up when she heard that the rain was robbed by me so white. Xiaolou listened to Yu and said to me aggrievedly, "Handsome, why are you doing this?"
"What's going on with me? What's going on with me?" Listening to the rain in front of the small building, I shouted, "Don't you know? I'm just a good mouth..."
"Are you disgusting!" Before I finished my words, I was interrupted by Uncle Yuanji.
I didn't react until his interruption. Just now, I was happy and said that I was bald again. I quickly corrected it and said, "Don't you know? I just said..."
"Stop talking!" Uncle Yuanji shouted, "We all know that you don't spit thorns when you eat fish. But you can't show off like this. If you go on, it must be forbidden.
Under the repeated chores of Uncle Yuan Ji, my words were incomplete. But everyone should understand the meaning.
"Your broken mouth. Nothing else can damage people, destruct people, gossip and deception. In my opinion, let alone 'three people become tigers', you alone can make the Buddha so angry that he can straighten his hair. Uncle Yuanji made a pertinent conclusion to me.
Xiao Lou looked at me aggrievedly and said to me, "Handsome, you really don't understand women's hearts!"
"Don't guess the woman's thoughts, don't guess." Zhuge Shenbang got involved again.
Listening to Zhuge Shenstick's look of fearing that the world would not be chaotic, I shouted to him, "You scum, don't talk about it. There is no place for you to speak here. You can still sing to the mountain people.
"Isn't the mountain people here? Besides, handsome, didn't you let the mountain people lie down and get shot? Zhuge Shenstick began to have a problem with me, "Between the mountain people, it is a free relationship. I don't want you to be so possessive. We will be together if we think it's appropriate and separate if it's not suitable.
"Handsome, you really don't understand women's hearts! Zhuge God Stick, I understand you!" Xiaolou said to me again when he heard the rain. This time, she aggravated her tone.
"How do I know why men are better than women's minds?" I questioned the small building loudly to listen to the rain.
"Why is this?" Xiaolou heard the rain and suddenly turned into the voice of Xiao Shenyang.
"Don't learn from him, look upset, listen to disgusting, and think about scratching his heart." I was very unhappy with Xiaolou Tingyu's vivid tone of Xiao Shenyang's learning, so I said loudly, "That's because men don't have that layer of meat."
"I don't have it either!" Xiaolou turned into a white look at me when he heard the rain.
"You are a special example!" I glanced at Xiaolou and listened to Yu's flat chest and said angrily, "Before I meet you again. I have always thought that women are beautiful spokespersons. After meeting you again, do you know that you will change my concept of love?
"Handsome, you have figured it out. I'm here to welcome you from Beijing!" Zhuge God Stick also began to become shameless.
"Welcome to your mother's (harmonious) approval!" I didn't hesitate to open my mouth and scold Zhuge Shenstick's suggestion. A small building was disgusting enough to listen to the rain. Unexpectedly, Zhuge Shentang, who had been normal before, suddenly turned into a more disgusting guy.
"If you don't agree, don't agree. Why do you still swear!" Zhuge Shenbang said aggrievedly.
"What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me!" I shouted to Zhuge God stick, "Be honest, I not only want to scold you, but also want to beat you. Don't think you're old, I dare not hit you. I've hit all the 90s!"
"Odeed, handsome, you moved out Guo Degang's "Reveal" all." Zhuge Shenbang immediately reacted.
"Can you stop for a while!" Miao Ruyun said dissatisfiedly when she saw that we began to make noise again.
"Yes, but also! Your intention is to open a group of crosstalk!" The bad guy, Gong Zi Jue, also began to shake his head at this time.
The only advantage of Gongzi Jue's appearance is that we add a few more points to his dislike. He completely forgot that the reason why we quarreled was all because of his disgusting words.
"Bat him!" I waved my hand and shouted to Mi Sheng.
I regretted my words as soon as I said them. Anyway, the bad guy is also on our side. Although his nuisance is almost unbearable. But after all, he is on our side. But now I let our opponents deal with him. Doesn't it seem that I have no public or private, just like a party member?
However, when I turned my head and saw that everyone nodded slightly, the guilt just now was much less. And the only thing that disagrees with this is that Xiaolou listens to the rain.
Xiaolou took another step forward when he heard the rain and shouted to me, "Handsome, why are you doing this?"
"The massage jade is unbearable!" Anyway, I have said all my words, and it is already difficult to collect. Now I have to straighten my neck to defend what I just said.
"Massage jade, how much do you hate now?" Misheng on the opposite side persuaded the bad guy, "You know, you are still very characteristic!"
"Why?" The prince's mouth is annoying.
"It's just that you are not as annoying as what you say!" Mi Sheng is not polite to the bad guy. All the words were said with anger.
"I follow the example of my sages, you know!" The bad guy didn't see the coming danger, but shook his body and said.
"Massage jade, you have sex!" I suddenly suggested to the prince Jue. Because I can't wait to go up and slap him now. The key is that Mr. Jue's words were easy to play at first, but by now, I can't write any more. This is too brainless! I can't afford to hurt!
"Handsome, why do you say that? How can I be an ass. " Prince Jue suddenly heard my suggestion and couldn't help asking me doubtfully.
"All's it. Massage jade, don't break your sentence. Base is a word, don't disconnect them. If you disconnect it, just disconnect it. Don't read the last two words together. I was more angry when I heard the bad guy's words.
At this time, Zhuge God Stick came to the spirit. He suggested to the bad guy, "Massage jade, you should know. I have always felt that you have the potential in this regard. As long as we are together, I will make you forget the woman in your heart.
Zhuge Shenbang is not good at persuading people at all. As I said, in the past, I used to praise others for their potential to be as a medium-like. Isn't this a failure?
"No, no! I yearn for 'food and color, sex!' ..." The bad guy, Gong Zi Jue, began to speak again.
"Plap him!" At this time, even the white tiger and the big white cat couldn't stand it. It jumped up from Miao Ruyun's leg and shouted loudly.
When Misheng heard this, he smiled at the bad guy, the prince Jue. After Mi Sheng finished laughing, he said, "Massage jade, massage jade, look, you can fail enough to be a man like this!"
"Don't talk about my jade!" Xiaolou Tingyu began to maintain the image of the prince Jue again, "The jade in my house is not what you imagined at all."
"The cicadas chirp among the trees, and the roc soars on the top of 90,000; the bacteria do not know the obscure, and the thousand-year-old pine knows the spring and autumn." Prince Jue said those obscure words.
"You are the loser who doesn't know the black of the fungus, and the girl doesn't know the loneliness of masturbation. Still here BB. Smump him!" At this time, I burst out again and shouted.
When Mi Sheng heard that our dissatisfaction with the prince Jue had almost reached its limit, he also began to act...
I saw Mi Sheng's stingled cheeks squirm.
At this time, the prince Jue's face darkened. He jumped aside...
It turned out that although the bad guy Jue argued with us, his attention has never left Mi Sheng. Therefore, as soon as Misheng started, he easily avoided it.
As soon as the body of the bad guy fell to the ground, he heard him say, "Do you know how polite it is?"
But Mi Sheng's face smiled and said to the prince Jue, "The guy who only knows his appearance but doesn't know what's inside is embarrassing to say salute. So, let me ask you, what is the gift?
"The gift is the foundation of heaven and earth! If a man is rude, he will not do it; if his father is rude, he will not be strict; if his mother is rude, he will be unkind; if his brother is rude, he will not be rude; if a woman is rude, he will be unharmony; if he is rude, he will be a tyrant; if the king is rude, he will lose his manner; if his family is rude, he will not prosperous; and if the country is rude, the country is rude, he will not prosper. The prince began to say.
"You haven't said anything after talking for a long time." Mi Sheng frowned and said, "Speaking about it, 'courtesy' is a face. We don't want this side. As long as we have face, we can say anything. For this sake, we have lost less?" After a pause, Mi Shengcai said again, "Massage jade, you are a stubborn guy. With his head caught in the door frame, you are the guy who only knows the obscure but not the spring and autumn.
When the bad guy saw Mi Sheng saying this, he took back the posture he had just put on and said loudly, "Why do you say that?"
"The guy Kong Lao Er is a hypocritical guy. I gave you these things, and he has done anything by himself. He didn't want to be an official, but he didn't do it well, so he came up with this set. Here, it's like something..." Mi Sheng said later, but he didn't know what to say. It seems that Mi Sheng has a big problem with Confucius.
"It's just like the guy who wears three watches." Zhuge Shenbang took over at this time, "You know, the more you go, the more this row of comparisons come to make up the number of words, that is to say, the more you go behind, the more nonsense it is. Look at what the last sentence is.
"Well, that's not nonsense until the end. That was messed up from the beginning. He also thinks that he can pee all over Kunming Lake alone!" I said loudly, "It's really a toad that eats swans, and I don't see if I have such a big mouth!"
"You just need to say less!" When Uncle Yuanji heard that we began to say this again, he quickly stopped him and said, "Zhang Deshuai, I'm not talking about you. Aren't you afraid that you will be taken over for tea?
"Don't worry, he writes whatever he wants. Anyway, no one reads his diary!' Xiaolou began to be sarcastic when he heard the rain.
When I heard Xiaolou's satire of the rain, I countered: "We are each other, we are eight taels in half a year. Mine is not seen by anyone, and yours is not the same!"
Xiaolou turned red when he heard me tell the truth. After a while, she stretched out her hand to me and said loudly, "Let's encourage you!"
I couldn't help but look at Xiaolou's hand stretched out by the rain. I don't know why I fought back against Xiaolou Tingyu, but she was not angry. I can't figure this out. And the strong building has always made me confused when listening to the rain.
However, I finally stretched out my hand and gently touched Xiaolou's hand listening to the rain. It's a handshake, which means that there is nothing between us.
When I finished shaking hands with Xiaolou listening to the rain, I couldn't help asking, "Xiaolou listening to the rain, how could you do this to me? I have always hurt you, and you can bear it silently. When you fight back easily, I will hurt you even more?"
"I'm tired!" Xiaolou listened to the rain's eyes and quietly looked at the bad guy. There was something in her eyes that I couldn't say. After a while, Xiaolou listened to the rain and took her eyes back. She said to me, "I'm sorry, I just lost my temper!"
"It's nothing. You usually don't go anywhere! Whether it's in the diary or in the melon shed!" Maybe it's because Xiaolou is used to listening to the rain. As long as I open my mouth, I will inadvertently hurt her a few words.
Xiao Lou's face changed when she heard the rain, and she soon calmed down. Maybe Xiaolou is used to listening to the rain, and he knows that she will feel uncomfortable if I don't hurt her.
After a while, Xiaolou listened to the rain and said to me slowly, "Handsome, you should know. I came here this time to turn into jade and silk!"
Listening to Xiaolou's sincere words, I nodded and said, "There is no such thing as between us!"
When Xiaolou heard me say that, her eyes were just one or two. Xiaolou raised his head and stared at me and asked, "Do you mean to agree?"
"I always hit you between us. You want to beat me, can you win? You don't want to think about it, just my mouth. I can decide you for three days and three nights without a dirty word, and you will only endure it silently. Is there any conflict between us? I have always decided on you, and you endure it silently. I smiled and said to Xiaolou to listen to the rain, "When will we stop fighting? It's not because you're tired, it's because I'm tired. Do you know?"
Xiao Lou looked at me in surprise. She couldn't believe that I would say such a thing at this time. However, in the end, she nodded silently. Finally, Xiaolou listened to the rain and asked me quietly, "Handsome, do you think it's impossible for us to go back to the previous one?"
"What?" I asked Xiaolou Tingyu, "We used to be like this. Think about it again, I attacked you before, and you are silently enduring..."
"Handsome, stop talking!" Uncle Yuanji shouted, "You've said it several times. What you said is not annoying, and I'm still annoyed to hear it?"
Uncle's words tightened my body. Yes, this complaint is like irrigation, and it's a little too serious. Finally, I took a deep breath and said solemnly to Xiaolou, "Xiaolou, listen to the rain!"
Xiao Lou listened to the rain and my tone changed, so she quickly raised her head and looked at me, waiting for my next words.
"Listen to the rain, I want to tell you here!" I laughed at the small building listening to the rain.
The small building nodded at the rain and looked at me with expectation...