chapter 52 euphemism last

I said, "Well, you are too narcissistic. What kind of image can you have, not a star..." Probably to figure out his normal sexual orientation and feel that this person is not so annoying. For the sake of him watching me crying here for a long time, I reluctantly asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

In fact, I ran out to cry before the dish came up. In the morning, I only ate a few noodles and vomited. I heard the sound of my stomach cooing.

Fortunately, I was the only one who heard it, otherwise I would die.

"No, I can treat you to whatever you want."

It's so straightforward! I just like this kind of upright man, because in my dictionary, you can invite me to eat, drink, gamble and smoke. They are all my favorite good men!

Well, I admit that I have no position on this.

"Let's go to have a barbecue. There is one a few steps ahead. It's super delicious... I'm going to starve to death. Hey, can you be quicker and faster? Thinking about this, I felt like I was going crazy. I quickly walked to the barbecue stall and ordered a lot.

Everyone who knows me knows that I am a carnivore and likes to eat all meat products. For example, sausages, ham sausages, bacon, bone meat, mutton skewers, beef skewers and chicken skin, and my only treasure in this life - pork belly!

After I ordered, we found a table and sat down.

Jian Shuo probably saw that I was crying like Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall. At this time, he was about to fill his stomach and couldn't get used to it. He hesitated for a long time before he asked, "Did you just ordered twenty strings of pork belly?"

I took out a cigarette case from my bag, took out one for myself and threw one to him. "Nonsense, did you see someone else order it?"

"Are you good at eating? All the meat is..." He took the lighter from my hand, lit the cigarette, and took a deep breath.

I noticed that he also likes to squint when he smokes, which is similar to me. In fact, I'm afraid that the smoke will irritate my eyes too much, so I should quit smoking. There is no way to smoke this thing.

Smoking, drinking, eating sugar, going to nightclubs... You should give up.

Live a good life, child. The future is still so long. I did it when I thought of it. I immediately threw the cigarette I had just smoked at my feet and trampled it out, and then threw the whole cigarette box to Jian Shuo. Like a multimillionaire giving a beggar, he said to him boldly, "Take it and I'll give it to you."

He was obviously confused by my mood change here and there for a while. "Sister, which one are you playing?"

I glanced at him and said, "If you want it, I'll throw it away if you don't."

He thought for a moment and felt that he still couldn't offend me at this stall. He didn't know when he would go crazy. He took the pack of cigarettes that I spit on and put them in his pocket.

"Well, you know it may be bad to ask like this. But I still want to ask, why did you cry just now?

I lowered my head and looked at the bone ring at the front end of my index finger and middle finger, which was slightly yellowed because of years of smoking. That color was as dim as a lonely route in the middle of the night. It was as vague as the rings, and I couldn't wash it off. "Then I'll tell you a very dog-blooded, boring, a failure, a decadent, very Korean. The story of the play. Let me summarize it. Anyway, you don't understand it.

"It's like this. A long time ago, even the Jade Emperor didn't know what his mother's surname was and what he grew up like. There is a country where there are only two people in a small country, Little Blue Hat and Little Red Hat. They have always been good friends. But Little Red Riding Hood lives in pain, and Little Blue Hat has been living happily. But one day a little prince came. He said that he was the princess who came here to save him. At first sight of Little Red Riding Hood, he said that Little Red Riding Hood was the princess he wanted to save. He took Little Red Riding Hood to his country to prepare for a happy life. When he returned to his country, he found that she had saved the wrong person, so he threw Little Red Riding Hood away. Abandoned and picked up the little blue hat. Little Red Riding Hood returned to the place where he used to live alone. Before long, an old prince came and said that he had come to save Little Red Riding Hood, but Little Red Riding Hood was skeptical and followed him. I went to the country of the eldest prince, and later I accidentally learned that the eldest prince of this country was born in the Broken Back Mountain and liked the little prince. He knew that the little prince wanted to save a girl, so he wanted to save the girl first to please the little prince, but he didn't know that the girl the little prince wanted to save had been saved. The Little Red Riding Hood he saved was just an outsider. He didn't know that he and the little prince made the same mistake.

"They... I saved the wrong person. What they are going to meet is not Little Red Riding Hood. If I want to say that fate is too tricky, will you feel very rustic?

Jian Shuo estimated that I took some big prince, little prince, little red hat, little blue hat, little red and blue hat all fainted, trying to digest my words.

At this time, the boss also baked what we ordered and brought it over. I think, anyway, he also saw the cowardly appearance that I just cried with a runny nose and tears. Now that I'm so hungry, I don't have to care about the image. I quickly grabbed a string of streaky meat in the plate and bit off four-thirds of it.

He should not be able to stand me anymore. He rolled his eyes and got up and walked out. Two minutes later, I saw him walk in with two bottles of Evian's mineral water in his arms. He unscrewed one of them and handed it to me, "Sister, you'd better eat slowly. No one will grab it from you. I'm not that greasy."

I picked up the mineral water like blowing a bottle and dried more than half of it in one bite. I can't stop scolding in my heart. Good guy, it's worthy of being a rich child. You have to drink mineral water from the United States, 20 yuan a bottle. I found him when I met him today, ah ha ha...

"Hey, I told you to slow down. Why are you the same as the one just released? It's so special. You are the first person in front of me who cries, wipes his nose, eats, and burps more loudly than the horn. The scope of what I said summarizes gender.

I continued to stuff things into my mouth and didn't forget to answer him vaguely, "Thank you."

"But I really didn't understand the story you said. You have said that the age is so long that you don't even know what the Jade Emperor's mother looks like. If I want to say something that I don't understand, it's understandable. Let me guess. In fact, it's not difficult to guess. Let's set the protagonist of the story. The little prince is L, the big prince is C, the little blue hat is Q, and the little red hat is Z. He had just finished a bunch of potato chips and circled the table with oily bamboo sticks.

I looked at him from raising my greasy face. Is there any mistake? Do all the protagonists in the story know who they are?

Little Prince, Li Luo, L. The eldest prince, Chen Yi, C. Little Blue Hat, Qian Rui, Q. Little Red Riding Hood, sister, me, Z.

I don't believe it's a coincidence, but how can he know so clearly that the role of each character is so obvious? Don't say that you know it from Su Su. The girl's IQ is not so high. Seriously, the story that I just talked about casually is now told to me by another person. Now I'm afraid I'll be confused.

"L should like to make friends with netizens. I met Little Blue Hat on the Internet, that is, Q. One time, when L and Q were chatting sweetly, they were seen by Z playing at Q's house, and Q also showed Z the space of L. Z found that L was his ideal type and fell in love with L at first sight. Of course, it must be under the premise that L is a handsome man like me, otherwise a picky person like Z will never fall in love at first sight. If the story is assumed to be established so far, the plot can begin.

I compared a big "X" with two bamboo sticks. When I just heard that he was drawing circles and setting an unknown XYZ, I thought he was so professional, tut...

"It's wrong. You don't have to say the rest. It's a mess... Eat yours, do more and talk less!" I picked up the mineral water bottle, touched him and took a sip.

"Bear by the way, lend me your phone. My phone is out of power."

I took out my mobile phone from my bag and turned it on. It doesn't matter. There are more than a dozen un Answered calls, three of which are called by my aunt, five by Xiao Yi, and three by Chen Yi. What's going on? Shouldn't the gay who killed thousands of knives find my aunt's house? If it's like this, I swear there will be a bloody case tonight...

Just thinking about it, my aunt's call flashed on the phone screen again. I quickly answered, "Hey, auntie."

"What's wrong with you child? Why haven't you come back in such a big night? The phone is also turned off. What do you think I should say about you? Where is it now? What if I come to pick you up?"

"Oh, it's my classmate's birthday tonight. I'm still playing outside. Come back later... You don't have to pick me up. I'll just come back by myself."

"Then come back early. Your brother is having a lot of trouble at home. He is also clamoring to play with you. Don't answer his phone call later, you know?

"I know, I know." After saying that, my aunt hung up the phone.

Jian Shuo looked at me and said puzzled, "You don't live here? Where else do you want to go back?"

"Didn't you meet my aunt's family? I've been living in their house recently." As I said, I picked up a bunch of ham sausage and stuffed it into my mouth. In the middle of eating, I put it back on the plate, and took another string of mutton kebabs and nibbled it. He looked at me helplessly and went out to make a phone call with my mobile phone.

To be honest, I'm a little scared. If that boy plays any international long distance and wants to communicate with his tutor in Milan about his learning problems, how bad I will suffer...